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Yesterday was Friday, I was feeling seriously feverish from Konji fever and I say to myself "StubbornGoat, you need to go and smoke Igbo. "

As I was sit down under the tree smoking, I sleep off. Only to see one nairaland babes that look like mami water cum and visit me in my slip. She cum like this


[img]http:///media/4-22-2016/7Ac0OI.gif[/img]


I grab her boobsi with my left hand and my bandooky with my right hand and I say to her "Abasi ayaya o. You must give me kollect!"

As I try to grab her second boobsi, I hear a resanding slap from my mum gbooa on my face that wake from my slip.

My mum just shout "Kabiru Kabiru Omo ale Jati Jati!"

I don't know why that woman do not allow me to yansh that girl.
I have seen her from somewhere before, I know she is a Nairalanders. Does anyone know her name?



[img]https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/avatars/c5r9d8vkxtbovc1cfu932mcwjp96qj7q1158088[/img]

U be Don dey squeeze mumsy Bobby already, she you life kabiru... Well Sha help us vote for her in real life

Lol

By my comment your post will be deleted. The fact that the babe is contesting for Miss NL doesn't give you liberty to talk anyhow. If you don't have integrity to protect she does.

ihimiray:
U be Don dey squeeze mumsy Bobby already, she you life kabiru... Well Sha help us vote for her in real life

Bros abeg wetin be the babe name, my mind dey tell me the babe fit be my spiritual wife. I go like yansh her spiritually!

Jamean:
By my comment your post will be deleted. The fact that the babe is contesting for Miss NL doesn't give you liberty to talk anyhow. If you don't have integrity to protect she does.

Go and hawk diesel and leave my thread alone. See her head like yam!

StubbornGoat:


Go and hawk diesel and leave my thread alone. See her head like yam!

Where you stay see my head abi who hold your thread. You can use positive propaganda no be this one.

Savor your thread friedplantain

Gosh this StubbornGoat again.

Jamean, you have time taking him seriously tho. Are you crushing on him?

StubbornGoat:



Bros abeg wetin be the babe name, my mind tell me is my spiritual wife. I go like yansh am!

see jamb questions ooo, shey u no no her name, when next u see her in ur dreams ask..

Ferdyboss:
Gosh this StubbornG.oat again.

Are you crushing on him?

do you mind?

StubbornGoat:
Yesterday was Friday, I was feeling seriously feverish from Konji fever and I say to myself "StubbornGoat, you need to go and smoke Igbo. "

As I was sit down under the tree smoking, I sleep off. Only to see one nairaland babes that look like mami water cum and visit me in my slip. She cum like this


[img]http:///media/4-22-2016/7Ac0OI.gif[/img]


I grab her boobsi with my left hand and my bandooky with my right hand and I say to her "Abasi ayaya o. You must give me kollect!"

As I try to grab her second boobsi, I hear a resanding slap from my mum gbooa on my face that wake from my slip.

My mum just shout "Kabiru Kabiru Omo ale Jati Jati!"

I don't know why that woman do not allow me to yansh that girl.
I have seen her from somewhere before, I know she is a Nairalanders. Does anyone know her name?



[img]https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/avatars/c5r9d8vkxtbovc1cfu932mcwjp96qj7q1158088[/img]

Are you by any chance friedplaintain?

Vickyydera:
Are you by any chance friedplaintain?

Babe you so fine. Can I be your nairaland horse-band?

ihimiray:
see jamb questions ooo, shey u no no her name, when next u see her in ur dreams ask..

E be like you smoke weed too. Gerrarah here mehn!

StubbornGoat:


Babe you so fine. Can I be your nairaland horse-band?

But I asked you a question.

Vickyydera:
But I asked you a question.

I can not categorikaly say I'm him but it look like it.



Now, can I be your horseband?

StubbornGoat:


E be like you smoke weed too. Gerrarah here mehn!

oga u Don dey mad abi

StubbornGoat:


I can not categorikaly say I'm him but it look like it.



Now, can I be your horseband?

I missed you so much ,My last year NL crush.
Welcome back.

You can be.

Another escapee from yaba

Vickyydera:
I missed you so much ,My last year NL crush.
Welcome back.

You can be.

Vicky Vicky Vicky!


Who is your this year NL crush?

I missed you too. How school?

You av shange a lot o

mzhorlah:
Another escapee from yaba

no be lie, the guy no complete treatment

mzhorlah:
Another escapee from yaba

bae, u gud?

mzhorlah:
Another escapee from yaba

Yes I attend YabaTech!

Gerrarah here!

.

StubbornGoat:

Vicky Vicky Vicky!

Who is your this year NL crush?
I missed you too. How school?
You av shange a lot o

School is going smoothly. We thankGod. The young shall grow.

Jamean:


do you mind?

No, I don't

ihimiray:
no be lie, the guy no complete treatment

nawa o

Speakdatruth:
bae, u gud?

am good..u doubting?

hehehe... Meanwhile

mzhorlah:
am good..u doubting?

not really, just imagining how u got dat pretty face. u're beautiful bae

Op u need to drink buhari piss

Speakdatruth:
not really, just imagining how u got dat pretty face. u're beautiful bae

thanks sir