NewStats: 3,263,187 , 8,179,359 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 12:54 AM 1i6j1o

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TemporaryHansel:


I have renewed your subscription. Not in the mood for propaganda.

Btw, e be like say Seun na fraud. Can't this block stuff be permanent?

I think it is 7 days block. Seun left room for reconciliation but he be like una dan scatter that room

Kanye the goat 🐐

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1920321419054915667?s=19

rooftops:


I think it is 7 days block. Seun left room for reconciliation but he be like una dan scatter that room

I don't like it, once I block no going back

Cc Seun

seankafor:
Kanye the goat 🐐

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1920321419054915667?s=19

Blackman sing heil hitler and u say na 🐐.

Na wa o.

U sure say u no Dey ire the mental illness Kanye get ?

BlueRayDick:


Blackman sing heil hitler and u say na 🐐.

Na wa o.

U sure say u no Dey ire the mental illness Kanye get ?

bro, Kanye is a genius..take it or leave it..

Watch how this song becomes the hot topic ..


"Ye is a true artist.

He bringing out people’s emotions just from images, melodies, and words.

It doesn’t matter if you love it or hate it.

People can’t help but have an opinion.

That is the definition of art." (Copied)

BlueRayDick:


Blackman sing heil hitler and u say na 🐐.

Na wa o.

U sure say u no Dey ire the mental illness Kanye get ?

ye is breaking the matrix..he is literally saying " you can't control what we say and don't say"

If a white man can say nigga, why can't a black man say "heil Hitler"?

Genius Kanye pissing off 📴 the white supremacist

BlueRayDick:


Blackman sing heil hitler and u say na 🐐.

Na wa o.

U sure say u no Dey ire the mental illness Kanye get ?

And you say this guy ain't a genius

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Realmrsean:
And you say this guy ain't a genius

There's nothing genius about these lyrics bro. Kanye is 4cking sick , can't u see ?

Do u know what Hitler represents? Do u know the kind of destruction wreak on this world as a whole while at the height of his power? People's great grand parents were plucked from their farms in far away Africa by European countries, drafted into military infantry to fight hitler who was on a mission to conquer the whole Europe. The oyinbos that knew about what he was fighting for died; the blackman wey no even get an inkling about the cause of fight sef die in thousands. Na Fernando Po(New day Equitorial Guinea ) dem dey take ship great grandparents of people like Kanye to go fight the same Hitler he dey worship in his song.

Person lose his marriage and kids to the system like average Americans do and he begin sing praises of the villian responsible for the death o his great grand relatives. It is genius indeed.

izzou:

I don tire for GenZ

Dem say na increase in price of egg cause mass failure in JAMB

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/8418877/mans-old-tweet-warning-increase

seankafor:
ye is breaking the matrix..he is literally saying " you can't control what we say and don't say"

If a white man can say niggg.ga, why can't a black man say "heil Hitler"?

Genius Kanye pissing off 📴 the white supremacist

So, to protest white supremacist who are racist, he devised the genius idea of dedicating a song to Hitler a far greater racist ba?

semid4lyfe:
Dem say na increase in price of egg cause mass failure in JAMB

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/8418877/mans-old-tweet-warning-increase

So na one year of not eating egg make dem no JAMB?

Instead make dem talk about Tiktok and Instagram wey dey distract them from reading dem dey blame innocent egg.

Nowadays every young person wants to be Peller, Dj Chicken, Salo and the likes who keeps shouting "keep tapping...send me roses...let's go guys send me baby lion, etc"

BlueRayDick:


So protest white supremacist who are racist, he devised the genius idea of dedicating a song to Hitler a far greater racist ba?

oga, leave all these matters for Mathias..

The jam,beat,and lyrics just hits 🎯 hard for me

BlueRayDick:




So na one year of not eating egg make dem no JAMB?

Instead make dem talk about Tiktok and Instagram wey dey distract them from reading dem dey blame innocent egg.

Nowadays every young person wants to be Peller, Dj Chicken, Salo and the likes who keeps shouting "keep tapping...send me roses...let's go guys send me baby lion, etc"

My broda I tire. Absurdity and ridiculousness taken to new heights. I guess anything to rope in or discredit PBAT is fair game to some.

At this rate, peeps go blame the president if their wife no fit get belle.

semid4lyfe:


My broda I tire. Absurdity and ridiculousness taken to new heights. I guess anything to rope in or discredit PBAT is fair game to some.

