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A U.S.-based physician, Dr. Steven Bush, has announced a potential breakthrough in the treatment of T-Pain fever, a condition caused by a rare bat species known as Asiwaju, which is endemic to Nigeria. With symptoms that can quickly escalate into life-threatening complications, the discovery has brought hope to those affected.

Understanding T-Pain Fever

The fever is transmitted through bites from the Asiwaju bat, which can often be found hanging upside down from the finial of a flagpole proudly displaying the Nigerian national flag. With an insatiable appetite, it nibbles on the two green stripes of the flag, savoring their vibrant colors while leaving the white stripe in a tattered mess. Once it has munched its fill and compromised the flag’s integrity, the bat loses interest in its current perch. With a flutter of its wings, it embarks on a search for a new Nigerian host, eager to find a fresh target to feed on and spread its infectious bacteria.

The Asiwaju bat's rotten teeth harbor dangerous bacteria. "Once bitten, the bat attaches itself to the host, leeching on their nutrients while simultaneously infecting them," explained Dr. Bush. "The bacteria from the bat's decayed teeth enter the bloodstream, spreading the infection throughout the body."

The disease manifests with early symptoms such as stomach cramps, fatigue, headaches, difficulty concentrating, body odor, and mouth odor. "These symptoms can worsen significantly if left untreated," said Dr. Bush. "In severe cases, patients may experience drastic weight loss due to calorie deficiencies, anemia from iron or vitamin B12 deficiencies, and stunted growth in children."

Dr. Bush emphasized the serious repercussions of untreated symptoms, particularly in regions like Nigeria where economic hardship limits access to hygiene products like bathing soap. "Failure to maintain proper hygiene due to limited resources can exacerbate problems like body odor, leading to skin infections and other health complications," he explained.

Similarly, neglecting oral hygiene poses severe risks. "Ignoring mouth odor and poor dental care can result in tooth decay, gum disease, and tooth loss," said Dr. Bush. "Worse, bacteria from untreated dental issues can spread through the bloodstream, potentially causing life-threatening conditions such as brain abscesses and heart infections."

PREVENTION & CURE USING OBI BITTERS

Due to the high mortality rate associated with untreated T-Pain fever, Dr. Bush stressed the need for prompt action. "The best way to prevent these symptoms from worsening is to get rid of T-Pain as quickly as possible," he said. "Nigerians must use Obi Bitters at the earliest sign of symptoms to reduce the risk of severe health complications and even death."

Obi Bitters, a traditional herbal concoction, has shown promise in alleviating T-Pain fever symptoms. "Initial results suggest it can help restore energy levels and reduce the severity of symptoms," Dr. Bush stated. "However, it’s crucial to adhere to the recommended dosage."

Dr. Bush warned about the risk of overdose due to the pleasant taste of Obi Bitters. "It tastes so good that it might tempt some people to take more than advised, but that would be a mistake," he cautioned. "Overdosing on Obi Bitters can lead to chronic obesity. For those who do happen to overindulge, regular exercise and hitting the gym can help counteract the potential weight gain."

Nigerians must unite to stop TPain or else T-Pain will consume us all

T-pain is definitely out of office by 2027.

No controversy, Obi bitter is the solution

123456789O:
Nigerians must unite to stop TPain or else T-Pain will consume us all

Guy make high BP no kpai u for nothing, please accept reality, unless death he is there till 2031, know this, & know peace.

Seefinish:
No controversy, Obi bitter is the solution

El Rufai’s son, will become President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria b4 Gringory Obi.

MMempire:
T-pain is definitely out of office by 2027.

You dey day dream oo hope se Iba no hold you like dis
The bulaba GOAT FAILURE enter finish with him wuru wuru now wey the power of incumbency dey him hand you think se him go loose .

Be like se You dey confuse am with that woman wrapper Jona😁.

We are stucked with this Apc disaster na REALITY be dat oo.

May the strongest survive.

blacknp:
Guy make high BP no kpai u for nothing, please accept reality, unless death he is there till 2031, know this, & know peace.

After him finish bobo Sherri haram go continue bcus people from that side no dey take their own turn yoke oo 😁😁.

Nigeria go hear wotowotoporiousity aje 😁.

Steady Tata for the almost dead economy daily raping raw 😁😁

May the strongest survive.

Tochi360:


You dey day dream oo hope se Iba no hold you like dis
The bulaba GOAT FAILURE enter finish with him wuru wuru now wey the power of incumbency dey him hand you think se him go loose .

Be like se You dey confuse am with that woman wrapper Jona😁.

We are stucked with this Apc disaster na REALITY be dat oo.

May the strongest survive.

Mmempire, Seefinish, 123456789O your boss done accept the fact o.

Tochi360:


After him finish bobo Sherri haram go continue bcus people from that side no dey take their own turn yoke oo 😁😁.

Nigeria go hear wotowotoporiousity aje 😁.

Steady Tata for the almost dead economy daily raping raw 😁😁

May the strongest survive.

Same Nigeria way Femi Otedola & Anthony Elumelu dey?

blacknp:
Mmempire, Seefinish, 123456789O your boss done accept the fact o.

We no be zombie like you na so We dey always face reality 😁😁.

The GOAT FAILURE will rather die than loose his incumbency power to anyone else.

Chai Nija sorry oo😁😁 una no know market wey una collect from this evil Apc hand fa

blacknp:
Same Nigeria way Femi Otedola & Anthony Elumelu dey?

