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timmydrogba(m): 2:26pm On Mar 07
JASONjnr:


Confronting a woman is outdated..... They instantly feel you're classless or not their type... Especially of you're not dressed like a GenZ or having a celebrity vibes.... Or You're not a content creator...

But....

Dating Apps allows you to chat with a lady untill she finds you funny and wants to keep chatting with you ... Which makes it easy to start dating.....


Naso.

But ogbeni no Dey cast fmt πŸ˜’
Samantha125(f): 2:27pm On Mar 07
With nairaland it's understandable because it's not a dating app... Anyone can use the forum.

But dating apps are specially for people who are desperate search for relationships.
PrinceofAgoAre:


Even Nairaland can boast of uniting some folks here that later went on to get married not to talk of dating apps..
Samantha125(f): 2:28pm On Mar 07
Nna means "me" in Sepedi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
PrinceofAgoAre:


Nna ..


Was that a mistake or that was deliberate ??

Looks like those igbos boys don dey give this one opueh...

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Samantha125(f): 2:31pm On Mar 07
You again... What are you hoping to achieve with these thousands of monikers you have on this forum?
PrinceofAgoAre:


.since you never had to do the asking out


😏😏

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Samantha125(f): 2:32pm On Mar 07
Just because you guys in Nigeria have turned it into a dating app, it doesn't mean it's one...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
illicit:


Facebook is the biggest dating app...

Everyone is on Facebook

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Ibkay32(m): 2:36pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
With nairaland it's understandable because it's not a dating app... Anyone can use the forum.

But dating apps are specially for people who are desperate search for relationships.

Stop saying this madam!
Dating apps isn't only for desperate people looking for relationship argh!
Samantha125(f): 2:40pm On Mar 07
Can you just allow this low class lady to be dumb in peace?πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

And I thought you and I were done exchanging words since you're too smart for me...😌😌😌
Ibkay32:


Stop saying this madam!
Dating apps isn't only for desperate people looking for relationship argh!
Ibkay32(m): 2:44pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Can you just allow this low class lady to be dumb in peace?πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

And I thought you and I were done exchanging words since you're too smart for me...😌😌😌

Last I checked, I created this trend. But your level of mediocrity makes me wonderβ€”at your age, you still can’t tell the difference between right and left? Yet, you keep making the same mistake. πŸ˜‚

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Samantha125(f): 2:50pm On Mar 07
How can I tell the difference when I'm a low class living under a rock and dumb on top of that?🀣🀣🀣

I'm barbaric...πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
Ibkay32:


Last I checked, I created this trend. But your level of mediocrity makes me wonderβ€”at your age, you still can’t tell the difference between right and left? Yet, you keep making the same mistake. πŸ˜‚

Geofavor(m): 2:55pm On Mar 07
Ibkay32:


Are you living in a dark world? Dating app has been around since time immemorial. Even in the US, dating sites are widely used, especially by people who are always busy with work or other commitments that take up most of their time. In fact, dating apps are often recommended for introverts who may find it difficult to meet people in traditional social settings.
So asking if people still use dating sites is out of place, it’s like asking if people still eat food. Dating apps aren’t just active; they’re thriving. Even the busiest CEOs are out here swiping left and right!

It's a waste of time for guys
timmydrogba(m): 2:55pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Nna means "me" in Sepedi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



But in Nigeria nna is like Igbo but me as a Yoruba boy I think nna means as in..
Samantha125(f): 3:02pm On Mar 07
What does it mean in Igbo? Coz it could be something completely different.
timmydrogba:




But in Nigeria nna is like Igbo but me as a Yoruba boy I think nna means as in..

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Chickensoup: 3:12pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
You're still not saying anything...🀦🀦🀦
what did you do to them that they are focusing on you like this?
Samantha125(f): 3:18pm On Mar 07
Even I don't know...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... Maybe if you ask them, they might tell you.
Chickensoup:

what did you do to them that they are focusing on you like this?
Chickensoup: 3:22pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Even I don't know...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... Maybe if you ask them, they might tell you.
Almost half of the whole chat is between you and your friends. You must be very popular in Nairaland.
Samantha125(f): 3:26pm On Mar 07
They're not my friends...πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘... By tomorrow I'd have forgotten their monikers.
Chickensoup:

Almost half of the whole chat is between you and your friends. You must be very popular in Nairaland.
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:29pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
You again... What are you hoping to achieve with these thousands of monikers you have on this forum?


