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Did Mohammed Split The Moon? (159 Views)

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Bubu4Sea: 9:50am On May 20
Moslems claim Mohammad split the Moon

Then who put it back?

MightySparrow: 7:32am On May 21
He did. Get a close look at the moon you will see the fault line along the equator.



Can you see it? Adjust your telescope 🔭 56°N, 45°W of the Qibla.
You still can't see it.
Okay, put on your glasses.
Shay........?
Now?
Alright, NASA, Tesla, India or China for their next visit to the Moon.
Don't destroy our miracle of Mohammed.

Japa, abeg.

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KillahPriest: 8:31am On May 21
That's a hilarious joke, he has no capacity to split (inadvertently destroy the moon) without negatively affecting earth's water bodies and all life on the planet

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MightySparrow: 6:36pm On May 21
KillahPriest:
That's a hilarious joke, he has no capacity to split (inadvertently destroy the moon) without negatively affecting earth's water bodies and all life on the planet

That fellow can lie!
He once claimed to have brought 5 times of daily prayers over night from heaven. Another fellow asked him to raise one leg, then the other the man. He told the fellow that it wasn't possible.

The fellow now said, ' Mohammed, you are a liar.'
How did you get to heaven? Queried the man.

Muslims believe in him because of cheap way of earthly enrichment - stealing people's lands and property and promise of Al - jaanah filled with sex, alcohol, and orgies.

Mohammed.

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Gabrielshow24: 7:01pm On May 21
He didn't split any moon. What he said was that the moon will be seen on both sides of the mountain 👀; fortunately or unfortunately 👀 for him, the moon is an object that can be seen on both sides of a mountain 🤣🤣— infact globally🤣🤣🤣.

He used street OT to eat their bread with their stew! His immediate followers didn't claim anything special until years after when his new followers sought for a miracle to attach to his name which called for the reinterpretation of such verses—a futile mental gymnastics at best😂😂😂!

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