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Daniel7543: 11:37am On Apr 11, 2024
Make them carry junior pope body go Winners or Christ Embassy make Bishop Oyedepo or pastor Chris bring am back to life.
na so Oyedepo share one brain washing testimony in his Shiloh program, he said one of his spiritual sons was certified died and was taken to the mortuary,, 2 days after the news got to him, he said they should go back to the mortuary and put the phone on the dead man’s ear,, then began to speak life into him and dat was how he rose up frm the dead.. if u see how the congregation dey shout “Papa the real man of God”
I jejely tell the usher to excuse me say I go house, no be me dem go brain wash… na the last day I enter anything called church.
I swear, Nigerians are gullible foolss,

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Namaster: 11:40am On Apr 11, 2024
The worst part is that you'll find highly educated men and women in their congregation. And they'll believe it.

Ask for evidence and they'll scream that "the body of christ is under attack".

I DETEST all religious leaders, especially pastors. They WILFULLY deceive people. They'll have a personal Doctor but sell anointing oils to for healing.

They use psychology and storytelling to manipulate people.

Also, the entire service is structured in such a way that are put in a highly suggestive mood. That's why they'll sing praise and worship before the pastor comes to fill the head witg his bullshhiit sermon.

Plus, it's INSANE that people believe that someone has a more DIRECT line of to a god that loves everyone EQUALLY.

That's the definition of Favouritism!

Religious people are the DUMBEST group of people on earth.

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Sonnobax15(m): 12:02pm On Apr 11, 2024
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Daniel7543: 12:04pm On Apr 11, 2024
Namaster:
The worst part is that you'll find highly educated men and women in their congregation. And they'll believe it.

Ask for evidence and they'll scream that "the body of christ is under attack".

I DETEST all religious leaders, especially pastors. They WILFULLY deceive people. They'll have a personal Doctor but sell anointing oils to for healing

They use psychology and storytelling to manipulate people.

Also, the entire service is structured in such a way that are put in a highly suggestive mood. That's why they'll sing praise and worship before the pastor comes to fill the head witg his bullshhiit sermon.

Plus, it's INSANE that people believe that someone has a more DIRECT line of to a god that loves everyone EQUALLY.

That's the definition of Favouritism!

Religious people are the DUMBEST group of people on earth.
@bolded… na so Pastor Chris tell his gullible zombie worshippers say he has never swallowed anything called medicine/drugs in life not even paracetamol..
I swear, These werey pastors get personal medical doctor wey dey regularly do check up for them,,, infact na for their house doctor go come give them better treatment,,,,, but dem go dey deceive their zombie worshippers say dey have never received any treatment in their life,, them go even dey insult doctors grin

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Minsk24: 12:05pm On Apr 11, 2024
The table u wan shake, hmmmm grin

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Minsk24: 12:06pm On Apr 11, 2024
Daniel7543:
@bolded… na so Pastor Chris tell his gullible zombie worshippers say he has never swallowed anything called medicine/drugs in life not even paracetamol..
These werey pastors go dey visit medical doctors for check up on a low,,, infact na for their house doctor go come give them better treatment,,,,, but dem go dey deceive their zombie worshippers say dey have never received any treatment in their life,,
grin grin grin

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Obierika(m): 2:14pm On Apr 11, 2024
I this suggestion

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ReacherSaidNoth: 5:04pm On Apr 11, 2024
They will soon attack you because their brains have been scrubbed free of sense. The average Nigerian christian is a special kind of dumb.

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flokii: 5:52pm On Apr 11, 2024
The bible said 'it's appointed for man to die once, after which is judgement'..

Please leave all these false prophets and fake pastors claiming they can raise the dead.
gammarays(m): 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2024
Daniel7543:
Make them carry junior pope body go Winners or Christ Embassy make Bishop Oyedepo or pastor Chris bring am back to life.
na so Oyedepo share one brain washing testimony in his Shiloh program, he said one of his spiritual sons was certified died and was taken to the mortuary,, 2 days after the news got to him, he said they should go back to the mortuary and put the phone on the dead man’s ear,, then began to speak life into him and dat was how he rose up frm the dead.. if u see how the congregation dey shout “Papa the real man of God”
I jejely tell the usher to excuse me say I go house, no be me dem go brain wash… na the last day I enter anything called church.
I swear, Nigerians are gullible foolss,
Since Nigerian churches and pastors are ineffective from your post, won't it be nice to take him to Atheists or traditionalist so they can bring him back to life.
After all we've heard strong stuffs from them as well

