NewStats: 3,262,147 , 8,176,198 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 11:01 PM 72604b

BlueRayDick:
This is the part of gambling they will not show u.

Alaye said Atalanta has killed more youth than COVID-19 😂😂😂

This one don re-write the book of Lamentations successfully.

Any punter carrying Atalanta is not a serious one.

Back then if you send me a game. Atalanta is the first team I remove. I don't care what you picked them. Lose oh, draw oh, corners, goals. Even if you say someone won't go naked on the pitch. 90th minute Retegui go off cloth.

They are Satan's team

The withdrawal limits imposed on banks by CBN now is crazy. How can they restrict people to 100k a day via card withdrawal? I don’t just understand this country anymore. Everyday you wake up to some different bullshït.

Sir j

Na man you be

https://x.com/_thekanyinsolaa/status/1895929191130153455?s=19

R.I.P to Angie Stone. She dropped some neo-soul classics in our youth


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkUtYqwlHDM?si=ofeBij_1KB3CldV6



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWz-NubVpM?si=TFiL4fXRUvSo1loM

Heard the one above on a supermarket speaker few weeks ago and was just smiling, like when did Tesco start playing Angie Stone

TemporaryHansel:
The withdrawal limits imposed on banks by CBN now is crazy. How can they restrict people to 100k a day via card withdrawal? I don’t just understand this country anymore. Everyday you wake up to some different bullshït.

They simply want people to go cashless and do more of transfers

A40:
Any punter carrying Atalanta is not a serious one.

Back then if you send me a game. Atalanta is the first team I remove. I don't care what you picked them. Lose oh, draw oh, corners, goals. Even if you say someone won't go naked on the pitch. 90th minute Retegui go off cloth.

They are Satan's team

lol @ Satan’s team.

You just made me how sports betting will make u come up with different weird theories about a particular team or leagues.

E.g It was believed the Argentine leagues don’t score much at all , until u Carry them to play under and they suddenly how to score 😂

With zero help from the police and other security agencies , Prince Ojajuni’s has been realized after the ransom of N17 million and 2 power banks were allegedly paid to his abductors .

Nigeria police will be quick to track and arrest anybody who expresses critical views online against the government , some VIP government officials and top hierarchy of the police. But when kidnappers post videos of their victims online , the same police will be unable to track and arrest the criminals.

If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well .

nihilistjnr:


Burnaboy fell hand by fucking for free?

SMH.

For promising heaven and earth just read to get pussy. That kinda of a nigga is fake, weak and shouldn't be trusted.

raumdeuter:
Sir j

Na man you be

https://x.com/_thekanyinsolaa/status/1895929191130153455?s=19

Why you dey hail am, shey na the #2 wife be that?

nihilistjnr:


Burnaboy fell hand by fucking for free?

SMH.

For promising heaven and earth just to get a pussy. That kinda of a nigga is fake, weak and shouldn't be trusted.

BlueRayDick:
The NNPC graduate trainee salary package is actually not bad at 7.5m gross per annum .

It’s just that in this T-pain economy where everything is now expensive ; for you to be able to buy a decent Tokunbo car from ur net earnings within 2 years of working , u must be a heavy saver .

Not bad at all.

In comparison, a professor at bar earns about 550k/month after deductions. That's about 6.6m per annum.

It's the reason they all justle and go to any length to be appointed VC's cos their takehome soars to about 5m/month.

I want to believe NNPC has staff cooperative and credit facilities at discounted annual interest rates.

Any serious GT will buy a decent car in 2 years with that salary, especially those outside Lagos and Abuja.

iamoyindamola:
Gala is now 500🤣🤣🤣
I don't think this new generation will enjoy naija

😂😂😂Gala of 50 bucks. 😂💔

semid4lyfe:


Not bad at all.

In comparison, a professor at bar earns about 550k/month after deductions. That's about 6.6m per annum.

It's the reason they all justle and go to any length to be appointed VC's cos their takehome soars to about 5m/month.

I want to believe NNPC has staff cooperative and credit facilities at discounted annual interest rates.

Any serious GT will buy a decent car in 2 years with that salary, especially those outside Lagos and Abuja.

I when I used to have thoughts that when I’m tired of private sector , I will just go for my PHD and just switch to lecturing because I intend to impart knowledge in the younger ones from the view point of someone who has practiced .

However , since the last ASUU strike when I heard the actual take home package of professors I just deleted such thoughts from my mind . It’s not worth it at all.

