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You live alone in your 3 bedroom apartment
You woke up at 5 am to see a beautiful naked lady by you in bed. You locked your doors before sleeping and you were alone only to find a very beautiful lady in your bed. How will you react? And why

Jump through the window of course...

I hope the 3 bedroom has a window?

brain54:
Jump through the window of course...

I hope the 3 bedroom has a window?

Yes, but why

vybzkartel:


Yes, but why

Why...

You are kidding right?

brain54:


Why...

You are kidding right?

You don't like the fine babe?

vybzkartel:




You don't like the fine babe?

I like fine babes o...

But not when I am alone and lock the doors and windows myself!

Having cleared yourself that you not having a wild dream after the most craziest of hangovers from the previous night, keeping calm is pertinent.


Walk that evil, spy of Satan out of your house with military alacrity.


If she starts her seducing games or manipulating like that gender does, pick up your phone and call for backup immediately.


By backup I mean Army, Police or Your Trusted nighas like 4.




Having said that, I hope and pray not to be in that shoe ever.

God forbid!!!


Thank Goodness it’s Friday😊



My peace I leave you all Abeg 🤣

vybzkartel:
You live alone in your 3 bedroom apartment
You woke up at 5 am to see a beautiful naked lady by you in bed. You locked your doors before sleeping and you were alone only to find a very beautiful lady in your bed. How will you react? And why

I will move close to her, ki$$ her ionately, slowly move my left hand towards her succulent brea$t while I squeeze softly & twist her n!pple. I guess that is what you want to hear! You better wake up from that imaginary dream

NoahHadNoArk:
Having cleared yourself that you not having a wild dream after the most craziest of hangovers from the previous night, keeping calm is pertinent.


Walk that evil, spy of Satan out of your house with military alacrity.


If she starts her seducing games or manipulating like that gender does, pick up your phone and call for backup immediately.


By backup I mean Army, Police or Your Trusted nighas like 4.




Having said that, I hope and pray not to be in that shoe ever.

God forbid!!!


Thank Goodness it’s Friday😊



My peace I leave you all Abeg 🤣

U sound tipsy

vybzkartel:


U sound tipsy

No Sir



But we slowly getting there😊


Monkey tail on the table 🤣

Locate my cutlass behind the door...

Starboytwo:
Locate my cutlass behind the door...

That is, ehn, I go Myömar my cutlass enter hand

vybzkartel:
➜You live alone in your 3 bedroom apartment. You woke up at 5 am to see a beautiful naked lady by you in bed. You locked your doors before sleeping and you were alone only to find a very beautiful lady in your bed. How will you react? And why

So, a home invader is not a home invader if he/she is beautiful and naked in your bed? 🙄🙄

I am trying to understand why anyone would feel the need to ask this question of any other individual, as though common sense is no longer to be considered common for all. 🙄🙄🙄

No need of imagining anything when I locked the door properly before going to bed.

Yo! pal

so yu are expecting me to sleep with her or what cos say she fine.... ..

fear strange women ooo

Ask her how she got in

😂 😂 😂

vybzkartel:
You live alone in your 3 bedroom apartment
You woke up at 5 am to see a beautiful naked lady by you in bed. You locked your doors before sleeping and you were alone only to find a very beautiful lady in your bed. How will you react? And why

1. Get up quietly.
2. Lock the door behind me.
3. Report ar the nearest police station.
4. Mobilize two very ugly, wicked-looking olokpas.
5. Check the CCTV footage for any intrusion—if I have it. If not, she go explain tire.
6. Ensure she no go comot from that jail till she explains how she take enter my apartment.
Aftermath:
7. Change all the locks.
8. Order CCTV, if I don't have.
9. Service my weapon (if applicable) and make sure it's within reach.

Why? Because I didn’t drink, pick an OS, and black out last night. And I don’t believe all that mammy water, spirit wife et al nonsense. If someone can get through my locked doors in the middle of the night, then my life is in grave danger.

vybzkartel:
You live alone in your 3 bedroom apartment
You woke up at 5 am to see a beautiful naked lady by you in bed. You locked your doors before sleeping and you were alone only to find a very beautiful lady in your bed. How will you react? And why

any beautiful lady that wants to put me in an UGLY situation is not a beautiful lady especially at that very moment.

First thing I will do is to make sure my recorder is ON because the first words that come out of her mouth would be crucial.

next, Take pictures and send to my circuit of "comrades"

Next, Wake her up. Biťč# sit up and start talking. while I sit at a good safe distance.

Above all, this better not happen to any sensible man because you go explain taya if she's not breathing in the first place.

That man must marry her

Me I no dey find any cctv camera way I no first put for ground, she must talk wetin she come for before letting her go.

columbus007:
Me I no dey find any cctv camera way I no first put for ground, she must talk wetin she come for before letting her go.

Mean say u go yansh am?