| amicable09(f): 8:24pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Lol... Ok. Here's an exhibit!
JOB ADVERT:
A reputable company based in Lagos is seeking for young graduates who are dynamic, motivated, ready to build a career as a successful CEO ...Lol bla bla bla...
QUALIFICATIONS:
B.Sc holders, minimum of 2.2, not more than 26 years old by Dec. 2016.
ICAN, ACCA, NIM,.... will be an added advantage.
All applications must be sent not later than Jan. 10th 2015.
Use job title as subject of the mail.
Mr A: Dusts CV! I've been waiting for this company since first year in the university... lol
Mr B: OP! No mail address!!! Shebi we go send am to your head! mtshew.
Mr C: Not more than 26 years? Gerrarahere mehn!
Mr D: I'm here to book space *spreads mat,sipping zobo*
OP: *starts quoting from Mr A to D* Guy, follow that link I pasted. Oh boy, Money must be made this year o @ Mr A, The hustle is real mehn!
Mr E: This company again!!!! Scam! Rubbish.
Miss F: Just applied! Keeping fingers crossed *grins
Mr G: Reputable company kor, international company ni...
Employed Joblander: Miss F! I miss you o! How far? Don't worry, this year is your year! This job is your job!
Mr H: Thank God I'm an entrepreneur! Owning your own business and being your own boss is the best thing. Nigerian graduates stop looking for jobs! Go and create your own job!
Mr I: End time job!
Mr J: Wait o! is it not this company that employed 3 months ago? Their staff die ni? lol.
Hustling Marketer: Our Client is an engineering firm with business in .... We need graduates to fill the position of Sales Manager....
Slot 1!
Miss F: *Quotes employed joblander* Thanks love. Please what is the format of their test? shl, GRE, workforce, Dragnet or GMAT... lol
Mr K: Choi! OP! I didn't use the job title as the subject o, should I send it again?
Mr L: Abeg who knows how much this company pays sef? Their working conditions and all, because I have a job already I don't know whether to apply for this one. I don't want to waste my time!
Mr J: Abeg Miss F, send me those questions. my email address is [email protected].
Miss K: *Opens thread on 21st of Feb.* Please guys, I need urgent response, can I still apply today? somebody reply me fast please before they close.
Lol..
Characters here are just too many! Very funny!!! when test invites start rolling in ehn! BP go high!!! Then fresh drama will ensue...
I love this section of NL!
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| Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
amicable09:
Lol... Ok. Here's an exhibit!
JOB ADVERT:
A reputable company based in Lagos is seeking for young graduates who are dynamic, motivated, ready to build a career as a successful CEO ...Lol bla bla bla...
QUALIFICATIONS:
B.Sc holders, minimum of 2.2, not more than 26 years old by Dec. 2016.
ICAN, ACCA, NIM,.... will be an added advantage.
All applications must be sent not later than Jan. 10th 2015.
Use job title as subject of the mail.
Mr A: Dusts CV! I've been waiting for this company since first year in the university... lol
Mr B: OP! No mail address!!! Shebi we go send am to your head! mtshew.
Mr C: Not more than 26 years? Gerrarahere mehn!
Mr D: I'm here to book space *spreads mat,sipping zobo*
OP: *starts quoting from Mr A to D* Guy, follow that link I pasted. Oh boy, Money must be made this year o @ Mr A, The hustle is real mehn!
Mr E: This company again!!!! Scam! Rubbish.
Miss F: Just applied! Keeping fingers crossed *grins
Mr G: Reputable company kor, international company ni...
Employed Joblander: Miss F! I miss you o! How far? Don't worry, this year is your year! This job is your job!
Mr H: Thank God I'm an entrepreneur! Owning your own business and being your own boss is the best thing. Nigerian graduates stop looking for jobs! Go and create your own job!
Mr I: End time job!
Mr J: Wait o! is it not this company that employed 3 months ago? Their staff die ni? lol.
Hustling Marketer: Our Client is an engineering firm with business in .... We need graduates to fill the position of Sales Manager....