As regards buying decent cars from that salary , except there are other allowances like bulky upfront/housing package , children education allowance , hefty Cost of living Allowance (COLA ) , etc which is separate from the annual consolidated pay of N7.5m ; the GT will not be able to buy decent Tokunbo cars from that salary o.

monerozi5590:


For promising heaven and earth just read to get pussy. That kinda of a nigga is fake, weak and shouldn't be trusted.

Bro…dey play! Na who never promise woman/women heaven and earth just to knack before? Omo…if you like carry your life savings use keep your promises to community Kpekus…..you go learn the hard way.

TemporaryHansel:
The withdrawal limits imposed on banks by CBN now is crazy. How can they restrict people to 100k a day via card withdrawal? I don’t just understand this country anymore. Everyday you wake up to some different bullshït.

I later found out I can withdraw more if I wait for about 45 to an hour. But the stress and inconvenience no be here

diggz:


Bro…dey play! Na who never promise woman/women heaven and earth just to knack before? Omo…if you like carry your life savings use keep your promises to community Kpekus…..you go learn the hard way.

the matter wear waistbeads bro

KingTom:
the matter wear waistbeads bro

Especially when the matter na on top community kpekus! Ah god forbid bad ting! Lol

monerozi5590:


For promising heaven and earth just to get a pussy. That kinda of a nigga is fake, weak and shouldn't be trusted.

Story. That's a Bussdown. It's allowed

Ibime:
R.I.P to Angie Stone. She dropped some neo-soul classics in our youth


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkUtYqwlHDM?si=ofeBij_1KB3CldV6



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWz-NubVpM?si=TFiL4fXRUvSo1loM

Heard the one above on a supermarket speaker few weeks ago and was just smiling, like when did Tesco start playing Angie Stone

Sad news. Very sad. The suddenness of it all. Heard she was heading for another show.

She will be ed for being one of them Neo soul greats and dropping one of my favorite jams with Guru from Jazzmatazz. Sad they are both gone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R0D6ryRUqQ?si=Ev2qkp-e-1-5VdKc

diggz:


Especially when the matter na on top community kpekus! Ah god forbid bad ting! Lol

KingTom:

I they hear Wizkid is the guy that buy the Lamborghini
I swear if it's true davido will roast him alive🤣🤣

iamoyindamola:

I they hear Wizkid is the guy that buy the Lamborghini
I swear if it's true davido will roast him alive🤣🤣

Well him PA Femmy dey dance all around when dem drop the Lambo, na the werey dey hype her as dem unload am. My bro make nobody lie to himself Wiz fit don Pipe the girl but another word on the street be say Femmy na the girl side dish you know all those boys wey dey code bestie bestie dey knack people babes

BlueRayDick:


I when I used to have thoughts that when I’m tired of private sector , I will just go for my PHD and just switch to lecturing because I intend to impart knowledge in the younger ones from the view point of someone who has practiced .

However , since the last ASUU strike when I heard the actual take home package of professors I just deleted such thoughts from my mind . It’s not worth it at all.

As regards buying decent cars from that salary , except there are other allowances like bulky upfront/housing package , children education allowance , hefty Cost of living Allowance (COLA ) , etc which is separate from the annual consolidated pay of N7.5m ; the GT will not be able to buy decent Tokunbo cars from that salary o.

why would you go to a public uni where what you will learn first and foremost is to become a sadist?
i am not sure you will even be able to fit in.
my perception of university lecturers is people who are unwilling to adopt the future and insist on archaic texts

i would say focus on private unis

A40:
Any punter carrying Atalanta is not a serious one.

Back then if you send me a game. Atalanta is the first team I remove. I don't care what you picked them. Lose oh, draw oh, corners, goals. Even if you say someone won't go naked on the pitch. 90th minute Retegui go off cloth.

They are Satan's team

The won their previous game 5 nil.

BlueRayDick:


lol @ Satan’s team.

You just made me how sports betting will make u come up with different weird theories about a particular team or leagues.

E.g It was believed the Argentine leagues don’t score much at all , until u Carry them to play under and they suddenly how to score 😂

diggz:


Bro…dey play! Na who never promise woman/women heaven and earth just to knack before? Omo…if you like carry your life savings use keep your promises to community Kpekus…..you go learn the hard way.

You people aint getting the point. The girl force am to make the promise . As big as Burna is, he can't get a pussy for who he is!

Community kpekus and he is still lying his way into her panties! Chai!

BlueRayDick:


I when I used to have thoughts that when I’m tired of private sector , I will just go for my PHD and just switch to lecturing because I intend to impart knowledge in the younger ones from the view point of someone who has practiced .