Senseless is when you begin to sound like Helinus We are talking about the disaster the failure personified called Tinubu is wrecking on the Country at large you are addressing issues on a personal level. Na Helinus dey reason like dis aje 😁..

Happy slave even in Madagascar some people still dey ball hard but does this change the Reality of their poverty level as a Country??
All this happy slaves sef ehn

Tochi360:


Senseless is when you begin to sound like Helinus We are talking about the disaster the failure personified called Tinubu is wrecking on the Country at large you are addressing issues on a personal level. Na Helinus dey reason like dis aje 😁..

Happy slave even in Madagascar some people still dey ball hard but does this change the Reality of their poverty level as a Country??
All this happy slaves sef ehn

Lazy Almijiri dey wait for President Tinubu to , so that he can hand u handouts, if you like don’t go & find a legal means against all odds in Nigeria with help from the almighty to help yourself, be waiting for Tinubu to transform the Zoo to Qatar for u ungrateful Thing.

Tochi360:


We no be zombie like you na so We dey always face reality 😁😁.

The GOAT FAILURE will rather die than loose his incumbency power to anyone else.

Chai Nija sorry oo😁😁 una no know market wey una collect from this evil Apc hand fa

Oyibo sheriff wey talk say if you cannot beat them, you might as well them no be fool, make you @ the bottom of the ladder continue to wail, it is allowed.

Anything u @ the bottom receives, you accept.

Dear OP, if you don’t go and concentrate on your life, you will end up as drugs trafficker like those before you and find yourself face to face with the Saudi Arabia’s hangman

Corporate2020:
Dear NLCreator, if you don’t go and concentrate on your life, you will end up as drugs trafficker like those before you and find yourself face to face with the Saudi Arabia’s hangman

Tochi360:


Illiterate poverty stricken zombie happy slave under bridge tout sef wan form to be human being 😁😁 omo eru ni o. Iyato pko na. As We dey buy na so We dey sell so na We suppose dey sing e favor me oo 😁😁.

Omo eru forming something, if you have anything doing with your cursed miserable life are you smarter or richer than the numerous business wey don shut down due to the cluelessness of this failure personified called Tinubu You no dey use fuel, diesel, light etc run business? The man and His Apc disaster is a full scale failure PERIOOOD 😁. Nobody asked cursed zombie happy slave to start tell how people are faring on a personal level you dumb daft thing We are talking about the Country at large omo eru jatijati 😁Jobless cursed under bridge pickpocket criminal sef wan motivate person nothing we no go see for here.

You are just cursed and destined to be a zombie happy slave all the days of your life till you go die enter grave. PERIOOOD 😁

Yes o, a Zombie to the system, if u follow zombie waka you must see food to chop, one human go dey somewhere dey do nonsense, until the zombies come catch the Mumu.

Even The greatest Michael Jackson turn zombie for “Thriller” Zombiesm is allowed.

blacknp post=132574050 :
Yes o, a Zombie to the system, if u follow zombie waka you must see food to chop, one human go dey somewhere dey do nonsense, until the zombies come catch the Mumu.

Even The greatest Michael Jackson turn zombie for “Thriller” Zombiesm is allowed.

Hahaha haha so you gree se you be zombie

Omo eru nothing fit reach your hand na, your own na ballot snatching .

Poverty ridden hungry man wan form human being

Ninu ofo ati irora ni e ma pkada kusi while we go continue to sell as We dey buy 😁🤣.

Tochi360:



Hahaha haha so you gree se you be zombie

Omo eru nothing fit reach your hand na, your own na ballot snatching .

Poverty ridden hungry man wan form human being

Ninu ofo ati irora ni e ma pkada kusi while we go continue to sell as We dey buy 😁🤣.

Yes O, abi u think say I dey claim animal in human skin like yaself?

Abi u done forget say Mazi talk say your country Nigeria na Zoo?

When would the sore election losers move on from the election loss bayi, na only tree no dey move now.

So as how they will waste 3 years attacking, insulting others, but when the election is just a year, that's when they will they want to take their country back from those who have been defending her from same them

We dey wait una for 2027, una must wear lipsticks for una mouth before approaching anyone outside your camp

blacknp:
Yes O, abi u think say I dey claim animal in human skin like yaself?

Abi u done forget say Mazi talk say your country Nigeria na Zoo?

Haha e no go better for you and whatever Mazi wey you dey talk about 😁

Omo eru nio nothing fit reach your hand, na We suppose dey sing e dey favor Us oo but We no be happy slave so We go continue to tell the failure se him dey make big mess nonetheless 😁😁.

Continue to dey pickpocket Tyre, petrol and matches go soon end your tori 😁😁🤣

blacknp:
Guy make high BP no kpai u for nothing, please accept reality, unless death he is there till 2031, know this, & know peace.

Shebi na you batists dey feel the shege ? Come 2027 or before it, we'll send you and your wicked bat out of Aso Rock!

I don't like obi bitters, T-pain must continue

blacknp:

This picture funny. NDLEA are funny, why tie the mug shot on their neck

RealityKings:

This picture funny. NDLEA are funny, why tie the mug shot on their neck

Lol, you belong to RealityKings, not Nairaland. You and blacknp should go there n go Bleep yourselves. Fucking BATstards

blacknp:
El Rufai’s son, will become President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria b4 Gringory Obi.

a tout like you should contest against him

123456789O:


Lol, you belong to RealityKings, not Nairaland. You and blacknp should go there n go Bleep yourselves. Fucking BATstards

Will you shut up your dirty mouth

RealityKings:



Will you shut up your dirty mouth

Get lost! You this porn addict!

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