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This one na dundee number 1

Ishilove:
I stumbled on this story online, complete with pictures and I chuckled throughout my time reading.

When a man is getting all the marriage benefits and refuses to do the needful, well, I guess it is time to get creative. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

Enjoy

He doesn’t know we’re married….

So, we dated for about 2 years and I decided I was ready to get married and settle down. About 3 years ago, he told me that he was saving up for a ring and that he wanted to surprise me with the proposal of my dreams!!! ❤️

Lo & behold, a few months ed, and STILL no proposal. I asked him when he planned on doing it, and he told me he had simply “changed his mind.” Why would he buy the cow when he is already getting the milk for free 😭

I felt like he scammed me, and I was done letting men scam me. Fed uppp. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I found a man on the Internet who looked just like him, and while he was sleeping I went ahead and took his ID along with his birth certificate. I offered his look alike who happened to be pretty much homeless $1,000 to come to the courthouse with me, and we did the thangggg 🙌🏾🙌🏾😮‍💨🤸🤸😁

We’ve been married now for almost two years, and I’ve never been happier. I am moving and behaving like a wife in every sense. I’ve been cooking everyday, washing laundry, and taking great care of my husband. He has complimented me many times on how amazing I am, and how well I perform my duties as his lady. On Valentines Day this year, he even decorated our room and he had the word WIFE written with flowers, I thought, how ironic!!! Little does he know, I’m his wife 😍😮‍💨😇

My question is, how do I tell him we are official now? Should I just hope that he changes his mind and eventually proposes on his own once he sees how amazing I am? We are past the 1 year mark, so I no longer have to worry about an annulment, which is great! We went on vacation about a week after our ceremony, and for me, it was our honeymoon. We’ve never been happier, I just really need him to be onboard with all of this. He noticed I was wearing a ring on my ring finger, and I told him it was to keep other men away!! He jokingly mentioned how good it looks. I’m tired of keeping our marriage a secret, and I feel like he has a right to know!!! Any advice appreciated.


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"NEVER underestimate scorned women." They'll go to any extent to get sweet revenge. This hypothetical marriage scenario is one of them.

purples25:


Eh, no problem, but there's consequences for taking advantage of even a fool, so he should swallow the consequences. Or what he did is right because she's a fool. Let him enjoy the aftermath.

There's nothing like aftermath...he dint force her ...

purples25:


Oga she fvcked with the hope that she is a wife to be. Don't pretend you don't understand this game. If he told her straight out say he no dey marry, those legs would have closed and wifey duties ended.

As he don spoil the package, as he don open am, make he chop am.

Just like men spend in the hope that she will be his wife ... only for her to dump him for someone else ... its a 2 way game ... women even do worse

All these fictional stories

cr7lomo:


There's nothing like aftermath...he dint force her ...

Yes, he deceived her. You think someone is for sex only, and you are talking about proposal and hinting about wifehood. There is aftermath. In this world and the hereafter.

purples25:


Yes, he deceived her. You think someone is for sex only, and you are talking about proposal and hinting about wifehood. There is aftermath. In this world and the hereafter.

Story..... just like women deceive men ... you think men are ATM machines only ... there is also aftermath, in this world and the hereafter .... the funny thing is that the sex u talknabout is also enjoyed by the woman.... how many women can even go 6 month's without sex ... most of women in relationships will ever fight the man if he stops touch her, claiming he is getting from somewhere else ... stop with the " men use women for sex" talk.... we no be pikin .... women love sex too even more than men...u all think men are fools , that u lie about to make up seem like only men enjoy sex ... tell.that to 10yr old ...cos even teenagers will laugh at that ridiculous talk .... a man will suffer and spend his money , while the women in most cases will just be receiving and not spend .... it shows that it affects men more ..

cr7lomo:


Story..... just like women deceive men ... you think men are ATM machines only ... there is also aftermath, in this world and the hereafter .... the funny thing is that the sex u talknabout is also enjoyed by the woman.... how many women can even go 6 month's without sex ... most of women in relationships will ever fight the man if he stops touch her, claiming he is getting from somewhere else ... stop with the " men use women for sex" talk.... we no be pikin .... women love sex too even more than men...u all think men are fools , that u lie about to make up seem like only men enjoy sex ... tell.that to 10yr old ...cos even teenagers will laugh at that ridiculous talk .... a man will suffer and spend his money , while the women in most cases will just be receiving and not spend .... it shows that it affects men more ..

