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Iseoluwani: 10:22am On Aug 25, 2024
EreluRoz:
Atheists are not well before before

How many of them are bold to come out as an atheist, they always hide but have front row seats in churches while they practice their atheist online. Example is Seun, Seun is a very prominent member of RCCG, he can't even deny it.

God forbid, seun can never be part. that atheist

maybe when he is born again sha.
i love him to be born again
Krismas(m): 10:23am On Aug 25, 2024
Urgent1Million:
The dude was never an atheist.
It's a carefully planned act to trend and make money from the sales of books and proceeds from social media.
Watch as christians will start following him and anything he has to say.
If I want to make money out of ignorant christians, all I need to do is to publicly declare to be an anti-Christ.
Christians will do nothing about it other hold vigils, fast and pray to their God to have mercy on me or strike me dead or make me to repent.
The moment I know that I've got their attention, I'll be "arrested" by Jesus and begin to preach the gospel.
My followers would be way more than those who follow people who've been in ministry for a much longer period.
grin
Originalsly: 10:26am On Aug 25, 2024
His finding is fake. Didn't he say it was a brownish image of a 6 foot 5 inch man? How can that be of Jesus when Jesus is White? ....judging from the images in most of our homes ... churches and our minds? How can the majority wrong?
KaLuCh: 10:28am On Aug 25, 2024
BoldBrainz:


Nothing to think of.

Religion is useless. Committing your life to it on any basis or excuse just shows how undeserving you are of that life, to begin with.

OK. Mr. Know-it-all. Can you try and educate me on what you, personally, has achieved with your very deserved, non-religious life that's of far more significance to the collective human society than the religious folks?
EnEnPeecee: 10:31am On Aug 25, 2024
No Jesus no salvation
ReacherSaidNoth: 10:32am On Aug 25, 2024
judedwriter:


If you can answer the silly question he gave me, then I will know if you're not as ignorant as you claim I am.
Your god did not make anything in its own image because it is an entity that only exists inside a storybook. It has no known physical features, we can't perceive it with any of our senses or detect its presence with any instrument outside of self delusion. So how could such a being be said to have made anything in its own image. What image!? cheesy

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jaxxy(m): 10:35am On Aug 25, 2024
victorDanladi:
You mean the shroud that was used to shroud GOD when we humans beings gruesomely killed GOD that created us and heaven&earth in cold blood or the GOD son or whatever?

Makes more sense than the world was created by a big bang. undecided
nairaman66(m): 10:38am On Aug 25, 2024
LordReed:


How does that counter the points raised?

What useless point are you talking about? If this was a hoax, someone can create the linen and claim the $1M. Are you really dumb to raise concerns with those fictitious point from the figment of your imagination!
farouk2much(m): 10:42am On Aug 25, 2024
From prying pan to fire.
..... Proudly muslim.......
ReacherSaidNoth: 10:43am On Aug 25, 2024
jaxxy:


Makes more sense than the world was created by a big bang. undecided
Dumbass, there is ample evidence that the big bang happened. If you are in doubt, the internet will help clear your ignorance.
kkonyeji(m): 11:01am On Aug 25, 2024
EreluRoz:
Atheists are not well before before

How many of them are bold to come out as an atheist, they always hide but have front row seats in churches while they practice their atheist online. Example is Seun, Seun is a very prominent member of RCCG, he can't even deny it.

Hmmm.... they're sheeps in wolves' clothing
streetzdreamz(m): 11:07am On Aug 25, 2024
I think atheists and religious extremists are both confused humans. I wonder why they always try to push their believe or unbelieve down our throats. We have free will as humans. Hence, we are at liberty to make different choices and have different opinions. So why would a sane human want to sell his or her idea or opinion to a man who isn't even the least interested in buying? I'm a Christian and I'll never cajole, compel, or guilt trip you into believing my view supercedes yours. All these back and forth is just much Ado about nothing. When we're all out of time we'll know if we made the right choice or not. So y'all can either accept this simple fact or forever sing soprano.

