NewStats: 3,263,301 , 8,179,720 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 12:37 PM t5p12

This is what will happen if you try to steal my phone.. no jokes! I am a martial arts and taekwondo expert, Don’t believe? try stealing my phone and let me catch you lol.

Don’t steal! but if one day devil uses you to steal, beg the devil to give you a profile audit of the person you want to steal from and ensure they are not trained fighters (like me). Unfortunately, an 18-year-old Wesley de Sousa Araujo didn’t follow this advice. He had to learn the hard way when he tried stealing from a Monique Bastos who is a professional MMA fighter.





He tried to rob Monique and her friend of their cell phones but ends up getting beaten and screaming for daddy. I think he even asked for his mummy afterwards. She pounced on him and locked his head in between her legs in what the Brazilians call lion killer choke. You could hear him screaming:

“Daddy, daddy, call the police, daddy, Help Jesus, I swear, it was the first time I’ve ever done this. Help Lord, somebody help me. Where’s my mum”



Trust Brazilians to cover this with their phones.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqVDxDAiPU

This is a subtle warning to the guys that might try to steal from Misstechy, be warned.

Source: Misstechy

Hahaha

chai this is violation of human rights na ....see as she reconfigure the guy . guys beware am stronger than that lady

How on earth did he allow the lady grab him like that?

D guy is dumb and lazy.me, I will break her into 2 pieces, a man will always be a man no matter hw trained a woman is, except if d man is a lazy fat ass.

Thebachelor:
How on earth did he allow the lady grab him like that?

she looks like a fighter in ufc league

Remind of my school days were a tiny guy knock out a heavy guy with a kick. Mehn see race that day

even though i dont d guy for stealing, but diz guy is a fool
there are thousands of places where he could jab diz gal with d other free hand and she will free him by force.
anywayz hez been beaten by shame n hiz guilty conscience, not dat he cant free him self if he wants

What happened to his knife and gun which are used in modern art to fight when faced with martial art?art?




Weak boy!

This one is strong but im up to the task where is your phone

Lolz. I wish all ladies would be strong like this. No guy will be able 2 abuse us..

watch out misstechy, am coming for that your camon c8 o. i'll see what you'll do when this happens.


you'll be like 'cry-cry baby'

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For the ladies, DON'T TRY THIS ANYWHERE!!! That girl is a lucky one. Some of this freaks do not hesitate to kill for what they want.

Js for a fone

I think she has a career in Ufc.

prettytasha:
chai this is violation of human rights na ....see as she reconfigure the guy . guys beware am stronger than that lady

Pretty too.

MrKontrovErsy:
even though i dont d guy for stealing, but diz guy is a fool
there are thousands of places where he could jab diz gal with d other free hand and she will free him by force.
anywayz hez been beaten by shame n hiz guilty conscience, not dat he cant free him self if he wants

You didn't see the part where they mentioned that the girl was a taekwondo and martial art expert. This is not a Nigerian female here but a lady trained to take on martial art expert both men and women.

The ninny crying for his daddy was actually the best thing in this situation.

Serious gal.

This really vexes me
How on earth will a girl brutalize a guy like that!!
if I was the boy's Father I'll probably disown him

Blizzyblinkzy:
Lolz. I wish all ladies would be strong like this. No guy will be able 2 abuse us..

wake up dear. Make d gal come try dat with omo eko. She will learn in a hard way. Though, am nt in of the thief.

Lordaweezy:
This really vexes me

How on earth will a girl brutalize a guy like that!!

if I was the boy's Father I'll probably disown him

It really annoys me when people talk like this.

Why shouldn't she brutalize a man who was trying to rob her? Should she have remained calm while he robbed her of her possessions?

If she was your daughter or sister, would you have loved it if she let herself be robbed or assaulted when she could have defended herself? - I'm sure you wouldn't raise your daughter to be weak because she is a girl. So you shouldn't expect other women to act weak because they are women.

This mentality that girls should remain weaker than boys need to stop. It's sickening and portrays nothing but a backwards mentality.

Cos of phone that hoe want to kill a man

Gejpresident:
Cos of phone that hoe want to kill a man

She is not a 'hoe'. You don't have to disrespect her because she's a woman. If it was a man doing the tackling, I'm certain you would not have spoken about him with such disrespect.

misstechy, are u this strong

This reminds me of my two crush@Gina carano and Rhonda rhousey. I love them but God knows i can't advise anyone i know to marry them. Rhonda is a badazz.

It's funny how some folks can't seem to comprehend that she is a professional MMA fighter, of course she finished his scrawny ass. Even an amateur boxer would finish his scrawny ass - like one did to a group of teenagers a while back, who tried to rob him, the dude KO'ed their asses quickly. What would you expect from a professionally trained mixed martial arts fighter?

Oh and apparently, this is not the first time she has been targeted, according to esquire the last incident, they had knives. http://www.esquire.com/sports/videos/a37600/monique-bastos-mma-attack-video/

Craven:


It really annoys me when people talk like this.

Why shouldn't she brutalize a man who was trying to rob her? Should she have remained calm while he robbed her of her possessions?

If she was your daughter or sister, would you have loved it if she let herself be robbed or assaulted when she could have defended herself? - I'm sure you wouldn't raise your daughter to be weak because she is a girl. So you shouldn't expect other women to act weak because they are women.

This mentality that girls should remain weaker than boys need to stop. It's sickening and portrays nothing but a backwards mentality.

I didn't in anyway his action

at least he should have been able to defend himself

an 18years old boy for Christ sake......a guy getting such a beating from a girl...now tell me how the same boy will be able to defend his family if the need comes

The guy will forever live to the incidence

Craven:


She is not a 'hoe'. You don't have to disrespect her because she's a woman. If it was a man doing the tackling, I'm certain you would not have spoken about him with such disrespect.

relax

Many hoes nowadays

Gejpresident:
Cos of phone that hoe want to kill a man

I wonder ooo

Me....God knows i would squeeze out the "real" mammary glands out of her b00bs....or find a chance to push my whole hand, not just a finger, into her VJ, cus.........whether UFC champ or not....I'm bound by gender ethics to be able to beat a girl silly whenever we brawl.


If the fight too hard me, again, no problems. I simply switch to weapons.

Lordaweezy:
This really vexes me

How on earth will a girl brutalize a guy like that!!

if I was the boy's Father I'll probably disown him

This isn't any girl; it's an MMA expert. Most MMA fighters have experience in limb-to-limb combat styles like taekwondo or karate and they are always experienced ground-fighters too. She's just not any girl!