Slot 1!
Miss F: *Quotes employed joblander* Thanks love. Please what is the format of their test? shl, GRE, workforce, Dragnet or GMAT... lol
Mr K: Choi! OP! I didn't use the job title as the subject o, should I send it again?
Mr L: Abeg who knows how much this company pays sef? Their working conditions and all, because I have a job already I don't know whether to apply for this one. I don't want to waste my time!
Mr J: Abeg Miss F, send me those questions. my email address is [email protected].
Miss K: *Opens thread on 21st of Feb.* Please guys, I need urgent response, can I still apply today? somebody reply me fast please before they close.
Lol..
Characters here are just too many! Very funny!!! when test invites start rolling in ehn! BP go high!!! Then fresh drama will ensue...
I love this section of NL!
looool.....yet we do it with a high level of desperation and seriousness. so funny....
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| kaycodes: 10:36pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
amicable09:
I was having a good laugh until I scrolled down to the point where one poster just took pleasure in downgrading Nigerian graduates. I forgive you **** can't your moniker but please don't spoil our fun here. You should be in careers section since you have gotten the almighty job with a tech company!
Kai! I'm supposed to be laughing, wanted to type a funny scenario too but my mood has been soiled.
Have a good laugh guys! Laughter is good for the soul.
**** modified: Ehen! kaycodes I forgive you... lol. Thank you, you are welcome, don't mention.
Funny lady,
Sorry to spoil your mood and all other fellow Nigerian graduates.
To be frank nobody is downgrading Nigerian graduates, its the system we found ourselves. That not withstanding like I said on my first post, its a mean statement to make but sadly it's the truth. I am a Nigerian graduate as well from a state university for that matter.
However if you get the opportunity to sit on the other side of the table during interviews, you would understand why I said "I tend to agree" with the employers.
Sometimes I am too serious for my own good, maybe that's how I manage to motivate myself, all the same, the truth is always bitter.
I am still aiming higher, there is nothing like "almighty job"
Anyways thanks for forgiving me...
Wishing you all the best.
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| OgaSirAde(m): 10:48pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
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| Abimbex007: 8:11am On Jan 14, 2016 |
amicable09:
Lol... Ok. Here's an exhibit!
JOB ADVERT:
A reputable company based in Lagos is seeking for young graduates who are dynamic, motivated, ready to build a career as a successful CEO ...Lol bla bla bla...
QUALIFICATIONS:
B.Sc holders, minimum of 2.2, not more than 26 years old by Dec. 2016.
ICAN, ACCA, NIM,.... will be an added advantage.
All applications must be sent not later than Jan. 10th 2015.
Use job title as subject of the mail.
Mr A: Dusts CV! I've been waiting for this company since first year in the university... lol
Mr B: OP! No mail address!!! Shebi we go send am to your head! mtshew.
Mr C: Not more than 26 years? Gerrarahere mehn!
Mr D: I'm here to book space *spreads mat,sipping zobo*
OP: *starts quoting from Mr A to D* Guy, follow that link I pasted. Oh boy, Money must be made this year o @ Mr A, The hustle is real mehn!
Mr E: This company again!!!! Scam! Rubbish.
Miss F: Just applied! Keeping fingers crossed *grins
Mr G: Reputable company kor, international company ni...
Employed Joblander: Miss F! I miss you o! How far? Don't worry, this year is your year! This job is your job!
Mr H: Thank God I'm an entrepreneur! Owning your own business and being your own boss is the best thing. Nigerian graduates stop looking for jobs! Go and create your own job!
Mr I: End time job!
Mr J: Wait o! is it not this company that employed 3 months ago? Their staff die ni? lol.
Hustling Marketer: Our Client is an engineering firm with business in .... We need graduates to fill the position of Sales Manager....
Slot 1!
Miss F: *Quotes employed joblander* Thanks love. Please what is the format of their test? shl, GRE, workforce, Dragnet or GMAT... lol
Mr K: Choi! OP! I didn't use the job title as the subject o, should I send it again?
