NewStats: 3,265,320 , 8,186,372 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 12:22 PM 1s5m4m

Mrtaye:

Read carefully he never said fan air entered the wardrobe ook

i hear u reader. Fan Air dey enter ur own closed wardrobe abi? The wardrobe nor get 🚪 🚪 rite ?

crackhouse:
So the wardrobe was that big for a 1 bedroom flat? That u were sitting and standing anyhow inside it..

crackhouse:
So the wardrobe was that big for a 1 bedroom flat? That u were sitting and standing anyhow inside it..

Maybe when next I visit I will take a picture, I no fit force your brain to believe by text

ipobarecriminals:

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Op you self don try for love
But wait, you mean all this happened in this year 2024?

Op is describing himself as if he is as tiny as minced meat.

Kid.U remind me bout lapastor (can't recollect his name in those 80s jagua. The character lapastor hide under the table but u hide inside inside a wardrobe for that long without air/ventilation .Keep deceiving yourself and yo gullible fellows.Kid

Poccetino1:



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ipobarecriminals:
Kid.U remind me bout lapastor (can't recollect his name in those 80s jagua. The character lapastor hide under the table but u hide inside inside a wardrobe for that long without air/ventilation .Keep deceiving yourself and yo gullible fellows.Kid

Type in English bro, I don’t understand French

E no funny bro. E still get one babe like that when I visit back then, Omo, na so the babe mother drive come o, na once I hide for back of chair and the girl mother cun sit down for the chair when I hide for back. Omo, no be small thing man don face o.

shagasha:
Continue with your fabricated story...

you dey craz, let's hear the story finish na

Poccetino1:
CONTINUATION

How do you expect me to go home around 12:30am, even police station closes by 11pm because of security reasons. How do you expect me to walk home that late when Fulani herdsmen Dey on rampage. I told her that I was comfortable in the closet (I no Dey go anywhere)

I no get ransom money and I no get strength to argue with herdsmen wey carry gun. I could hear her laugh after reading my response.

I couldn’t sleep that night because I know I will snore and move around in that wardrobe like giant rat. Around 8am her mom went to the toilet to shower and get ready for work.

Omo na so I carry my property comot from the wardrobe o. My GF asked me to give her her gifts, which gift? The one wey I don chop ?

My girl opened the door led and I left in one piece. The rest is history. 🫡🫡

funny you! You just make me laugh unnecesery this night 😂😂😂😂😂

Poccetino1:


Type in English bro, I don’t understand French

Ask the Elderly one in ur compound
to translate yo lies to Portuguese..I dnt understand yo English lies nada

And I believe the girl's mother was on the bed without her clothes on and as she was sleeping, she opened her vee carelessly.

I don't trust you...you might have spied on her!

ipobarecriminals:
i hear u reader. Fan Air dey enter ur own closed wardrobe abi? The wardrobe nor get 🚪 🚪 rite ?

You be olodo true true😀

kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. ...

Mrtaye post.=128528071:

You be olodo true true😀

U are dumb upstairs .I pity ur parents and ur destiny

alade26632:
kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. kid.U sat inside a locked wardrobe for that long hours and celling fan oscillating air managed entered the wardrobe right? U are as dumb with ur lies. ...

God bless u alade26632.Mrtaye ,cone and see sensible man here. .MrTaye,can u show us ur wardrobe 🤪 if u have one.Hide inside it and tell ur kehinde to snap u if you'll kpai inside.

ipobarecriminals:
U are dumb upstairs .I pity ur parents and ur destiny

Seriously speaking ooo honestly you are olodo and I also wonder how you made your grades in school.... you probably sorted your way out of school.....the reason is because you lack reading comprehension and it's not possible for someone with reading comprehension defect to any examination so definitely you sorted your way out of school

ipobarecriminals:
God bless u alade26632.Mrtaye ,cone and see sensible man here. .MrTaye,can u show us ur wardrobe 🤪 if u have one.Hide inside it and tell ur kehinde to snap u if you'll kpai inside.

Olodo di meji or olodo n gbolodo pon

Mrtaye:

Seriously speaking ooo honestly you are olodo and I also wonder how you made your grades in school.... you probably sorted your way out of school.....the reason is because you lack reading comprehension and it's not possible for someone with reading comprehension defect to any examination so definitely you sorted your way out of school

kid.If u can't explain how air managed to entered a closed wardrobe, yo certificate, if u have one is questionable.

Mrtaye:

Olodo di meji or olodo n gbolodo pon

Slow kid.Tell us how u get air while u locked urself inside wardrobe .Just explain that and I'll send u usd200 to feed ur hungry self

ipobarecriminals:
U are dumb upstairs .I pity ur parents and ur destiny

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ipobarecriminals:
kid.If u can't explain how air managed to entered a closed wardrobe, yo certificate, if u have one is questionable.

You're not smart enough to figure out the op..the essence of the ceiling fan in this context the noise of the ceiling fan afforded him the opportunity move his body and position in the wardrobe but immediately nepa took light the noise of the fan stopped and he couldn't move or change his position to avoid noise that will arouse suspicion........ apparently you didn't do literature in English or you just have deficiency of comprehension

ipobarecriminals:
Slow kid.Tell us how u get air while u locked urself inside wardrobe .Just explain that and I'll send u usd200 to feed ur hungry self

I already did that's why I said you ain't smart not to know the essence of the noisy fan

Yoy didnt sleep not to talk about snoring, you ddint fart neither did you urinate for 13 hours. please, you qualify for Guiness book of lying. and the mother did not use the wardrobe for over 13 hours? she didnt use here nightie?

Mrtaye:

I already did that's why I said you ain't smart not to know the essence of the noisy fan

Noisy fan .Good to know the type of fan in ur 1 room

Poccetino1:


Na all your babes momsy you don meet ?

Next time stop hiding. The worst thing that can happen is she will rebuke u and forbid u from visiting again. But hiding there like a rat if she mistake catch u even that babe go fit deny knowing u oo. Nairaland front page we go see armed robber when hide for people wardrobe dey wait to launch attack. U for suffer. Weight both consequences and make a better decision next time. Na visit u visit her u weren't caught pants down on top her na!

Poccetino1:


Maybe when next I visit I will take a picture, I no fit force your brain to believe by text

So you even de plan to go again..
This time na inside drum u go sleep.
I just de imagine say u come see snake inside the wardrobe