NewStats: 3,264,048 , 8,182,415 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 12:33 PM 225b6v

Imagine the scenes at MUFC if at 90 mins
its 0-0 and city are getting beat 1-0 by
Swansea! Then Martial scores an Aguero
style last min!
#page352. I wanna dedicate this laudable achievement to all of us "kopppppppppas" that will travel this saturday. Let's pray for a safe trip tho. This is only the start of greatness for all of us. Hit like if you believe! Hit share if you don't!

Fraiser:
lol... U mean sey dia is one Jonah wey won make boat capsize among us? Abeg make we quick find am troway am for water o, so dat 21st go stand... Lol...

Lol......yes o...nd na u i dey suspect....cos u no go church.....

Gaddafithe2nd:

I won't insult you, because you are frustrated. If you wound yourself because of NYSC that won't stop NYSC to stop their scheme.

lol...tnk God u no as e b for my body

Where are the gatekeepers sef?We have so many stranger(everyone is welcome ooo ) in the village now who haven't paid their toll.Oya,Memphisdepay,take that job.You kuku didn't play well for ManU this season.You should do this well.

MemphisDepay:
madam, you go fill form o

I be guy ooo.lol... as per form, no wahala.

kovy077:
apololgise's for being so mischieve, you who i insultd.

It's okay dearie, we are one family here and we are good to go. None of us must be exempted.

Now to all the stream advocates, please and please, we know you are trying to info across.

But the last thing we need now are informations that will discourage anybody.

So whether it is stream1, Ocean2, River3, or even Atlantic2; pls withhold the info to avoid backlash.

Darey00:


DUDE WE DON'T CARE ABOUT UR INFO. FRESH OR STALE. YOU REEK OF NEGATIVITY.
YOU WONT GAIN NOTHING FROM "I TOLD YOU SO". I AM AN ARSENAL FAN SO I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO PRAY FOR THE BEST AND EXPECT THE WORST. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO BE POSITIVE AROUND HERE, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE

Bro don't get the issue twisted na lmao , this guy mehn ... Biko wetin arsenal dey for table am a Man utd fan thou !!!

Bia, whia dat nyukka @VillageGoat dat always run d countdown for us? Abi Nysc frustration sef don make am vex like vexpa owner? Hahahaha. Chai...aswear na 1999 oyibo for free us for dis country. We nva reach

Ifabernard:

lol...tnk God u no as e b for my body

Naso man. Take care.

MemphisDepay:
who be villagers dem? Hassty, Orire, Ayodele, Ifeanyi, Willomax, Munachi, Stella(birthday geh) bety(your wyf) , go finnish all of dem for here. Ifeanyi would be a popular figure here u know?

ur condition is critical,wetin b time for final EPL matches today ogbeni

Xander08:

I be guy ooo.lol... as per form, no wahala.

here in kusuki land, we refer to you as "madam" the amount for the form is just 3k. (Our NYSC green card money)

eaglevision:
LMAO! I only said wait till evening for mother of all rumours and fraiser is already spreading my customised stream3,mehn my rumour go make sense o.bros calm down joor,na bkos u no go church na in cause am,im calm after coming frm church i swear cos till 7 am this morning i was nervous and worried.

make i start second service for here make everybody chillax small

lol... No mind me jare, bur dat stream 3 of a tin dey hilarious abeg, e never happen bfor nd e no go take our set happen... Baba dat church matter enh, e no go make sense make i dey inside church make usher dey take corner corner eyes look me all d tym because I no fit just leave dis thread for 30 mins now talkless of about 3 to 4 hrs..

goodgirl247:
I just called the abuja head office, those who choosed the IDP states are to go on saturday, and they are those getting message from NYSC, the rest of us are to go in JULY

So hilarious ... So the rest peep Would be called ... Stream 2 / A1 right ??

Precious91:
Where are the gatekeepers sef?We have so many stranger(everyone is welcome ooo ) in the village now who haven't paid their toll.Oya,Memphisdepay,take that job.You kuku didn't play well for ManU this season.You should do this well.

am doing my job perfectly sirma, I just collected a form fee 3k from one new madam. She just enter room. As for my performance at Old Trafford, na NYSC cos am. Loool

maccabi:




Bro don't get the issue twisted na lmao , this guy mehn ... Biko wetin arsenal dey for table am a Man utd fan thou !!!

lol una wey no get shame. You can't beat west ham to save ur lives

eaglevision:


ur condition is critical,wetin b time for final EPL matches today ogbeni

I no go ansa u, oya beg me!