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BABANGBALI: 11:13am On Aug 25, 2024
Seun is next
judedwriter(m): 11:14am On Aug 25, 2024
ReacherSaidNoth:
Your god did not make anything in its own image because it is an entity that only exists inside a storybook. It has no known physical features, we can't perceive it with any of our senses or detect its presence with any instrument outside of self delusion. So how could such a being be said to have made anything in its own image. What image!? cheesy

lipsrsealed

Psalms 14:1
ReacherSaidNoth: 11:17am On Aug 25, 2024
judedwriter:


lipsrsealed

Psalms 14:1
Matthew 5:22 grin

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LordReed(m): 11:18am On Aug 25, 2024
nairaman66:


What useless point are you talking about? If this was a hoax, someone can create the linen and claim the $1M. Are you really dumb to raise concerns with those fictitious point from the figment of your imagination!

LoLz. You're just triggered because you have no answer. Have a good day.

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LordReed(m): 11:20am On Aug 25, 2024
streetzdreamz:
I think atheists and religious extremists are both confused humans. I wonder why they always try to push their believe or unbelieve down our throats. We have free will as humans. Hence, we are at liberty to make different choices and have different opinions. So why would a sane human want to sell his or her idea or opinion to a man who isn't even the least interested in buying? I'm a Christian and I'll never cajole, compel, or guilt trip you into believing my view supercedes yours. All these back and forth is just much Ado about nothing. When we're all out of time we'll know if we made the right choice or not. So y'all can either accept this simple fact or forever sing soprano.

When did an atheist come to your door to force you to change your mind?

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LordReed(m): 11:22am On Aug 25, 2024
jaxxy:


Makes more sense than the world was created by a big bang. undecided

LoLz. Nobody but ignorant folk say the world was created by a big bang.
Sleekfingers: 11:27am On Aug 25, 2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na only Jesus dem crucified? Before he was crucified and after . Millions of people were crucified.

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gaddafe(m): 11:32am On Aug 25, 2024
EreluRoz:
Atheists are not well before before

How many of them are bold to come out as an atheist, they always hide but have front row seats in churches while they practice their atheist online. Example is Seun, Seun is a very prominent member of RCCG, he can't even deny it.

Can you imagine the nonsense you are typing online. It is this type of statement that is causing unrest all-over the country. So if Atheist boldly come out, will you kill them? This is also why Christians are being killed in the northern part of Nigeria and nothing happens. Continue being happy for rubbish you post. It will always come back to haunt you.
godofuck231: 12:09pm On Aug 25, 2024
The idiots are unaware that christ was black , what type of childish lies are these people selling, more over that print bears the image of a man twice the age of shrift when he was killed at 33
nairaman66(m): 12:28pm On Aug 25, 2024
LordReed:


LoLz. You're just triggered because you have no answer. Have a good day.

Isn’t this funny? You weren’t triggered when you raised those senseless claims? Dey play..
luluman: 12:42pm On Aug 25, 2024
jaephoenix:

By the way, for this retarded post, more christians convert to atheism, than the other way round

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_converts_to_nontheism
Why don't you leave that to Christians to worry?
TenQ: 12:43pm On Aug 25, 2024
DeAdvokate:
But Jesus didn't die according to the Glorious Qura'an ...

Sura 4 - Ayat 157

And because they said, “We have killed the Messiah, Eisa the son of Maryam, the Messenger of Allah”; they did not slay him nor did they crucify him, but a look-alike was created for them; and those who disagree concerning it are in doubt about it; they know nothing of it, except the following of assumptions; and without doubt, they did not kill him.

Sura 4 - Ayat 158

In fact Allah raised him towards Himself; and Allah is Almighty, Wise.


Let's assume that your claims are true and Jesus was neither killed nor crucified
1. Who was killed instead of Jesus?
2. Why did Allah decide to deceive Mary the mother of Jesus with ALL the disciples of Jesus with the Romans and Jews?
3. In whose presence was Jesus taken up to heaven (any evidence)?
4. Why would the Jews killed their Messiah?
5. Why did Allah wait for 600 years after creating Christianity before telling them that Jesus wasn't killed nor crucified?


I will love if you have a logical and reasonable answers for the above questions

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LordReed(m): 12:48pm On Aug 25, 2024
nairaman66:


Isn’t this funny? You weren’t triggered when you raised those senseless claims? Dey play..

Nope, you on the other hand started barking like a stoned dog for nothing other than a question. LoLz.
nairaman66(m): 12:52pm On Aug 25, 2024
LordReed:


Nope, you on the other hand started barking like a stoned dog for nothing other than a question. LoLz.

