NewStats: 3,262,827 , 8,178,275 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 05:30 PM 5w6u20

Wahala dey o

And na Emilokan dey Abuja sef

Lol

Hungerbadoo:
Robbers came to my neighbourhood on sunday morning robbing from one house to another between 3:20am-5:00am in the morning. They first robbed a nearby house with no security fence where they collected two hundred thousand naira, and also went away with pepperd stew. Next is my kinsman's home where they tied him up and also made away with his laptop, phones and a Tvs motorcycle.

Another neighbour was not spared as he was stabbed on different parts of his body and left to die.

I've made up my mind to relocate from the area immediately my rent is due before it's too late.


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Are you okay? You wrote without mentioning the Area. Is Abuja an Area

YoshihideSuga:




Terrible! My utmost sympathies. Which area in Uyo?

Nwaniba

You had time to be typing this instead of calling police

Rahkman:
that place no be Abuja abeg

It's true! It's Lagos!

Hungerbadoo:
Robbers came to my neighbourhood on sunday morning robbing from one house to another between 3:20am-5:00am in the morning. They first robbed a nearby house with no security fence where they collected two hundred thousand naira, and also went away with pepperd stew. Next is my kinsman's home where they tied him up and also made away with his laptop, phones and a Tvs motorcycle.

Another neighbour was not spared as he was stabbed on different parts of his body and left to die.

I've made up my mind to relocate from the area immediately my rent is due before it's too late.


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You even want to wait until your rent is due you never ready

Rahkman:
that place no be Abuja abeg

But the residents are still human beings.

Iamicekid:


Nyanya is nassarawa boss, a lot of places people tag as Abuja is not Abuja if not that the road in Abuja is good that’s why unna dey use kilometers mention am se it’s not far but in reality it actually is

Oga NYANYA is Abuja, from mopol bus stop down is nass, while from there up is Abuja

NYANYA Karu are under Abuja

thief dun dey steal peppered stew... ebi n pa thief sef

Hunger in the land. Serious one

Stay safe ooo

Tallesty1:



During Buhari's first Tenure, a thief broke into my kitchen just a day after I restocked, he took everything except onions and potatoes.

He then ate the rice I cooked to his fill then used my food flask to carry the rest.

laugh nearly kill me when day break.

What makes me laugh the most is how people wrestle for food is parties. My various experience has been since childhood.

Iamicekid:


Nyanya is nassarawa boss, a lot of places people tag as Abuja is not Abuja if not that the road in Abuja is good that’s why unna dey use kilometers mention am se it’s not far but in reality it actually is

You sold it to Nassarawa right??

Please use your Google map to avoid spilling nonsense with so much confidence.

oglalasioux:


Nyanya is Abuja. It's less than 10 kilometres to the seat of power, Aso Rock. That Nyanya is intermingled with Nassarawa State doesn't take that status away.

Nyanya is in Nassarawa and not FCT, same as Mararaba

onlinestaff247:
I stayed at Orange Market, Nasarawa and later packed to Area C, Nyanya.

Categorically speaking, Nyanya is in Abuja...From Checking point after Nyanya Abuja down is Mararaba - Orange Market - One Man Village - Masaka - Winners Road, all in Nasarawa...Therefore, Nyanya is the last settlement on that axis and it functions like a border before crossing into Nasarawa state.

Opposite Nyanya is Jikwoyi - Karishi - Orozo which is also in Abuja.

I stayed in Abuja for 11 years.

You guys disputing should stop it as I'm an authority on this matter.

Authority on top just 11years
We weh come be indigenes of one of the two places nkor

oglalasioux:


Google could have helped you but you chose to be emotional. Nyanya is under the FCT not Nassarawa State. Nassarawa state starts at Mopol Junction just by AA Rano filling station. By the way, Nassarawa State is closer to Abuja than Gwarimpa Estate. Don't let the heavy traffic decieve you.

Nyanya nearer to Abuja than Gwarimpa? Excuse me while I laugh
That's what you heard not seen
Nyanya IS in Nasarawa state

ogil:
Abuja of all people

obidient zombs trying there best to demarket Abuja and Nigeria...

Safe*

Don't Mention *Wink*

gwint:
No were is save in Nigeria

oglalasioux:


Google could have helped you but you chose to be emotional. Nyanya is under the FCT not Nassarawa State. Nassarawa state starts at Mopol Junction just by AA Rano filling station. By the way, Nassarawa State is closer to Abuja than Gwarimpa Estate. Don't let the heavy traffic decieve you.

Na you be my FCT Google map. Where I go find Haijya, that milf with wide load?

Hungerbadoo:
Robbers came to my neighbourhood on sunday morning robbing from one house to another between 3:20am-5:00am in the morning. They first robbed a nearby house with no security fence where they collected two hundred thousand naira, and also went away with pepperd stew. Next is my kinsman's home where they tied him up and also made away with his laptop, phones and a Tvs motorcycle.

Another neighbour was not spared as he was stabbed on different parts of his body and left to die.

I've made up my mind to relocate from the area immediately my rent is due before it's too late.


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Cooked up story

bukhety:

It's true! It's Lagos!

Very apt

Rahkman:
that place no be Abuja abeg

For peace to reign, Nyanya dey for Benue State. It's obvious that someone is confusing New Nyanya with Nyanya. By virtue of being in Abuja Municipal Area Council, Nyanya has more bragging right than Kubwa, Gwagwalada, etc. Enough said!

ogbonti, these are the things we always tell you about. Nigeria is not safe. Please, desist from going after those who want to leave behind this country.

You need to apologize to all the people you have been trolling in the travel section, only then I will leave you alone.

You have had your fair share of diaspora as you claimed, but you want others to live in Nigeria and get killed, kidnapped and slaughter by arm robbers and herdsmen in Nigeria. How wicked can you be?

FLYFIRE:

Nyanya nearer to Abuja than Gwarimpa? Excuse me while I laugh
That's what you heard not seen
Nyanya IS in Nasarawa state

What he's trying to imply is that there are some places in Nasarawa that's closer to Abuja metropolis than Gwarimpa.

Iamicekid:


Nyanya is nassarawa boss, a lot of places people tag as Abuja is not Abuja if not that the road in Abuja is good that’s why unna dey use kilometers mention am se it’s not far but in reality it actually is

Nyanya is under AMAC abuja, stop saying what u don't know

Hungerbadoo:
Nyaya

Oh! Is it the Nyaya that sing kukere?

Hungerbadoo:
Nyaya

You should have said Nassarawa state.

Nyanya no be Abuja bros

OGA Nyanya is abj cos the three standing poles isn't extended to that extent

Iamicekid:


Nyanya is nassarawa boss, a lot of places people tag as Abuja is not Abuja if not that the road in Abuja is good that’s why unna dey use kilometers mention am se it’s not far but in reality it actually is

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