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...Mine is my sister's boyfriend who flew from Lagos to pH on Val's day just to present to her her favourite Lagos bread...

He called her that morning from lag ND sh stated that sh missed a particular fast food bread sold in lag.... Was in 200 level den in uniport .. this guy flew from lag to pH same day with receipt of the bread ( bought it 3) presented air ticket as evidence the flight was same day . (Arik air) .. ...

Sh couldn't stop shouting in her hostel it was just a mere wish on a vals day .. ND he made it come true

A memorable simp he really was

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...Mine is my sister's boyfriend who flew from Lagos to pH on Val's day just to present to her her favourite Lagos bread...

He called her that morning from lag ND sh stated that sh missed a particular fast food bread sold in lag.... Was in 200 level den in uniport .. this guy flew from lag to pH same day with receipt of the bread ( bought it 3) presented air ticket as evidence the flight was same day . (Arik air) .. ...

Sh couldn't stop shouting in her hostel it was just a mere wish on a vals day .. ND he made it come true

Share your own memorable valentine moment ever not your sis's memorable valentine moment.

Abi you dey follow your sister dey share the guyman lowkey

And your evil sister still later dumped the simp, I talk true or not?

Ki11YurSev:


Share your own memorable valentine moment ever not your sis's memorable valentine moment.

Abi you dey follow your sister dey share the guyman lowkey

Mine was that I was dumped by my ex on 14th February, 2021.. if funny it happened on the table while we were out eating in a fast food and having fun.... Funny enough, we never got even to talking stage again till now now

The day I was caught naking my neighbour's house help.

The girl fine sha just that she was a village girl. So that year she was just disturbing me on what I would buy her for valentine. I now ask her what she would give me. She told me herself.

I didn't have too much money so I gave her 2k and she told me that she would call me when I aunty goes to the market. All the children were in school so as soon as her aunty went out she just called me. I just entered sharply no kissing or romance I just threw her on the 3-in-1 chair and started nacking. She was very tight. I was enjoying her and lost in ion when I heard a very loud bang on my back.

It was her aunty. Maybe she forgot something and came back. This woman grabbed my dick and was pulling me outside. I told her please ma you're too beautiful and gentle to disgrace me like this because I respect you from the depth of my heart. This woman did not leave my dick she was still holding it and told me that she would be watching me.

Later she became extremely nice to me. She started cooking and bringing food to me. I enjoyed that period. This is where I would end the story.

Pk

During my undergraduate days when I got a book about aliens as my val gift. That was the best gift ever. Still have the book

They were sinful moments....
Not to be proud but rue and cry about cos I'm now born again
Hallelujah!

Just leave me alone

I gave my GF iPhone 6 that my aunty in Canada sent to me, nd she gave me one boxers, one black singlet and a pack of BIC BIRO. This was in 2014. It was about the latest IPhone then.

The day I was caught on top of my banny then by her Father,
2005,a day I will never forget
Imagine her father's reaction,
I was almost killed

I know say na d way I take dey sweat on top of her daughter na him make d man wan murder me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aZMiuRTLnU

Checkout how I spent my valentine's day wink, No laughing please grin

Please me by subscribing to my YouTube channel. Let me know how you spent yours in the comment section

Mtcheeew

Valentine is for the children in love, mature people celebrate love everyday

When I went on a helicopter cruise with my babe on Valentine's Day.

@op

When she bought me pant and bra in my senior secondary school year.

My first Val gift

Gbadugbakun:
The day I was caught naking my neighbour's house help.

The girl fine sha just that she was a village girl. So that year she was just disturbing me on what I would buy her for valentine. I now ask her what she would give me. She told me herself.

I didn't have too much money so I gave her 2k and she told me that she would call me when I aunty goes to the market. All the children were in school so as soon as her aunty went out she just called me. I just entered sharply no kissing or romance I just threw her on the 3-in-1 chair and started nacking. She was very tight. I was enjoying her and lost in ion when I heard a very loud bang on my back.

It was her aunty. Maybe she forgot something and came back. This woman grabbed my dick and was pulling me outside. I told her please ma you're too beautiful and gentle to disgrace me like this because I respect you from the depth of my heart. This woman did not leave my dick she was still holding it and told me that she would be watching me.

