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How to Get a Wife, Girlfriend or Friends with Benefit on TikTok

I'll give examples with pictures of girls.

Some men don't know how to get a woman online, so I made this post for you on how to comment on a woman's post on TikTok to get her attention faster than anyone so that you'll chat with her privately.

For this to work, make sure that video doesn't have more than 50 comments. The lesser the number of comments, the better.

If you like how she looks but the video of her you saw has too many comments, click her profile and find a video of her with less than 50 or less than 10 comments and start your game. Zero comment is even better.

What you do is simple. Drop a comment that bothers around sexual innuendo, humor, and mystery. Don't use naughty words, but insinuate naughtiness.

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Example 1: This girl has no comment yet, but I know most men will start worshiping, adulating, and telling her how beautiful she is yada yada and this will get into her head and she'll start acting as if she's the prize and every man wants her. With all these compliments, she'll disobey men. Don't be among these men.

To get her attention, don't worship or offend her — just use light humor and naughtiness and she'll get the message loud and clear than those SIMPs.

My comment is:  Your gate is fine. Open it for me lemme come inside the compound and charge my phone. No light in my area.

As the bad boy that you are, what would your comment be?

Example 2: The flower at your back is having a better view than us. That is cheating and unfair. I'm not happy. I need to sue you for wickedness.

When she sees it, she'll know what I'm talking about and she'll laugh. I have imprinted something in her head and she knows I have a sense of humor. What's next? She'll follow me wherever I take the conversation to by maintaining total control.

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Example 3: Your boss is watching you ladies shaking your Bayelsan asses through the transparent door. You didn't even see him.

Look at the SIMPing comment below.

I don't like talking about how beautiful or endowed a girl is—I prefer talking about what's on her body or the environment.

Why did I make this comment? I saw the word "Reception" at the top of that glass door and I knew it's a hotel or restaurant and their dress code looks similar, so they're probably co-workers, hence I came up with that line.

The reason I added "Bayelsan asses" is to generate argument and laughter. I don't know the state they're from, but I wanted her to deny that she isn't from Bayelsa and from there, I'll know her state and lead the conversation from there. In 6 minutes, she liked my comment and replied with, "Lol seriously?"

I'm not a womaniser, so I won't even reply her again, but if I want, trust me, she'll be mine in no time even if she's in a serious relationship. Women just love cheating with a naughty bad guy who has a sense of humor and doesn't kiss and tell.

Finally, don't pay for sex. It's free on TikTok. The highest you'll spend is on transport after ing on video call she's the one.

There are too many beautiful, lonely, single and ready to mingle women online. They pray to God to find you. As the prize that you are, go and rescue those girls with your d*ck, not your money. Money is a bonus and for investment.

To know more on how to chat with women and get them flowing and addicted, read the book ChátDicted.

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iLegendd:


You'll thank me later. If you need the free version, quote this post with your email or WhatsApp number.

Need it

woginid967:


Need it

Drop email or WhatsApp.

woginid967:


Need it

And as the first commenter, I'll send you 1k card. Are you sure you're the first to comment? If you don't need to card, mention someone you want me to give it to. Offer expires the moment 6PM AFCON match starts.

iLegendd:
Drop email or WhatsApp.

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iLegendd:
Drop email or WhatsApp.

Thanks boss... Received

Viktori:


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iLegendd:


As the bad boy that you are, what would your comment be?

To be sincere, if a man comments that on my post, I'll be disgusted. He's definitely a creep🤢

iLegendd:
And as the first commenter, I'll send you 1k card. Are you sure you're the first to comment? If you don't need to card, mention someone you want me to give it to. Offer expires the moment 6PM AFCON match starts.

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iLegendd:


You'll thank me later. If you need the free version, quote this post with your email or WhatsApp number.

ok

iLegendd:
Example 2: The flower at your back is having a better view than us. That is cheating and unfair. I'm not happy. I need to sue you for wickedness.

When she sees it, she'll know what I'm talking about and she'll laugh. I have imprinted something in her head and she knows I have a sense of humor. What's next? She'll follow me wherever I take the conversation to by maintaining total control.

