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Dannydrums889: 9:07am On Mar 07
Why Are Always Okay With Doing Nothing For Their Birthday?

If you ask a lot of men the reason why they don't celebrate their birthdays they will give different answers concerning celebrating their birthday

But to celebrate birthday is a wonderful thing and is not to be neglected

Ibst: 9:17am On Mar 07
We don't give a damn f*ck

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Zonefree(m): 9:29am On Mar 07
Birthday brings you closer to death, it shouldn't be celebrated. Should be a day of sober reflection.

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Natbrowny: 9:44am On Mar 07
Boom..

Namaster: 9:58am On Mar 07
BLAME women!

When women celebrate their birthdays, it's by the grace of a MAN.

A man FINANCES and PLANS the celebrations.
Men plan the "surprise" parties and the "thoughtful" gifts.

In short, men go above and beyond for the celebration of their women's birthday so she feels loved.

Women NEVER reciprocate that.

The best they do is a HALF-HEARTED blooowjob.
Then they PRANCE around like they've given you the key to heaven.

Without men, women would do NOTHING for their birthdays too.

Men do EVERYTHING to celebrate the birthday of the women they love.
Women do NOTHING to celebrate the birthday of the mem they claim to love.

That's how the narrative came to be.

For comtext, the FOOL Iluyomade UPENDED his life to throw a LAVISH birthday party for his WIFE a few weeks after a KEY member of his church died.

If it had been his birthday, there would have been NO issue because his wife would have planned nothing beyond a 30-second BJ.

So if it seems like men do NOT celebrate birthdays, BLAME their women.

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Dannydrums889: 10:37am On Mar 07
Natbrowny:
Boom..
Someone's reply was "Imagine celebrating the day your struggles started"

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Dannydrums889: 10:38am On Mar 07
Dannydrums889:

Someone's reply was "Imagine celebrating the day your struggles started"
This reply hit me so hard grin cheesy smiley
Pootle: 11:29am On Mar 07
only a simp will care about birthdays cool
Free2Fly: 12:39pm On Mar 07
Dannydrums889:
Why Are Always Okay With Doing Nothing For Their Birthday?

If you ask a lot of men the reason why they don't celebrate their birthdays they will give different answers concerning celebrating their birthday

But to celebrate birthday is a wonderful thing and is not to be neglected

Each birthday takes you closer to your grave

Why would any sensible person celebrate his gradual exit from the earth??

Most of you guys that are making so much noise about their birthdays don't know what such days actually imply

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OnlyChris(m): 8:11pm On Mar 07
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obinna58(m): 8:13pm On Mar 07
Thought I’m the only one who forgets my birthday, I give no fvk about it
Dzzzz: 10:49pm On Mar 07
Birthday is reminder of how close you are to death,it’s a countdown to your obituary..
DeltaBachelor(m): 7:13am On Mar 09
Hmmmm
Helpout12345: 5:48pm On Mar 09
Because no one pampers us on our birthdays like women get. So we just face front and hussle.

We think of pampering ourselves on our birthdays after pepper don rest and hussle don mature.

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