Later she became extremely nice to me. She started cooking and bringing food to me. I enjoyed that period. This is where I would end the story.

This uncle can lie no be small......Lmao!!

Ki11YurSev:


Share your own memorable valentine moment ever not your sis's memorable valentine moment.

Abi you dey follow your sister dey share the guyman lowkey

your head correct like VDM own

I'm here to read lies

Few years ago


I left Sylvia on Valentine's day and boarded a bus to Abuja...

She nearly cried her eyes out

Fairview1:


This uncle can lie no be small......Lmao!!

no mind am

K

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...Mine is my sister's boyfriend who flew from Lagos to pH on Val's day just to present to her her favourite Lagos bread...

He called her that morning from lag ND sh stated that sh missed a particular fast food bread sold in lag.... Was in 200 level den in uniport .. this guy flew from lag to pH same day with receipt of the bread ( bought it 3) presented air ticket as evidence the flight was same day . (Arik air) .. ...

Sh couldn't stop shouting in her hostel it was just a mere wish on a vals day .. ND he made it come true

mumu man

Foolish guys everywhere, investing in heartbreak. Always learning in a hard way. Money dey shark dem!No sense

“Silly things guys do for love” should have been the title

Arik Air my foot, same guy will be having hungry friends and family around him he intentionally ignore without them offending him. No to dey please girls wey get nacking partner for where she dey he want to dey prove valentine to. Evil forces are obviously against him just to be accruing loses

Val. is a scam. Benefits only the feminine gender. Just as their birthday as well. Them go deaf person with their birthday coming. . Deceiving guys upandan!
Na wetin dem go see get from man them dey after. For guys e no pas s*x, see foolishness. While some of the girls will either get pregnant or get STD, another angle of foolishness.

That year for port Harcourt,I land one correct banny from AGIP estate, so I say make we go ogbogoro go chop goat head before we enter the planet for woji GRA,as we smag the goat head,na some manchis carry kala spoil the odour of every where,na so the banny no gree sail further, Obula hamati, The LT Tuama

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...Mine is my sister's boyfriend who flew from Lagos to pH on Val's day just to present to her her favourite Lagos bread...

He called her that morning from lag ND sh stated that sh missed a particular fast food bread sold in lag.... Was in 200 level den in uniport .. this guy flew from lag to pH same day with receipt of the bread ( bought it 3) presented air ticket as evidence the flight was same day . (Arik air) .. ...

Sh couldn't stop shouting in her hostel it was just a mere wish on a vals day .. ND he made it come true

I don't celebrate it. It's just another 24hrs

Gbadugbakun:
The day I was caught naking my neighbour's house help.

The girl fine sha just that she was a village girl. So that year she was just disturbing me on what I would buy her for valentine. I now ask her what she would give me. She told me herself.

I didn't have too much money so I gave her 2k and she told me that she would call me when I aunty goes to the market. All the children were in school so as soon as her aunty went out she just called me. I just entered sharply no kissing or romance I just threw her on the 3-in-1 chair and started nacking. She was very tight. I was enjoying her and lost in ion when I heard a very loud bang on my back.

It was her aunty. Maybe she forgot something and came back. This woman grabbed my dick and was pulling me outside. I told her please ma you're too beautiful and gentle to disgrace me like this because I respect you from the depth of my heart. This woman did not leave my dick she was still holding it and told me that she would be watching me.

Later she became extremely nice to me. She started cooking and bringing food to me. I enjoyed that period. This is where I would end the story.

Abi she sef later collect

Gbadugbakun:
This is where I would end the story.

Shey u go call me wicked person if I start to swear for you. Oya complete it.

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Mine was that I was dumped by my ex on 14th February, 2021.. if funny it happened on the table while we were out eating in a fast food and having fun.... Funny enough, we never got even to talking stage again till now now

She nor deserve YOU my G!

Buh lowkey YOU be simp.

DrAda:
During my undergraduate days when I got a book on aliens as my val gift. That was the best gift ever. Still have the book

YOU MEAN READING BOOK OR Love Machine, COS Love Machine IS CALLED BOOK OVER HERE .

Ki11YurSev:


She nor deserve YOU my G!

Buh lowkey YOU be simp.

No wahala my guy is nanso u define everything about men ND women