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after all that, if u look wretched and poor she will not laugh. the only secret of getting nigerian girls is DiNERo

AoifeNightfall:


To be sincere, if a man comments that on my post, I'll be disgusted. He's definitely a creep🤢

Exactly what every smart woman says, yet it never fails to work on them. When psychology is being analyzed it always feels weird and we humans always say, "It will never work on me." I'm not an excepting. What a woman says is not mostly what she means or what works on her.

I don't like light skinned guys, but 2 months later, her new boyfriend is a light skinned guy. I don't like dark skinned guys, but 3 weeks later, the guy she cheated with is the darkest and she's already in love with him.

So, analyzing gender psychology is never pretty. I don't like doing it because it's disgusting.

If politicians start analyzing how they deceive us to vote for them publicly, we, the voters, will say, "I'll never vote for this person." This is why no sensible politician will ever reveal his mind and why it works because it's creepy and disgusting. Creepy American movies get more sales and views.

If musicians tell us the creepy ritual they perform, incantations they do when they release their songs, you'll shed tear at what people do. It's demonic and creepy. It's utterly disgusting, yet those songs blow more than the holy ones.

My sister or brother, these creepy and disgusting things are what work now. Trust me. I don't advocate them, but they work like magic. In chatting, I do advocate them because it's better than, hello beautiful? How are you? Have you eaten? etc.

jsp0:


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If I don't send to you now, in your success story later in life, I'll be among the people you'll abuse and say, "There was this Nairalander called iLegend. I asked him for help, ordinary 1k card, but he refused. He thought I wouldn't make it. Look at me now."

Anyway, I'll send it.

iLegendd:
Exactly what every smart woman says, yet it never fails to work on them. When psychology is being analyzed it always feels weird and we humans always say, "It will never work on me." I'm not an excepting. What a woman says is not mostly what she means or what works on her.

I don't like light skinned guys, but 2 months later, her new boyfriend is a light skinned guy. I don't like dark skinned guys, but 3 weeks later, the guy she cheated with is the darkest and she's already in love with him.

So, analyzing gender psychology is never pretty. I don't like doing it because it's disgusting.

If politicians start analyzing how they deceive us to vote for them publicly, we, the voters, will say, "I'll never vote for this person." This is why no sensible politician will ever reveal his mind and why it works because it's creepy and disgusting. Creepy American movies get more sales and views.

If musicians tell us the creepy ritual they perform, incantations they do when they release their songs, you'll shed tear at what people do. It's demonic and creepy. It's utterly disgusting, yet those songs blow more than the holy ones.

My sister or brother, these creepy and disgusting things are what work now. Trust me. I don't advocate them, but they work like magic. In chatting, I do advocate them because it's better than, hello beautiful? How are you? Have you eaten? etc.

u wan turn people to perverts

abba190:
after all that, if u look wretched and poor she will not laugh. the only secret of getting nigerian girls is DiNERo

Who told you to be poor? What were you doing when your mates were turning their fun on social media to wealth?

Even your chats with women can be turned to money. Think and grow rich.

abba190:
u wan turn people to perverts

People are already perverts by default. Who taught you how to watch p*rn and touch your d**k? Your uncle?

jsp0:


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Sent, Sir.

iLegendd:
Who told you to be poor? What were you doing when your mates were turning their fun on social media to wealth?

Even your chats with women can be turned to money. Think and grow rich.

i dont wanna scam any woman

iLegendd:


You'll thank me later. If you need the free version, quote this post with your email or WhatsApp number.

Boss Abeg I need am 0800

abba190:
i dont wanna scam any woman

Dishonest people like you hurt women more.

SkengRay:
Boss Abeg I need am 0800269

No, Sir.

iLegendd:
Dishonest people like you hurt women more.

i am not dishonest

iLegendd:
No, Sir.

Why na

SkengRay:
Why na

Because no is the best answer on Nairaland. Every man must learn how to use that word if they want to be successful.

iLegendd:
Because no is the best answer on Nairaland.

Chief Abeg .

Once in a while, remove innuendo and use only humor like the ones below. You can read the free version of the book at https://withkoji.com/@joeclef

In this digital age, getting people's attention is about saying what others aren't saying. Keeping the attention is about doing what others aren't doing. It may seem creepy or disgusting, but as long as others aren't doing it, it's unique and refreshing to the person.