NewStats: 3,264,424 , 8,183,702 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 04:28 AM 2a4s4y

Meanwhile, someone is preparing to travel again

fortunechy:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30
pieces of silver is too small due to the current economy
situation and high rate of US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and
chickens awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season,
pending when he will receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the
inconveniences caused...

RadicallyBlunt:
See what humans have become in nigeria just to live and feed.

#fuel scarcity
#no light
#high electricity tarriff
#no fuel for gen or light to pump water in this terrible heat
#high food price due to naira devaluation
#no payments of workers' salary yet they're arrested for corruption at work
#high call rates
#etc

Everything is just wrong about this APC government. Even God is angry with APC bcus 2 rain don fall this year and heat no gree stop.

I had to buy shaving stick for an ss3 student with bushy armpit some days back. He said he can't afford d increased price all bcus dollar rate don high.

Are you making sense @ all?
Hell NO.

The hustle is real

mccoy47:

I wonder o. Even developed countries hv fuel scarcity too

Leave Illbliss make he dey form posh. As if he has never heard of black market or seen ppl selling fuel via runs.

NAIJA FOR ME AND YOU........
Any which way na way for naija to hustle..... Good or bad man must SURVIve.........
Fvck Hypocrisy.............
Fvck Apc change..............

Come to Okada junction for Edo,some pple also sell fuel like that

BlackMaria:

Are you making sense @ all?
Hell NO.

Perhaps d section of ur brain responsible for common sense needs a bit of amplifying.

Too many Nigerians deceive themselves to believe Nigeria's problems can be solved in 4 or 8 years.

RadicallyBlunt:

Perhaps d section of ur brain responsible for common sense needs a bit of amplifying.

That should be what,you should ask your-self.
How is the climate of Nigeria,the fault of APC.
You no get sense. EWU.

gabinogem:
Interesting to know that Nigerians are just so use to such lifestyle.

There is nothing interesting about this. The Nigerian government has turned us to barbaric savages, and you call that intresting?

I can only imagine the quality of life you live.

BlackMaria:

That should be what,you should ask your-self.
How is the climate of Nigeria,the fault of APC.
You no get sense. EWU.

You just confirmed ur common sense is low. Too daft to recognize a joke. Of all APC fan, u're worst..I guess that's why ur ranting is personal. Thinking backwards when everybody is thinking forward. Chimpanzee

RadicallyBlunt:

You just confirmed ur common sense is low. Too daft to recognize a joke. Of all APC fan, u're worst..I guess that's why ur ranting is personal. Thinking backwards when everybody is thinking forward. Chimpanzee

A joke indeed. Good of you. Continue fooling yourself.

Change her life illbliss.... U fo snap her front evry1 wil be afta d fuel seller gal

fortunechy:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30
pieces of silver is too small due to the current economy
situation and high rate of US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and
chickens awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season,
pending when he will receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the
inconveniences caused...

LOL tell judas say EFCC go soon carry am

BlackMaria:

A joke indeed. Good of you. Continue fooling yourself.

Don't worry, when 1dollar further becomes N700, u will reach ur salary limit.

Chai, the hustle is real oo. I pity that babe

Shei buhari promised us no more scarcity of fun fuel?

RadicallyBlunt:

Don't worry, when 1dollar further becomes N700, u will reach ur salary limit.

Till then. So long sucker.

Airforce1:
giant of Africa metamorphosed to a "piglet" of Africa.

All thanks to buhari's bad leadership.

Ok so Nigeria has been giant of Africa all these while until buhari became the President abi??....Fear God

HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic! WIFE: Wat happened? HUSBAND: When I open the door the light came on and after I urinated and closed the door the light went off! WIFE: Drunkard! Anu-ofia.. you have gone to urinate in the FRIDGE again!

Attention seeking celeb.
it's obvious he is in the same SUV the girl is trying to fill with fuel.
So its a planned photo. By the way why are the roles not reversed with Ill Bliss filling the car with fuel

TheDauraMallam:


There is nothing interesting about this. The Nigerian government has turned us to barbaric savages, and you call that intresting?

I can only imagine the quality of life you live.

It's very interesting seeing Nigerians being comfortable about this current situation.

They just keep barking all day, unable to bite. Bunch of toothless dogs. I'm tired of hearing the noises & such noise is always prevalent in most religious centers.


Btw, it's Nigerians that turned themselves into barbaric savages when they keep expecting miracles(magic) to happen all the time.

The time u waste to imagine the quality of my life, why not channel it to the betterment of urs & those around u

ngmgeek:
Meanwhile, someone is preparing to travel

I found dis funny

Nigerians unknowingly apply physical laws to perpetrate the unthinkable. This is Siphoning which applies differential head to move fluids from one container or tank to another. How I wish at a tender age she harnessed this talents into something beautiful, she possibly would have been a wonderful engineer. Nonetheless, this is dangerous.

If He snapped the Pic, then it is his car she is fuelling so what is he ranting about?

mccoy47:


I wonder o. Even developed countries hv fuel scarcity too

U say wetin ?
Those coutries have fuel reserves that can sustain the masses for years even if their government stop importing fuel today.
I will authoritatively tell u no country tagged as developed can experience what is happening in Nigeria. Goverments Lack of maintenance culture and youth development coupled with suffering n smiling mentality has ruined the masses sense of reasoning. People/filling stations dont sell fuel in gallons in developed countries talkless of a young lady hawking it. Yeye dey smell but una dey perceive jollof rice. Na wa oo

May be she will be the next street fuel hawking model
But seriously this is dangerous, an absolute health and safety disregard.

Airforce1:
giant of Africa metamorphosed to a "piglet" of Africa.

All thanks to buhari's bad leadership.

Buhari followers wont agree that Buhari is a bad leader..

They say it is crude oil price, that caused NEPA failure, Fuel N150 and high cost of pepper and crayfish.

Kay17:
Too many Nigerians deceive themselves to believe Nigeria's problems can be solved in 4 or 8 years.

Under Jonathan, fuel pump price was maintained. Except for the period of Subsidy removal saga.

Just tell urself truth

400billionman:


Under Jonathan, fuel pump price was maintained. Except for the period of Subsidy removal saga.

Just tell urself truth

Haven't you considered the cost of subsidizing petrol to the economy? With the reduced revenue from our chief source, petrol subsidy can't be a top priority above infrastructure and government services and jobs.