At this rate, peeps go blame the president if their wife no fit get belle.

The women go out to work tirelessly these days instead of not overworking themselves so it can cause hormonal imbalances and the womb wont be fit to hold pregnancy

BAT na miracle stopper at this point

BlueRayDick:


So, to protest white supremacist who are racist, he devised the genius idea of dedicating a song to Hitler a far greater racist ba?

Everybody knows Kanye is mentally sick. Nobody takes him serious anymore.

But I missed you so much last night

semid4lyfe:


My broda I tire. Absurdity and ridiculousness taken to new heights. I guess anything to rope in or discredit PBAT is fair game to some.

At this rate, peeps go blame the president if their wife no fit get belle.

The egg matter really funny sha. When I served I met someone who was practicing Olumba Olumba religion; that bros doesn't eat egg, meat, fish and milk due to his religious belief. When he wants to cook na mushroom he go dey look for up and down.

Na 2.1 the bros take finish for Mathematics department o. Person come dey blame JAMB failure on egg wey be say normally sef most average families eat it ocassionally sef.

I guess it is Tinubu's turn to take the blame for almost everything. Nothing wey we no blame Jonathan for in the past too. One egbon even say na Jonathan found and funded Boko Haram(The same Boko Haram wey dey discredit his government o)

Sportsweb:
Everybody knows Kanye is mentally sick. Nobody takes him serious anymore.

But I missed you so much last night

I dey my house with my wife.

Why u go miss ur fellow man "so much" ?

BlueRayDick:


I dey my house with my wife.

Why u go miss ur fellow man "so much" ?

BlueRayDick:


So, to protest white supremacist who are racist, he devised the genius idea of dedicating a song to Hitler a far greater racist ba?

I believe you were discussing health insurance a few days back. please what can you tell me about the different options available and which ones are the best? I know of AXA, Leadway, Hygeia.

cc izzou, gloriousgbola, semid4lyfe, diggz, theflint or any other person who has good information.

P.S Congrats on your beautiful news.

afrodoc2:




I believe you were discussing health insurance a few days back. please what can you tell me about the different options available and which ones are the best? I know of AXA, Leadway, Hygeia.

cc izzou, gloriousgbola, semid4lyfe, diggz, theflint or any other person who has good information.

P.S Congrats on your beautiful news.

i was using AXA mansard . as an oyel empoyee we had platinum. and it was good.

stay away from red care unless you only use reddington - they were always having issues with providers to the point patients were getting turned back if they used redcare.

afrodoc2:




I believe you were discussing health insurance a few days back. please what can you tell me about the different options available and which ones are the best? I know of AXA, Leadway, Hygeia.

cc izzou, gloriousgbola, semid4lyfe, diggz, theflint or any other person who has good information.

P.S Congrats on your beautiful news.

I have used AXA before where I used to work in the past and their corporate plan is top notch . Their service was smooth and I had no complains.

Where I work currently dem Dey use one yeye HMO wey I no understand and almost everyone complains about them and their services .

I will still recommend AXA , tho I don’t know much about Leadway and Hygeia sha

BlueRayDick:


I have used AXA before where I used to work in the past and their corporate plan is top notch . Their service was smooth and I had no complains.

Where I work currently dem Dey use one yeye HMO wey I no understand and almost everyone complains about them and their services .

I will still recommend AXA , tho I don’t know much about Leadway and Hygeia sha

I don't think FG subscribes its employees to any one HMO under the NHIS scheme.

Staff of ministries, departments, agencies and parastatals are assigned to HMOs based on location and other criteria.

I'm in the East, and under Hygeia HMO

Addition of new dependants takes about 2 weeks to a month to come through after registration and documentation at the NHIS office. (Don't know if this is due to NHIS or the HMO).

No queues or delays when calls are put through at the point of use i.e Fast response time.

Code generation is fast too.

seankafor:
ye is breaking the matrix..he is literally saying " you can't control what we say and don't say"

If a white man can say nigga, why can't a black man say "heil Hitler"?

Genius Kanye pissing off 📴 the white supremacist

Nigga stop capping

Who don watch the movie Conclave. Is it any good?

BlueRayDick:


I dey my house with my wife.

Why u go miss ur fellow man "so much" ?

, Come back to your thread na

Sportsweb:
, Come back to your thread na

No be u go tell me wetin I go do