However , since the last ASUU strike when I heard the actual take home package of professors I just deleted such thoughts from my mind . It’s not worth it at all.

E good as you abandon ship. Nothing dey academics in Naija.

The poor remuneration + non payment of certain earned allowances is the major reason why ASUU always embark on strike but they mask it with revitalization of universities and fighting for the survival of public universities system bla bla.

Also, it doesn't help that promotion in academia is based solely on publications., hence the aphorism, "publish or perish"

You go do research finish, go through the rigour of writing the paper and still have to dole out 200k to a journal to publish it? On top your chikena salary which is not even enough to attend to your family responsibilities.

Whatsapp & telegram groups have sprung up where people their papers and seek financial collaborators whose name are added as co-authors to publish a paper. They these co-authorship slots from 20k - 50k depending on the amount required by the journal.

I know someone, a non teaching staff who did a transfer of service from a Federal university to NIMASA in 2023. He was placed on the same level 12/3 he was in the university but guess what, his salary jumped from 300k/month to 2.2m/month. The reason being that NIMASA is a revenue generating agency and they're allowed to fix their salaries.

Dude is now financially stable, and has copped a 2010 Toyota Sienna.

The only good thing about about academia is the job security it provides.

As regards buying decent cars from that salary , except there are other allowances like bulky upfront/housing package , children education allowance , hefty Cost of living Allowance (COLA ) , etc which is separate from the annual consolidated pay of N7.5m ; the GT will not be able to buy decent Tokunbo cars from that salary o.

Go out and touch grass.

The ride must not necessarily be a Tokunbo. People dey japa and sell their good rides to raise money.

Any GT wey plan well go cop ride on that salary

BlueRayDick:


I when I used to have thoughts that when I’m tired of private sector , I will just go for my PHD and just switch to lecturing because I intend to impart knowledge in the younger ones from the view point of someone who has practiced .

However , since the last ASUU strike when I heard the actual take home package of professors I just deleted such thoughts from my mind . It’s not worth it at all.

As regards buying decent cars from that salary , except there are other allowances like bulky upfront/housing package , children education allowance , hefty Cost of living Allowance (COLA ) , etc which is separate from the annual consolidated pay of N7.5m ; the GT will not be able to buy decent Tokunbo cars from that salary o.

not sure if nnpc gts are separate from NDMPRA .

if you are in on of those regulatory agencies - they can just post you to sit on rig or terminal. you will chop fat allowances, and they will also be settling you. and you will likely be playing solitaire all day

if you are in a place like lag, you will be collecting protection money from stations and if there is fuel scarcity you can run around accusing dealers of fake hoarding and shake them down even more.

one fuel scarcity like that they sealed multiple stations and dealer and manager were lined up at dpr office to drop 250k each for unsealing

that is regulatory agency sha. not NNPC proper

imho NNPC is great for people who want to pursue masters etc while on the job. much less pressure than when you are in the private sector.

monerozi5590:



You people aint getting the point. The girl force am to make the promise . As big as Burna is, he can't get a pussy for who he is!

Community kpekus and he is still lying his way into her panties! Chai!

i suspect moneroszi is speaking from direct experience

of course boys from the SS no get game

I mean, look at akpabio all that power and the charisma of a toad

pussy drying geng

no wonder you are all intimate with crawling for the kpekus. y'all taught davdo well. na why the guy go dey beg community bicycle for a ride

TemporaryHansel:
The withdrawal limits imposed on banks by CBN now is crazy. How can they restrict people to 100k a day via card withdrawal? I don’t just understand this country anymore. Everyday you wake up to some different bullshït.

maybe because i am a lagosian

my cash transactions have dropped over the years
the only people i pay in cash are okada riders or danfo
and maybe the aboki by the corner

everyone else, transfer.

even on a good day i no too gbadun atm - because often you have to go and wait and also hope it will not be the day your card will be seized at the wrong moment

akwesenana:
The won their previous game 5 nil.

Exactly. They're extremely unreliable. I knew this several years back, surprised he is just knowing

GloriousGbola:


i suspect moneroszi is speaking from direct experience

of course boys from the SS no get game

I mean, look at akpabio all that power and the charisma of a toad

pussy drying geng

no wonder you are all intimate with crawling for the kpekus. y'all taught davdo well. na why the guy go dey beg community bicycle for a ride

Burna d like guys wei fit promise girl marriage just to sleep with the girl. I will rather do Davido ( beg for the pussy) than to do Burna ( lying, promising heaven and earth to smash)