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mistayeancah(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2016
Iphekitan:
Part 29

I later woke around 2pm, I went to the primate Office to tell her I would be leaving very early the next day and to check if she got to know about what just happened, you know you can't tell, holy spirit might have alerted her. [grin].


Me : Good Day ma.

Primate : ife boy , how are you?

Me : am gentle ma

Primate : you can start your business as from tomorrow onwards.


Me : Yeah am grateful ma . Thats the reason am here ma .

Primate : OK am listening.

Me : I would take my leave very early tomorrow morning. And i want to ask how much i'd would pay for all you have done for me.


Primate : [chuckles] When you start making your money, you can drop by once in a while and drop something. You are free to leave anytime you like.


Prostrated
Me : thanks ma, am very grateful.


I Left her presence feeling like a boss, she didn't suspect anything nisha. I came for a mission, now am leaving fulfilling two missions, am the boss mehn.

Went back to my room, all this while I got no call or message from boss and krissh, so I pinged them both.
Bosun wasn't online I guess but krissh replied, so we started chatting.

Me : oh boy , shey na life you think say you dey live.

Krissh : leave that jae, you don't know wetin person dey go through for here.

Me : whatever, am returning tomorrow o.

Krissh : returning to where? Woss wobi, eke has bursted us twice this week already, and they are still trailing us, meaning we are on heat, bosun and i have dispersed and we are just scoting at friends place ni in order for things to cool down.

Oh this eke sef, their job is to protect the people, na working Boy dem dey chase.

Me : This one technical o, how eke go come dey burst you guys for G.R.A, some of your friends might have told on you.

Krissh : God purnish the mother fu*king informant.

Me : make I go back to my papa house then.

Krissh : you sef still get option.

Me : where bosun dey, his number no dey go through, and him no dey reply messages.

Krissh : eke don collect his phone the last time they caught us.

Me : Chai Dias God O

Krissh : abi now

Me : Aiit TTYL [talk to you later]

Krissh : ok

Conversation ended

Hmmmmn some people are just crazy oh, they don't have any work than to they spoil their friends life, God purnish any informant of a friend I get.

Went to take my bath and on getting back, I met two missed calls on my phone, checked it up and it was pman.

This one wey pman dey call me, hope all is well, I decided not to call him back.
I was still dressing when mucee call came through, I picked up.

Me : Ekasan ma [gud afternoon ma]

Mum : ife booni? [How are you]

Me : fine ma

Mum : how is work?

Me : going on smoothly ma.

Mum : your dad said he called you, and you failed to pick up.

Me : I was having my bath then ma

Mum : didn't you see his missed call, shouldn't you have called back.

Me : am sorry ma.

Mum : anyways, we. Just Want To inform you, we are visiting you tomorrow after service, so send me your address.

Me : What? Why?

Mum : What is what, shouldn't we know your place, we are coming over tomorrow so just send me your address.

Hungs up.


Chai this people sef, nawa for them oh, they just dey impose visit upon person. What address would I text them bayi, hmmmmn gobe.

That changed my mood instantly, I kept calculating, thinking and weighing my options, eventually none was making sense. I no fit bring them here, and i no fit lead them to G.R.A. Chai what am I going to do?




To be continued
That GRA don cast gan. nice story you got here. Please do me a favour, stick to posting with one moniker. Thanks
Lilknight(m): 3:40pm On Apr 12, 2016
Nice writeup bro. More than 20 percent of people following this stories are working boys no lie!!!

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Robilroy(m): 3:53pm On Apr 12, 2016
Following # more ink to ur pen OP.
douglasposh(m): 4:30pm On Apr 12, 2016
Gbam
SimpleBea(m): 5:31pm On Apr 12, 2016
Do you care if i you?
SANDOSKI:
Lovely...... Keep it up........gringrin





*Spreads__mat__under__a__cashew__tree*
tnthommie(m): 5:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lilknight:
Nice writeup bro. More than 20 percent of people following this stories are working boys no lie!!!

True talk.

@op, your storyline is quite intresting. keep it up.
but you flopped when you wrote that you aint used to staying up late at night. Yahoo boys dont sleep at night, they stay up all night working most times.
Iphekitan(m): 6:01pm On Apr 12, 2016
tnthommie:


True talk.

@op, your storyline is quite intresting. keep it up.
but you flopped when you wrote that you aint used to staying up late at night. Yahoo boys dont sleep at night, they stay up all night working most times.

