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Nigerian Girls And Their Hilarious Dating Profile Bios (25527 Views)
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| Ibkay32(m): 8:12pm On Mar 06 |
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Nigerian girls and their dating site profiles always crack me up! You'll see things like "I be Ogba", "I'm a foodie", or "I'm a two-sided person". Some will even go as far as advertising their businesses, "Follow my hair page", "I sell perfumes, DM for inquiries", like, sis, are we here to date or to patronize you? And let’s not forget the ones that put "God's favorite", "If you're not serious, don't text me", or "Sapiosexual" (but their convos will be dry as hell). Omorr, the way Nigerian girls think sometimes ehn, this country get as e be! Dating apps supposed to be for meeting people, but here, it's half personal branding, half mini-marketplace. Na wa! I don't know you guys have seen this before 😂 36 Likes 6 Shares |
| illicit(m): 8:24pm On Mar 06 |
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Yes seen it...
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| Jesuspistol(m): 8:25pm On Mar 06 |
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Lol. True! The girls with real substance don't have funny and complicated bios. They keep it simple. They're plenty on fb and TikTok too, not only on dating sites. Some call themselves Jesus baby after three abortions It's the local, unexposed, unenlightened, poverty-stricken girls whose hope is to get a financial Messiah as boyfriend on social media that post such bios and it's really funny. You didn't talk about them snapping pics with rich people's gate as background. Some are living with their elder sister somewhere, some in face-me-i-face-you apartment while others are house helps at lekki. 100 Likes 11 Shares |
| Ibkay32(m): 8:29pm On Mar 06 |
illicit: It really crack me up whenever I came across this, like what's really going on with our ladies, seems they don't know the difference between left and right 😂 5 Likes |
| Ibkay32(m): 8:32pm On Mar 06 |
Jesuspistol: 😂😂 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Samantha125(f): 8:33pm On Mar 06 |
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So people still go on dating apps even on this day? I thought those things are long outdated.
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| Ibkay32(m): 8:40pm On Mar 06 |
Samantha125: Are you living in a dark world? Dating app has been around since time immemorial. Even in the US, dating sites are widely used, especially by people who are always busy with work or other commitments that take up most of their time. In fact, dating apps are often recommended for introverts who may find it difficult to meet people in traditional social settings. So asking if people still use dating sites is out of place, it’s like asking if people still eat food. Dating apps aren’t just active; they’re thriving. Even the busiest CEOs are out here swiping left and right! 54 Likes 2 Shares |
| illicit(m): 8:51pm On Mar 06 |
Samantha125: Really? Do people still breath...? 😯 75 Likes 2 Shares |
| MaziObinnaokija: 9:15pm On Mar 06 |
 JESUS BABY AFTER 3 ABORTION   ? HEAVEN nor sure u again  
Jesuspistol: 30 Likes 3 Shares |
| MaziObinnaokija: 9:20pm On Mar 06 |
the ones dat snap pics in person SUV.U go think say she's the owners but whosai . Those ones that live in okoko,Ajegunle,mushin,sango,Agege go write school in UK of Abidjan  (FBK)
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| MaziObinnaokija: 9:22pm On Mar 06 |
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| Ibkay32(m): 9:23pm On Mar 06 |
MaziObinnaokija: Na dem! If packaging was a course, dem go graduate with first class 😂 UK of Abidjan? E remain Harvard of Alaba International 😂 21 Likes 2 Shares |
| JASONjnr(m): 9:58pm On Mar 06 |
Samantha125: Confronting a woman is outdated..... They instantly feel you're classless or not their type... Especially of you're not dressed like a GenZ or having a celebrity vibes.... Or You're not a content creator... But.... Dating Apps allows you to chat with a lady untill she finds you funny and wants to keep chatting with you ... Which makes it easy to start dating..... 14 Likes |
| Usmanovic95(m): 4:41am On Mar 07 |
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Lol
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| AdolfHitlerxXx: 6:20am On Mar 07 |
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" I'm a foodie"... " I am here to chop your money " "don't message me if you're Stingy" " I'm stubborn" NO man except a fo0lish simp will hear this and still want to be with such a woman. Even Dangote with his bottomless pockets wouldn't want to he used. The equivalent of a lady talking about " I am here to eat your money" is a man stating " I am here for a sex partner to relieve my urges" 72 Likes |
| Ibkay32(m): 6:59am On Mar 07 |
AdolfHitlerxXx: Nigeria should be another planet entirely 😂😂 13 Likes |
| ElliotP: 7:57am On Mar 07 |
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Na the ones wey dey write "I want an intentional man" na dey make me laugh, many of them dont even know the meaning of intentional, na tik tok they hear am from.