The barking is on you. You are more or less a dvmb fvck! It is easier to ask senseless and baseless assumptions from the other end of the line.

You are so bereft of common knowledge and didn’t see where someone said there is a reward of $1M for whomever that can create such regalia. You can apply for the reward mumu
LordReed(m): 1:03pm On Aug 25, 2024
nairaman66:


The barking is on you. You are more or less a dvmb fvck! It is easier to ask senseless and baseless assumptions from the other end of the line.

You are so bereft of common knowledge and didn’t see where someone said there is a reward of $1M for whomever that can create such regalia. You can apply for the reward mumu

LoLz. You are look for who to fight, you miss road o. Bye.
Kushites: 1:05pm On Aug 25, 2024
Meedon:
Praise the the Lord

MUMU.

STUPID, BRAINWASHED AFRICANS BELIEVING RUBBISH.

THE “SON OF A GOD IS A WHITE EUROPEAN MAN WITH STRAIGHT HAIR AND LONG NOSE”
ACCORDING TO THE CLOTH.

MEANWHILE ACCORDING TO YOUR BIBLE HE HAS “FEET LIKE BRONZE AND HAIR LIKE LAMB’S WOOL”. MEANING BLACK MAN.

SO WHO IS RIGHT, THE CLOTH OR THE BIBLE?

NONSENSE RUBBISH FAKE SHIIT RELIGION FULL OF RACIST LIES, FORGERY, DECEIT, FAKERY AND CONFUSION.
joshkke(m): 1:13pm On Aug 25, 2024
LordReed:


https://talesoftimesforgotten.com/2020/02/24/sorry-the-shroud-of-turin-is-definitely-a-hoax/

What’s even more interesting is that the arms of the figure on the Turin Shroud are also different lengths. The right forearm is noticeably longer than the left forearm. The fact that the arms aren’t the same length is almost a dead giveaway that we’re looking at an image created by an artist and not the exact likeness of a real human being. Real human beings virtually always have arms of the same length, but it is really easy for an artist to mess up and make arms that aren’t the same length.

Finally, we have a smoking gun: the front side of the figure on the shroud doesn’t match the back side of the figure. In fact, the two figures aren’t even the same length; the front side of the figure on the shroud is 1.95 meters long, but the figure on the back of the shroud is 2.02 meters long!

This is absolutely a dead giveaway that we’re looking at the work of an artist. It’s easy to see how an artist could have painted the figures separately and accidentally made the back side of the figure longer than the front side, but it is hard to see how, if the shroud were authentic, Jesus’s back could have been longer than his front. That in itself would take some kind of miracle.

I suggest that you do us all a favor. Go lie down on your back. Now, that you're a dead person, so keep your triceps (the back part of your upper arms) on the floor like a dead person.

Now cover your penis or your mons (the V of your thighs where your pubic hair grows) with your hands--without removing your arms from the floor. , you're both dead, but also really, really prissy and don't want anyone to see your crotch.

Go on, we'll wait. Report back how you were able to cover your groin with your hands whilst dead and with your arms flopping around like fishes.

They may have (maybe, if you trust catholics) changed the "carbon dating" part, but there are still loads and loads of other problems with this silly thing. There's nothing to be afraid of.

More fun reading:

https://medium.com/@kylejohnson_40581/let-go-of-the-shroud-part-i-a89258494835

https://centerforinquiry.org/blog/the_fraud_of_turin/

The intellectually dishonest presentation even carried the unchallenged assertion that no artistic materials were found on the cloth. In fact, famed microanalyst Walter McCrone discovered that the body image (in contrast to off-image areas) had significant amounts of artist’s pigment. The show repeated the false assertion that the “blood” stains were “human” blood, when in fact they failed batteries of forensic serological tests for blood, and McCrone identified the suspiciously still-red substance as red ocher and vermilion tempera paint.

Fantastic! With this your big brain and infallible intellect, there's nothing between you and the $1m offered for proving the shroud is a fraud.
JaffyJoe(m): 1:14pm On Aug 25, 2024
jaephoenix:

You actually want an atheist to come out so you can maim and segregate the person? Why don't you got to core north and tell them on the streets that you're a christian, idiota?

What are you talking about? Not once have I heard or read anything about Christians maiming atheists in this country. Are you pulling stories out of your A-hole now?

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