Lvlink:
No no no, you shouldnt have insulted anybody even if you were insulted. I made that mistake previously and i have learnt my lessons.
@misscall247, Kovy pls don't insult back

You were here when som1 brought an info about people who choosed IDP states, as i was trying to find the nexus between the text messages that was sent, and the people that chose the IDP states, som1 just came from nowhere and started calling me names.

Offcours i returned the insults somehow, but i later realized i shouldn't have done that.

babe tanks for dis u are a darling, guys lets all settle nd forget dis issue once nd for all because I no go buy zobo for anybody dat fyt again wen I see my CUL tomoro o. Goodgirl247 hope you have seen it?

Darey00:



lol una wey no get shame. You can't beat west ham to save ur lives

dem for use koboko beat dem?

Xander08:

I be guy ooo.lol... as per form, no wahala.

I wonder what your excuse for calling this guy now a madam will be
you also call guys madam in kusuki abi
Lol....

Lvlink dob turn my swerie for here.Oya dj play me "Iyawo Mii" by Timi Dakolo.

MemphisDepay:
Imagine the scenes at MUFC if at 90 mins
its 0-0 and city are getting beat 1-0 by
Swansea! Then Martial scores an Aguero
style last min!
#page352. I wanna dedicate this laudable achievement to all of us "kopppppppppas" that will travel this saturday. Let's pray for a safe trip tho. This is only the start of greatness for all of us. Hit like if you believe! Hit share if you don't!

Na Man u fans full here ba,gerrahere mehn!

eaglevision:



Na Man u fans full here ba,gerrahere mehn!

u b fulham fan ni?

We just have to do everything possible to b calm! If you can't be calm act calm and if u don't know aw to act, imagine that you are calm dis nysc palava nor reach! Afteral who high bp EPP #peace #happysunday

BlackGoldBoy:
dem for use koboko beat dem?

lol anyway na way nahhh

Darey00:


lol anyway na way nahhh

abi oo

MemphisDepay:
kuku say u na small nokia u dey use

lol... D truth is I use my nokia phone for nairaland because d ba3 na die, e dey reliable anytin, I don dedicate am to NL, I also have an android phone for whatsapp nd oda apps bur d truth is am not a social media freak, it will interest u to know dat am not on any social media aside facebook nd whatsapp, I have bbm on my phone bur i never use it, I dont know my pin sef, I got to know about nairaland cos of nysc, nd I never post on any section of NL bfor aside dis nysc thread. I hope I made mysef clear... Lol...

until you get the text from nysc with the portal that its ready, thats only when you can print, but if you dont get and it clocks 2pm, try to nysc, and lay your complains. DG

Fraiser:
lol... D only tin wey go make me relax now na dis fine babe wey u dash me o...

Lol...u sha wan mk I talk.....but me not in d mood....been observing since yesterday.... Neva ready 2 talk sef

Fraiser:
lol... No mind me jare, bur dat stream 3 of a tin dey hilarious abeg, e never happen bfor nd e no go take our set happen... Baba dat church matter enh, e no go make sense make i dey inside church make usher dey take corner corner eyes look me all d tym because I no fit just leave dis thread for 30 mins now talkless of about 3 to 4 hrs..

Na im b say u need deliverance padi mi,my pastor will b with u shortly,hahahaha!

kovy077:
until you get the text from nysc with the portal that its ready, thats only when you can print, but if you dont get and it clocks 2pm, try to nysc, and lay your complains. DG

biko wen u hear dz one o

kovy077:
until you get the text from nysc with the portal that its ready, thats only when you can print, but if you dont get and it clocks 2pm, try to nysc, and lay your complains. DG

na for where d DG make dar statement

MemphisDepay:
here in kusuki land, we refer to you as "madam" the amount for the form is just 3k. (Our NYSC green card money)

choi! So, it's people who r applying for " villagership" that will reimburse the founding of this village.