Mr L: Abeg who knows how much this company pays sef? Their working conditions and all, because I have a job already I don't know whether to apply for this one. I don't want to waste my time!
Mr J: Abeg Miss F, send me those questions. my email address is [email protected].
Miss K: *Opens thread on 21st of Feb.* Please guys, I need urgent response, can I still apply today? somebody reply me fast please before they close.
Lol..
Characters here are just too many! Very funny!!! when test invites start rolling in ehn! BP go high!!! Then fresh drama will ensue...
I love this section of NL!
Hahahahaha, I cnt stop laffing 
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| Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Nobody: 11:26am On Jan 14, 2016 |
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| butanep(m): 12:20pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
kaycodes:
Do you understand the meaning of the WORD Hypocrite,
In what way have I been a hypocrite or practised hypocrisy, when people like you use words out of context it makes assertions of employers hold true.
Again, I said MOST, which means a vast majority, it certainly doesn't mean all, again it means that statistically the graduates that are employment ready when they leave the school system are few.
Irrespective of what might have resulted in the deplorable state of our educational system that has brought about our inability to leave up to expectations, this does not change the FACT.
On your believe that I assumed, I have attended interviews, and also had the opportunity to interview others, I can say for a fact that MAJORITY of students acquired certificates without any form of learning whatsoever.
Now back to being hypocritical, I studied in Nigeria, and I didn't even have the opportunity to study in a federal university, I came from a very modest family, plus I graduated with a third class YET I work with an international software company with team mates from different parts of the world. I didn't get here by chance, I made myself employable in the face of everything that was against me, and God in his mercies saw my sincerity and opened the right doors to me.
Being employable goes beyond your grades it has alot to do with your knowledge and skill set within your chosen niche. Otherwise going by your assertions companies should start employing graduates and training them afresh just because the system is hadicapped.
So please KEEP QUIET and stop calling people names you have never met or have no idea who they are.
Keep quiet. There are thousands of people that ve acquired better skills than you do but no opportunity to showcase them.
Third class graduate saying trash. The system we run in Nigeria is poor hence it limit most undergraduate from getting the required skills. A system where an engineering undergraduate will go for IT and start carrying files instead of working in the workshop.
Companies are not ready to train and build graduate in their required skills of profession. They want already made. In abroad, when you are hired, you are trained. As far you can be trained, then you are employable.
Some Nigeria employers are myopic and forget their past so easily. 90% of them where taken for training before they ascend to that level but they want fresh graduate get it overnight. Nigerian graduate are good because most of them do well outside the shores of Nigeria.
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| butanep(m): 12:29pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
amicable09:
Lol... Ok. Here's an exhibit!
JOB ADVERT:
A reputable company based in Lagos is seeking for young graduates who are dynamic, motivated, ready to build a career as a successful CEO ...Lol bla bla bla...
QUALIFICATIONS:
B.Sc holders, minimum of 2.2, not more than 26 years old by Dec. 2016.
ICAN, ACCA, NIM,.... will be an added advantage.
All applications must be sent not later than Jan. 10th 2015.
Use job title as subject of the mail.
Mr A: Dusts CV! I've been waiting for this company since first year in the university... lol
Mr B: OP! No mail address!!! Shebi we go send am to your head! mtshew.
Mr C: Not more than 26 years? Gerrarahere mehn!
Mr D: I'm here to book space *spreads mat,sipping zobo*
OP: *starts quoting from Mr A to D* Guy, follow that link I pasted. Oh boy, Money must be made this year o @ Mr A, The hustle is real mehn!
Mr E: This company again!!!! Scam! Rubbish.
Miss F: Just applied! Keeping fingers crossed *grins
Mr G: Reputable company kor, international company ni...
Employed Joblander: Miss F! I miss you o! How far? Don't worry, this year is your year! This job is your job!
Mr H: Thank God I'm an entrepreneur! Owning your own business and being your own boss is the best thing. Nigerian graduates stop looking for jobs! Go and create your own job!