You are just denying the obvious. Nothing justifies a bad act. He will see the consequences, like anyone else who does wrong.

purples25:


You are just denying the obvious. Nothing justifies a bad act. He will see the consequences, like anyone else who does wrong.

He dint lie to her , he never promised her marriage... she was just hanging and believing

cr7lomo:


He dint lie to her , he never promised her marriage... she was just hanging and believing

Reread the article.

And on another episode of "Things that NEVER Happened" 🎬😮‍💨

HitSong:

MUMÙ woman

I stopped reading when I saw
"I'M TIRED OF GETTING USED BY MEN"

In whatever you do in this life, NEVER ENGAGE A WHØRĒ.

THE MOMENT A GIRL START HAVING MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT, SHE BECOMES A WHØRĒ AND NOT FIT FOR A WIFE.
NOT FIT TO BE THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU HAVE SENSE...

Nice one.


it is only a Nigerian girl you will see preparing for marriage and she only has #5k or less in her

With a mind blowing milage

Ishilove:
I stumbled on this story online, complete with pictures and I chuckled throughout my time reading.

When a man is getting all the marriage benefits and refuses to do the needful, well, I guess it is time to get creative. Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

Enjoy



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Desperado......nice movie 🤔

purples25:


Reread the article.

So what?? He changed his mind ...certainly after seeing her flawed character ... women do that even more ..... so if I promise u marriage and along the line , I hear terrible stories about u and I investigate and I find out its true , or I notice that u are now being very disrespectful towards me and my family or I see other terrible flaws that's a deal breaker for me ... I should go ahead and marry u cos I promised to marry u ... as he said she had changed his mind... it's left for her to leave , but if she still stuck around, then it's not his fault...I guess she needs to milk his D cos she can't hv enough

cr7lomo:


So what?? He changed his mind ...certainly after seeing her flawed character ... women do that even more ..... so if I promise u marriage and along the line , I hear terrible stories about u and I investigate and I find out its true , or I notice that u are now being very disrespectful towards me and my family or I see other terrible flaws that's a deal breaker for me ... I should go ahead and marry u cos I promised to marry u ... as he said she had changed his mind... it's left for her to leave , but if she still stuck around, then it's not his fault...I guess she needs to milk his D cos she can't hv enough

Where did he clearly state that he has changed his mind on MARRIAGE? Please state what is in the article. Even as at the time of the hidden marriage, he that is unaware is still giving her compliments along the line that she is wife material. I read it to the end.

Where did he state that 'I am no longer interested in ever marrying you, and if you stay, the consequences will be on you' or something like that? Don't lie, he never stated it.

Changed his mind on proposal, but still hosting the same girl in his home, continuing to encourage her as wife material, even surprising her with a decorated room with the word WIFE there, does that sound like a serious man to you? A man who wants to let go of what he won't eat, and not confuse anybody?

He is a greedy man, if not, he will boot her out of his home for good and leave no room for confusion.

Ishilove:

Werey. He deserves what he has been dished.

woman is in marriage alone.
why desperation d make una do mumu thing like this
fish brain everywhere

Thundafireseun:
I believe this story because 95% of ladies are desperate for marriage…

I have a friend who is over 40 years old now …

Over 4 different girls he wants to get married to will come back that after prayers they discovered my friend was already married before….

And my friend hasn’t been married…. Right now he has accepted his fate that a useless girl might’ve used his name spiritually and my friend is feeling very bad

I will advise every man to take out 22 hours every day to fear women

And you can't do anything to help your friend?

