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We all know that NO lady would ever it chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she re the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!!

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and she was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better because I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat **

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady becomes extra ordinarily nice and you'd be like, this babe is humble to the core. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Denies It
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


*** Feel free to add yours ***

Let pretence and bashing begin

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

And if they don't do these things how would you know they are into you.




nice one op




#sipping coffee

Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her details on her profile

Some of them become unnecessarily aggressive towards guys/men as a result of frustration

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

Ah an... Una don book space finish sha... Lemme book my own ...

May God never let me be left out.. Make me sef rush book space

Number 7, as true the way jesus resurrected!!!



Have experience a lot, even if I let her know I don't also understand the topic she be like let try it again I know you will gerrit



#her hand on my shoulder

malonephill:
Number 7, as true the way jesus resurrected!!!



Have experience a lot, even if I let her know I don't also understand the topic she be like let try it again I know you will gerrit



#her hand on my shoulder

or Her bossoms pressing your back or shoulder

Oh oh, xo daniella z'bn lukin 4 a b.f?? Al diz while! ..tnx T.boy *dials her number quickly*

They never miss Night vigil or singles meeting

I just had to comment...so TRUE!

Tosyne2much!!!!

tosyne2much:
We all know that NO lady would ever it chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she re the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!!

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and he was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better, I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat **

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady resort to being the most humble lady you have never com across. She's very humble that you keep wondering how a beautiful lady be as humble as this. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Deny She Didn't
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

[b] 10 . NOTICE ME Attitude
When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


Let pretence and critics begin

Written by: Tosyne2much

Get more on our blog: http://tosyne2much..com

O.K

Lol

Going by some of the 'signs' listed, I'm sorry to say but you're quite misinformed lol

naijaboiy:

or Her bossoms pressing your back or shoulder

just for start! You know it gradual processing, she's still wanna further move.


Stylishly rest her head on same shoulder!!!



Funniest thing, she know the topic asking me to put her through even more than me

This thread will just lead jjc guys to runs girl trap..

Space booked

Ezibless:


O.K

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking ission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her ission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house. When she bends down for us to lift the pail together I will now be looking directly at those huge things very near my face with nothing but a flimsy wet wrapper covering them. Choi.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house.
The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

she's a perfect example of monosyllabic girla Tosyne always complain about... Very boring and dumb set of beings

1bkaye:
Going by some of the 'signs' listed, I'm sorry to say but you're quite misinformed lol

I can't believe you made me bend my head to view those things at ur dp

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her details on her profile

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

henrylowe:
she's a perfect example of monosyllabic girla Tosyne always complain about... Very boring and dumb set of beings

Harsh!

Crocz:

I can't believe you made me bend my head to view those things at ur dp

Hahahahahahaha. Badt guy. This is why I love Nairaland. So many crazy peeps . Thank God I didn't check the dp

Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

yeeeeeep

Few re die hard truth but not all of dem

hahaha this guy ehn I know ladies would never agree but were are guilty of some of these

akinsadeez:



Hahahahahahaha. Badt guy. This is why I love Nairaland. So many crazy peeps . Thank God I didn't check the dp

Haha...then how did u know?

Op,

It seems you are obsessed with ladies.

Ezibless:


O.K

No wonder guys refer to us as being boring.. How on earth would you quote the whole post and type 'OK' ?

henrylowe:
she's a perfect example of monosyllabic girla Tosyne always complain about... Very boring and dumb set of beings

like seriously?

dumb?


do you really have to say that?