Thousand monikers ..

.how did you come to that conclusion 😏😏😏
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:32pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Nna means "me" in Sepedi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


The whole write up had pidgin jibe. You definitely did not have sepedi in mind when you wrote Nna ...


I see you didn't understood the last paragraph 😁😁😁
Chickensoup: 3:32pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
They're not my friends...πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘... By tomorrow I'd have forgotten their monikers.
Alright have a nice day.
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:37pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
With nairaland it's understandable because it's not a dating app... Anyone can use the forum.

But dating apps are specially for people who are desperate search for relationships.


Nairaland is faceless forum meant for one to throw opinions around and technically chat .. I don't see how it's understandable for nairaland..

Dating apps were made for that sole purpose.. so you almost generalizing it that dating app never has it's s getting married is false ..

Me using NL as a case study here is for the sole purpose of negating your statement ..

Btw who and who can use a dating app and who and who cannot...
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:38pm On Mar 07
Ibkay32:


She's the perfect example of "I'm on a diet," she said, while finishing a large plate of jollof rice and eyeing the last piece of meat. πŸ˜‚


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



I can't deal ..
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:40pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Just because you guys in Nigeria have turned it into a dating app, it doesn't mean it's one...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Explain this statement and show evidence

😏😏😏
Stolen: 3:42pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Expect me at anytime and on any thread you might be chillaxing today.


na u take your hand buy market.


U called me a troll and i wll make sure i represent one. cool
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 3:43pm On Mar 07
timmydrogba:




But in Nigeria nna is like Igbo but me as a Yoruba boy I think nna means as in..
there is no word in yoruba that is written like that ..


Nna is like an expression/exclaim to the igbos ..
Like when they say "Nna eh"

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timmydrogba(m): 3:49pm On Mar 07
PrinceofAgoAre:
there is no word in yoruba that is written like that ..


Nna is like an expression/exclaim to the igbos ..
Like when they say "Nna eh"

I know but I’m saying my own translation intellectually. I didn’t say It’s a Yoruba word and I also said as in ehhn. We’re saying the same thing. Exclamation πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ
timmydrogba(m): 3:52pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
What does it mean in Igbo? Coz it could be something completely different.

The guy that quoted me has already explained what I was trying to say. I said as in. As in ehhn. Nna ehn
Like you’re explaining a story or occurrence but it’s usually over text that I think it’s widely used mostly. Nna ehhn. The way Samantha125 like Nigeria πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ ehh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŒšπŸ€ŸπŸ½ Runs πŸƒ
ScarletBrace(m): 4:07pm On Mar 07
Ibkay32:
Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you?

And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa!
I don't know you guys have seen this before πŸ˜‚


Nansense and bulaba
Samantha125(f): 4:13pm On Mar 07
Oh! I see... I didn't know it was a Nigerian word.
timmydrogba:


The guy that quoted me has already explained what I was trying to say. I said as in. As in ehhn. Nna ehn
Like you’re explaining a story or occurrence but it’s usually over text that I think it’s widely used mostly. Nna ehhn. The way Samantha125 like Nigeria πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ ehh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸŒšπŸ€ŸπŸ½ Runs πŸƒ

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prophetfire: 4:21pm On Mar 07
Ibkay32:
Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you?

And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa!
I don't know you guys have seen this before πŸ˜‚

Bros, hunger dey na. So they have to the whole hustle together. You never know where the breakthrough would come from.πŸ˜‚
PrinceofAgoAre(m): 5:54pm On Mar 07
timmydrogba:


I know but I’m saying my own translation intellectually. I didn’t say It’s a Yoruba word and I also said as in ehhn. We’re saying the same thing. Exclamation πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ

Oh yeah.. that's right..


πŸ‘Š
Stolen: 7:02pm On Mar 07
Samantha125:
Oh! I see... I didn't know it was a Nigerian word.
So u could not ask your Igbo friend the meaning of Nna or use google?

Nna means father in Igbo.
Shugafree(m): 7:42pm On Mar 07
U forgot. Mhiz .........

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