You can just taste the foolishness, very repulsive.

Mariangeles:


Werey ke? Abi, she's living in delusion ni.

So what's the difference between werey and a delusional person?

purples25:


Listen to yourself. If this is what he thought of her, why not tell her straight. ESPECIALLY knowing that she still thinks of herself as a wife to be. So he cannot wash his hands off an accusation of deceit. He is meant to tell her the real deal.

But he told her already that he changed his mind. Who no dey change mind? And it's left for the lady to continue being used or leave. But the level of desperation in her evil heart will not let her... So she has to go the route of crime.

No matter how you sugar coat it, her actions are criminal and punishable under the law.

isacolukay:


But he told her already that he changed his mind. Who no dey change mind? And it's left for the lady to continue being used or leave. But the level of desperation in her evil heart will not let her... So she has to go the route of crime.

No matter how you sugar coat it, her actions are criminal and punishable under the law.

He changed his mind about the PROPOSAL. He didn't end the relationship or stop her hopes of being a wife. Is it hard to be straight forward? Please read what he has been doing with her after changing his mind on proposal. What happened to a total cut off and ending of everything? He's a greedy man then, who deserves a fraud as a partner.

purples25:


Where did he clearly state that he has changed his mind on MARRIAGE? Please state what is in the article. Even as at the time of the hidden marriage, he that is unaware is still giving her compliments along the line that she is wife material. I read it to the end.

Where did he state that 'I am no longer interested in ever marrying you, and if you stay, the consequences will be on you' or something like that? Don't lie, he never stated it.

Changed his mind on proposal, but still hosting the same girl in his home, continuing to encourage her as wife material, even surprising her with a decorated room with the word WIFE there, does that sound like a serious man to you? A man who wants to let go of what he won't eat, and not confuse anybody?

He is a greedy man, if not, he will boot her out of his home for good and leave no room for confusion.

Are u a child.... or can't u read and comprehend ?? Someone changed his mind about proposing ...and u are saying he was still leading her on... is she a toddler ?? Always making excuses for women like they are bunch of 3 Yr olds .... and u say u all should be treated with respect like men, when u all avoid ability and want us to be giving u guys free like toddlers ... he changed his mind proposing to her and u are still making excuses for her ...haba ...are u women this naive ??

Ishilove:

Werey. He deserves what he has been dished.

And when he starts to beat her , u will start to say men are mean ... imagine defending a scam marriage that he doesn't even know about.... imagine forcing to be with a person that don't even want to be with u... and ur foolish other women are ing it... can't u see u are sick mentally.... and u think he is the one ghats being punished.... she will even go to jail , cos she committed a crime

cr7lomo:


Are u a child.... or can't u read and comprehend ?? Someone changed his mind about proposing ...and u are saying he was still leading her on... is she a toddler ?? Always making excuses for women like they are bunch of 3 Yr olds .... and u say u all should be treated with respect like men, when u all avoid ability and want us to be giving u guys free like toddlers ... he changed his mind proposing to her and u are still making excuses for her ...haba ...are u women this naive ??

He holds the responsibility of telling her straight, not allowing her into his home, cutting off sexual ties between them as well. He is not a decent man.

Yes, plus her reading between the lines, he is supposed to cut off every tie. It's his responsibility to do that too. HE IS NOT A DECENT MAN. No decent man will continue to sleep with what he can't marry.

I did NOT absolve the woman of her fault. But I refuse to make it all about her when HE had a proper role to play!

cr7lomo:


And when he starts to beat her , u will start to say men are mean ... imagine defending a scam marriage that he doesn't even know about.... imagine forcing to be with a person that don't even want to be with u... and ur foolish other women are ing it... can't u see u are sick mentally.... and u think he is the one ghats being punished.... she will even go to jail , cos she committed a crime

Yes, yes, if you don't want her don't touch her coochie, don't tell her lies, get in bed then change your mind, because other men will be looking for body count. If you don't want a union you will regret for life don't taste what you won't eat and finish.

