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at last

In the month of March
Ok nah

macuwon:
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Thief

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aw will dat change d price of fuel....mtseew

Na my salary, i dey wait ooooooo

I need Marry that good lady this year

ernesty20:
Without this 3rd citizen, 1st citizen is useless

yes third citizen means the whole nation, the people ...

kennypoju:
Change is here

Abi o

Aja white

EngrAbiola:
Good To Hear. Oya Dab... Let the change begin #GBERA

OK.... good step, waiting for exchange rate to drop, realistic rate not the dreamed $1 = NGN1, so that man can survive this semester and come back home to start hustling again.

After all the initial brouhaha. So, it was all play acting. After all the initial brouhaha. So, it was all play acting.

41lady:
OK.... good step, waiting for exchange rate to drop, realistic rate not the dreamed $1 = NGN1, so that man can survive this semester and come back home to start hustling again.

I feel you jare

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Oh Lord av mercy on me. Aja 3 ti gbera!

cruzita:
I hope he knows what he is g

Hw on earth wldvu insult my man!
A former special adviser to President
A two-term governoer
A senator, and nw
A senate president.

D stubborn headboy

Finally time 2 wail with gud reasons

cruzita:
I hope he knows what he is g

You mean padded budget?

aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Too bad. Not funny tho.

i shall receive my own portion of the budget in Jesus name

Him no get choice now

easyfem:
I cover the budget wit d blood of Jesus , even if the hand that sign it is ful of sin

Heaven av mercy

hian

Omoakinsuyi:
From his unhappy look, he must have signed the budget under duress,seems General Buhari is at the background pointing a gun to to his egg-shaped head

y e go dey laff wen e dey sign dat plenty money nd naija's future for d nxt 1yr

At last.

Burger01:
He for no sign the budget. What's special about g the budget

Wailing criminals, over to ya and start wailing as usual

But you are the one wailling here

ernesty20:
Without this 3rd citizen, 1st citizen is useless

Not in all in case.



The three arms of government have separate powers but the Executive is supreme to them all...

Do you ask yourself what has been going since the budget was not sign?

obinoral1179:
Not in all in case.



The three arms of government have separate powers but the Executive is supreme to them all...

Do you ask yourself what has been going since the budget was not sign?

yes i know. All things remained stagnant and messy. No movement

useful4us:




But you are the one wailling here

I'm not a wailer bruh

Na now u know say u suppose sign?

very stubborn

cruzita:
I hope he knows what he is g

Poor soul, g away his freedom and release from the FG charges against him.