Mr I: End time job!
Mr J: Wait o! is it not this company that employed 3 months ago? Their staff die ni? lol.
Hustling Marketer: Our Client is an engineering firm with business in .... We need graduates to fill the position of Sales Manager....
Slot 1!
Miss F: *Quotes employed joblander* Thanks love. Please what is the format of their test? shl, GRE, workforce, Dragnet or GMAT... lol
Mr K: Choi! OP! I didn't use the job title as the subject o, should I send it again?
Mr L: Abeg who knows how much this company pays sef? Their working conditions and all, because I have a job already I don't know whether to apply for this one. I don't want to waste my time!
Mr J: Abeg Miss F, send me those questions. my email address is [email protected].
Miss K: *Opens thread on 21st of Feb.* Please guys, I need urgent response, can I still apply today? somebody reply me fast please before they close.
Lol..
Characters here are just too many! Very funny!!! when test invites start rolling in ehn! BP go high!!! Then fresh drama will ensue...
I love this section of NL!
I can't help but keep laughing.... Nland is just the place to be when you are angry. it's a sure medicine for anger. It will make you smile n laugh
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| butanep(m): 12:32pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
kaycodes:
Funny lady,
Sorry to spoil your mood and all other fellow Nigerian graduates.
To be frank nobody is downgrading Nigerian graduates, its the system we found ourselves. That not withstanding like I said on my first post, its a mean statement to make but sadly it's the truth. I am a Nigerian graduate as well from a state university for that matter.
However if you get the opportunity to sit on the other side of the table during interviews, you would understand why I said "I tend to agree" with the employers.
Sometimes I am too serious for my own good, maybe that's how I manage to motivate myself, all the same, the truth is always bitter.
I am still aiming higher, there is nothing like "almighty job"
Anyways thanks for forgiving me...
Wishing you all the best.
Please get out from this thread. What are you doing here since you work for an international company. Go to career section.
You that is employable. Leave others you classified as "un-employable" enjoy the fun of the thread.
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| kaycodes: 2:22pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
butanep:
Keep quiet. There are thousands of people that ve acquired better skills than you do but no opportunity to showcase them.
Third class graduate saying trash. The system we run in Nigeria is poor hence it limit most undergraduate from getting the required skills. A system where an engineering undergraduate will go for IT and start carrying files instead of working in the workshop.
Companies are not ready to train and build graduate in their required skills of profession. They want already made. In abroad, when you are hired, you are trained. As far you can be trained, then you are employable.
Some Nigeria employers are myopic and forget their past so easily. 90% of them where taken for training before they ascend to that level but they want fresh graduate get it overnight. Nigerian graduate are good because most of them do well outside the shores of Nigeria.
You are barking up the wrong tree Mr. whoever you are. Seriously you do not want to argue what you have absolutely no idea about.
I made a factual statement based on experience and you're here ranting to justify your insecurities. Young man am not here to make you feel good about yourself or your situation, neither am I putting anyone down for not having a Job. All fingers are not equal and can never be.
I get the need to encourage yourself and feel good about the certificate you're waving about, but do not for one second believe that I give a hoot about your "victim" mentality.
Again back to my first post, since you obviously missed it due to your very myopic view of other people's opinion I did say "MOST". Whether you agree with my assertions or not is again not my problem.
When employers say that MOST Nigerian graduates are not employable, they are saying it as it is, irrespective of the cause. This is not an issue for debate. Nobody said they cannot be trained, heck even a dog can be trained, but as a graduate, employers expect you to have a certain level of knowledge and competence before considering you for an offer. Unfortunately either due to our poor educational or infrastructural system or due to whatever reasons under the sun, Nigerian schools fail to produce the human capital that can drive innovation.
Yes I was also of the opinion of companies hiring and training staff, until I saw the business side of things, companies are fighting for survival, just as graduates are fighting for survival. Everyone is a victim of the system, so sitting in one corner and sulking because I told you the bitter truth displays traits of Insecurity.