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| Samantha125(f): 7:59am On Mar 07 |
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I thought you hated South Africans... I don't want any trouble...🫣🫣🫣
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| Samantha125(f): 8:01am On Mar 07 |
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But you can't blame me... Some of us never struggled in finding love...
Ibkay32: 2 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 8:07am On Mar 07 |
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Maybe the people I surround myself with never had issues in finding partners and therefore, never saw the need to be using dating apps. Can you even find a correct partner worthy to be a husband or wife on a dating app? Like say whatever you want, but nna I don't trust those things.... Isn't it filled with scammers and escorts? illicit: 7 Likes 1 Share |
| JASONjnr(m): 8:07am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: The topic isn't about South Africa but about Dating app.... And yes, I hate South Africans..... Because you guys hate Nigerians. You don't expect me to like you when you keep killing my people. 19 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 8:10am On Mar 07 |
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Then you shouldn't be having any business quoting someone you consider as an enemy.... Bye bye...🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
JASONjnr: 4 Likes |
| illicit(m): 8:15am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: So there are no scammers and escorts on your street...? The same people you see around are the same people on apps... 👌 51 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 8:18am On Mar 07 |
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But they are more prevalent on those dating apps, at least that's what I heard. Have you ever heard of someone getting married to a person he or she met on a dating app here in Africa? illicit: |
| illicit(m): 8:46am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: Yeah, plenty Mohbad and Wunmi met on 2go... 4 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 8:55am On Mar 07 |
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2go was a social app and not a dating app. And who's Mahbad? illicit: |
| Ibkay32(m): 10:09am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: Finding love isn't just about struggle, dear. Dating apps offer different sections tailored to various need, whether it's love, friendship, casual hangouts, hookups, playmates, or even deeper connections. The key is knowing what you want and choosing the right space that aligns with your intentions. Love isn't always about searching desperately; sometimes, it's about being in the right place, at the right time, with the right mindset. You're sounding like low class south African 😂 3 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 10:12am On Mar 07 |
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At bolded, I am and thank you for the compliment...💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿
Ibkay32: 2 Likes |
| illicit(m): 10:15am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: What's d difference? Social app is not for meeting people? Dating app is not a social app? Was it not on 2go I met IBK from Ogun state, she come meet me for Ojodu Berger I met Marie Amon from Ghana she come meet me for Berger... 😉 Mohbad Imole... 2 Likes |
| Ibkay32(m): 10:16am On Mar 07 |
Samantha125: 😂, I was just joking, but since you’ve embraced it… should I start calling you "Mzansi Royalty" now? |
| Samantha125(f): 10:25am On Mar 07 |
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Dating apps are specifically for those people who are looking for partners while other social apps are just for socialising. If you see a dating app as a social app like any other, would you then be okay with your girlfriend or wife being on a dating app? illicit: 2 Likes |
| Samantha125(f): 10:28am On Mar 07 |
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Oh! Now you're joking because I didn't give you the reaction you were expecting, right?😂😂😂 No, call me a Mzansi low class because that's what I am... 
Ibkay32: 1 Like |
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