If it is purely sex, remind her of that clearly every time, let it be a song in her ear. Some men do that and they have not died.

Aah. Abi what is it. You'll be indirectly playing games with someone's life, and you don't want to see any repercussions.

maasoap:


And you can't do anything to help your friend?

Anything like what??

Please advise

Thundafireseun:


Anything like what??

Please advise

Recommend him to your female friends, recommend your female friends to him, at least.

purples25:


He changed his mind about the PROPOSAL. He didn't end the relationship or stop her hopes of being a wife. Is it hard to be straight forward? Please read what he has been doing with her after changing his mind on proposal. What happened to a total cut off and ending of everything? He's a greedy man then, who deserves a fraud as a partner.

U women have fish brain true true ...and uts astonishing how u women defend how very stupid u women can be , that's even what's baffling ... once a man proposes to a woman and she rejects his proposal....immediately, spending will seize and he will start looking somewhere else...to him he relationship is over ... nothing like she only rejected my proposal, not like he relationship is over....reason they say u women have fish brains and una no wan improve ...una still de defend una fish brain

purples25:


Yes, yes, if you don't want her don't touch her coochie, don't tell her lies, get in bed then change your mind, because other men will be looking for body count. If you don't want a union you will regret for life don't taste what you won't eat and finish.

If it is purely sex, remind her of that clearly every time, let it be a song in her ear. Some men do that and they have not died.

Aah. Abi what is it. You'll be indirectly playing games with someone's life, and you don't want to see any repercussions.

But u know how to request money from a man that u don't want to marry...if he declines to give..u call him stingy .... she wasn't raped ,...she too wanted to enjoy his D....

cr7lomo:


U women have fish brain true true ...and uts astonishing how u women defend how very stupid u women can be , that's even what's baffling ... once a man proposes to a woman and she rejects his proposal....immediately, spending will seize and he will start looking somewhere else...to him he relationship is over ... nothing like she only rejected my proposal, not like he relationship is over....reason they say u women have fish brains and una no wan improve ...una still de defend una fish brain

Men also hang on when not totally dismissed and their sob stories are all over the internet.

It is very important to let your former partner know that no chance remains. Else you are playing games.

purples25:


He holds the responsibility of telling her straight, not allowing her into his home, cutting off sexual ties between them as well. He is not a decent man.

Yes, plus her reading between the lines, he is supposed to cut off every tie. It's his responsibility to do that too. HE IS NOT A DECENT MAN. No decent man will continue to sleep with what he can't marry.

I did NOT absolve the woman of her fault. But I refuse to make it all about her when HE had a proper role to play!

So she is now a robot that will not stop until its deprogrammed .... he owes her nothing...she is not a child... wake up and smell the coffee.....

Imagine a man spending on a woman that don't even regard him.... she only re him when she needs funds .... and she still rejects his proposal, but the foolish man still spends on her whenever she requests.... then he starts to say she dint end the relationship, so I will keep on spending on her ... no be mumu be that ?? His fellow men his laugh at him and curse him out... they will not even blame her, but u women will ur fellow women into making stupid decisions like u are toddlers... that's the difference between men and women... reason women shouldn't be given authority.... u women have no logic ....

cr7lomo:



So she is now a robot that will not stop until its deprogrammed .... he owes her nothing...she is not a child... wake up and smell the coffee.....

Imagine a man spending on a woman that don't even regard him.... she only re him when she needs funds .... and she still rejects his proposal, but the foolish man still spends on her whenever she requests.... then he starts to say she dint end the relationship, so I will keep on spending on her ... no be mumu be that ?? His fellow men his laugh at him and curse him out... they will not even blame her, but u women will ur fellow women into making stupid decisions like u are toddlers... that's the difference between men and women... reason women shouldn't be given authority.... u women have no logic ....

No decent man or woman will keep their partner on a string when they know they don't want again.

The people who go to the extent of changing their locks and properly defining their status are fools right?