If one doesn't work, the other should work 😕
Daniel7543: 8:59pm On Apr 11, 2024
gammarays:

Since Nigerian churches and pastors are ineffective from your post, won't it be nice to take him to Atheists or traditionalist so they can bring him back to life.
After all we've heard strong stuffs from them as well
If one doesn't work, the other should work 😕
see this one wan start to dey attack me… Atheist and traditionalist no dey cap the way una werey pastors dey cap..
If E sure for ur pastor make e raise junior pope .

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Nonexisting1: 9:28pm On Apr 11, 2024
gammarays:

Since Nigerian churches and pastors are ineffective from your post, won't it be nice to take him to Atheists or traditionalist so they can bring him back to life.
After all we've heard strong stuffs from them as well

If one doesn't work, the other should work 😕
Atheists and traditionalists never claim to bring dead people back to life, only pastors did. I agree with the poster. They should not bother taking him to them, they should simply dial Oyedepo's phone and put the phone in the dead man's ear there at the mortuary. I'm not trying to mock the dead, I'm only trying to expand the ministries of our miracle working pastors.

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FRANCISTOWN: 9:39pm On Apr 11, 2024
gammarays:

Since Nigerian churches and pastors are ineffective from your post, won't it be nice to take him to Atheists or traditionalist so they can bring him back to life.
After all we've heard strong stuffs from them as well

If one doesn't work, the other should work 😕
Use your common sense now. Even if you don't have, borrow from your neighbours now. Since when have atheists claim to have any special powers to raise people from the dead?

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Daniel7543: 9:49pm On Apr 11, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:

Use your common sense now. Even if you don't have, borrow from your neighbours now. Since when have atheists claim to have any special powers to raise people from the dead?
u dey mind am?
na one of the zombie I dey talk abt be dat.. Pastor don deceive am finish

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gammarays(m): 10:08pm On Apr 11, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:

Use your common sense now. Even if you don't have, borrow from your neighbours now. Since when have atheists claim to have any special powers to raise people from the dead?
Atheists don't need to claim it
If Junior Pope rises from the dead, it's good for the society and his family.
We're more interested in bringing him back to life than who does it

You need the sense more
gammarays(m): 10:10pm On Apr 11, 2024
Nonexisting1:
Atheists and traditionalists never claim to bring dead people back to life, only pastors did. I agree with the poster. They should not bother taking him to them, they should simply dial Oyedepo's phone and put the phone in the dead man's ear there at the mortuary. I'm not trying to mock the dead, I'm only trying to expand the ministries of our miracle working pastors.
Now what matters to everyone is bringing him back to life not who claims or doesn't
We've seen Traditionalist and Atheists claim to possess powers and other stuffs
gammarays(m): 10:13pm On Apr 11, 2024
Daniel7543:
see this one wan start to dey attack me… Atheist and traditionalist no dey cap the way una werey pastors dey cap..
If E sure for ur pastor make e raise junior pope .
They say Dogs that bite seldomly bark so they can still raise him from the dead

We no need cap we need action. if our pastors failed ,others shouldn't
Felabrity: 10:40pm On Apr 11, 2024
You want cast my pastor?

Respect yourself young man
Sapasenator: 2:12am On Apr 12, 2024
Namaster:
The worst part is that you'll find highly educated men and women in their congregation. And they'll believe it.

Ask for evidence and they'll scream that "the body of christ is under attack".

I DETEST all religious leaders, especially pastors. They WILFULLY deceive people. They'll have a personal Doctor but sell anointing oils to for healing.

They use psychology and storytelling to manipulate people.

Also, the entire service is structured in such a way that are put in a highly suggestive mood. That's why they'll sing praise and worship before the pastor comes to fill the head witg his bullshhiit sermon.

Plus, it's INSANE that people believe that someone has a more DIRECT line of to a god that loves everyone EQUALLY.

That's the definition of Favouritism!

Religious people are the DUMBEST group of people on earth.

I stopped attending churches because of the emotional manipulations.

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