@Bolded
Well call it trash, but get this clearly, having a third class was the best thing that happened to me If you ever get the opportunity to meet me in person, you may understand why I said that.
My last advice, deal with your insecurities, you sound like an intelligent fellow but your objective reasoning abilities needs some honing.
Have a fulfilled day.
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| kaycodes: 2:35pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
butanep:
[s] Please get out from this thread. What are you doing here since you work for an international company. Go to career section.
You that is employable. Leave others you classified as "un-employable" enjoy the fun of the thread.[/s]
You seem very pained 
Get over yourself jare, everyone ed through the job hunting phase. Some of us ed through worse. stop letting your insecurities get the better of you.
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| amicable09(f): 6:46pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
butanep:
I can't help but keep laughing.... Nland is just the place to be when you are angry. it's a sure medicine for anger. It will make you smile n laugh
It really is .
Oya, don't quote kaycodes again  . He's our senior friend... He's only too serious for this thread and didn't get the joke when others were laughing . He came to the party late.
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| butanep(m): 7:00pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
kaycodes:
You are barking up the wrong tree Mr. whoever you are. Seriously you do not want to argue what you have absolutely no idea about.
I made a factual statement based on experience and you're here ranting to justify your insecurities. Young man am not here to make you feel good about yourself or your situation, neither am I putting anyone down for not having a Job. All fingers are not equal and can never be.
I get the need to encourage yourself and feel good about the certificate you're waving about, but do not for one second believe that I give a hoot about your "victim" mentality.
Again back to my first post, since you obviously missed it due to your very myopic view of other people's opinion I did say "MOST". Whether you agree with my assertions or not is again not my problem.
When employers say that MOST Nigerian graduates are not employable, they are saying it as it is, irrespective of the cause. This is not an issue for debate. Nobody said they cannot be trained, heck even a dog can be trained, but as a graduate, employers expect you to have a certain level of knowledge and competence before considering you for an offer. Unfortunately either due to our poor educational or infrastructural system or due to whatever reasons under the sun, Nigerian schools fail to produce the human capital that can drive innovation.
Yes I was also of the opinion of companies hiring and training staff, until I saw the business side of things, companies are fighting for survival, just as graduates are fighting for survival. Everyone is a victim of the system, so sitting in one corner and sulking because I told you the bitter truth displays traits of Insecurity.
@Bolded
Well call it trash, but get this clearly, having a third class was the best thing that happened to me If you ever get the opportunity to meet me in person, you may understand why I said that.
My last advice, deal with your insecurities, you sound like an intelligent fellow but your objective reasoning abilities needs some honing.
Have a fulfilled day.
Empty drum make the loudest noice...
Thank you Mr Dangote jr
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| butanep(m): 7:04pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
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Somebody just came here to derail the thread that gave me unlimited laugh today...
That person must have a mental problem. Please if you think you are highly employed with a international firm and you got all the skills in the world, kindly go to career section to showcase your talent. Don't hear to spill trash...
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| mikkypel(m): 7:15pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
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One day the desired Job will come and we will get it.. The future is Exciting but just demands our patience.. Good luck to us
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| Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Seriously I created the topic for people to drop their funny experience so that others can put a smile on their face na so one oil rich mogul (kaycodes) see the topic o carry him sef now guys are no longer smiling......pls don't quote the billionaire again oooooo.....pls drop your exhibit...... ....
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| lovethchioma(f): 9:19am On Jan 15, 2016 |
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hahahahaha.... falls on the ground and continue laughing. you guys won't kill someone
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| jashar(f): 10:34am On Jan 15, 2016 |
EPIC
@ OP, you have another exhibit right on this thread.
@Kay.... @But.... and the rest.
Live and let's live abeg.
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| kaycodes: 11:54am On Jan 30, 2016 |
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| Re: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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lwkmd...keep d fun going, NL job seekers no dey carry last
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| jashar(f): 3:39pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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| kaycodes: 3:53pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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| jashar(f): 4:51pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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