Not one dat has hammer already

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SimpleBea(m): 6:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
Why u con dae quote the whole post naw?
mistayeancah:

That GRA don cast gan. nice story you got here. Please do me a favour, stick to posting with one moniker. Thanks
fboycaestro12(m): 6:27pm On Apr 12, 2016
Iphekitan:


Not one dat has hammer already

doesn't matter if u have hammered or not. what matter is the kind of job u do. If u deal deal with Europe clients u don't need to stay up at night but if u deal with Asia and Yankee clients you need to stay up at night. Those that have hammered might just not stay up for long but no matter how, if genuinely he's a working boy he will def stay up.

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mistayeancah(m): 6:54pm On Apr 12, 2016
SimpleBea:
Why u con dae quote the whole post naw?
Because I wan quote am nani.
Olibboy: 7:19pm On Apr 12, 2016
u dey play Yahoo game...
Iphekitan(m): 7:39pm On Apr 12, 2016
fboycaestro12:


doesn't matter if u have hammered or not. what matter is the kind of job u do. If u deal deal with Europe clients u don't need to stay up at night but if u deal with Asia and Yankee clients you need to stay up at night. Those that have hammered might just not stay up for long but no matter how, if genuinely he's a working boy he will def stay up.

Lol guess u are experienced

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SimpleBea(m): 8:37pm On Apr 12, 2016
Bro. Its not right.
mistayeancah:
Because I wan quote am nani.
lool. Bro, just joking
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 9:16pm On Apr 12, 2016
mistayeancah:

That GRA don cast gan. nice story you got here. Please do me a favour, stick to posting with one moniker. Thanks

Why u quote the whole section,,, u dey wste space ni...
olawah(m): 9:43pm On Apr 12, 2016
Wetin come happen next, u jam am again ornu enter carnal, abeg I dey wait for last claro ooo
Unibentested(m): 9:52pm On Apr 12, 2016
fboycaestro12:


doesn't matter if u have hammered or not. what matter is the kind of job u do. If u deal deal with Europe clients u don't need to stay up at night but if u deal with Asia and Yankee clients you need to stay up at night. Those that have hammered might just not stay up for long but no matter how, if genuinely he's a working boy he will def stay up.


Benghazzi 12?
fboycaestro12(m): 11:13pm On Apr 12, 2016
Unibentested:




Benghazzi 12?

nope
aumeehn: 11:18pm On Apr 12, 2016
grin
aumeehn: 11:20pm On Apr 12, 2016
Nice story! afterall Man Must survive the greedy fish always end in the fisherman Net!
apolyion777(m): 4:24am On Apr 13, 2016
Nice write up, keep it rolling.
bansky10: 6:20am On Apr 13, 2016
Guy na wa u o story man pikin don dey follow for 4 days nw post the whole shit at once make we read rest nd read other topics...
mistayeancah(m): 7:07am On Apr 13, 2016
ureach:


Why u quote the whole section,,, u dey wste space ni...
Space wey plenty like...
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 7:18am On Apr 13, 2016
cc lolite have you read this?
tnthommie(m): 9:00am On Apr 13, 2016
fboycaestro12:


doesn't matter if u have hammered or not. what matter is the kind of job u do. If u deal deal with Europe clients u don't need to stay up at night but if u deal with Asia and Yankee clients you need to stay up at night. Those that have hammered might just not stay up for long but no matter how, if genuinely he's a working boy he will def stay up.

Well said bro, u just saved me the stress of typing all that.
jerome84(m): 12:34pm On Apr 13, 2016
Bros we're waiting oooooooo!
tdemo(m): 12:34pm On Apr 13, 2016
guy update now undecided
MosdafN97(m): 1:12pm On Apr 13, 2016
Am really expectant of ur fascinating updates oo
IamPflow(m): 1:58pm On Apr 13, 2016
So that's the end of the story? hmmm about to unfollow thread
MiztaSanchez22(m): 2:02pm On Apr 13, 2016
D way i dey visit dis post of recent......bt in oda news,God go punish u wen u go pick ronaldo form(goal scoring)wit primate pikin....... Bt i reali love d story line.
Zdoh(m): 3:25pm On Apr 13, 2016
I know that you will bang faith,for your mind you think say primate no no as e dey btw u and her daughter abi?No worry your eye go son clear.
cogbuagu: 4:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
I don't think he will update again because the site or blog he updates 1st before here seen to be[sup][/sup] down
Iolite(f): 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2016
olihilistic:
cc lolite have you read this?

No. Been seeing it but the title did not captivate me. Let me read it now. How are you?

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