NewStats: 3,261,551 , 8,174,365 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 04:05 PM 1m1373

Nairaland! Daily dropping man IQ.....

iLegendd:
BigBlackPreek (2k card as first commenter)
abba190 (nothing — second commenter)
SuperOnyi (1k card as third commenter)

Giveaway expires at 11:59 PM.

Thanks alot boss.

Please don't be mad at my request but I would prefer to get it in my Bleep 🙏, thank you.

XXXXXXXXXX
Bleep

abba190:
abeg

ledgendd is broke.

abba190:
abeg

Big man like you. Someone as broke as I am can't give you what will be equal to your 5 seconds rate. You big 2k card.

SuperOnyi:







Thanks alot boss.

Please don't be mad at my request but I would prefer to get it in my UBA 🙏, thank you.

I decided to add extra 1k, so I sent 2.

Nicepoker:
ledgendd is broke.

100% VeryBrokeMan.

Nigeria wey people dey suffer left and right na him you want make person brag say him rich? Anybody who brags in this regime is looking for enemies they can't handle. Humility and focus is the only way to survive this tenure.

Even when you have, always claim you don't. When you don't, still claim you don't.

Just brag and watch your DM filled up with financial requests. Me wey broke like this. Shishi, I no get.

There is no food at home self.

iLegendd:
I decided to add extra 1k, so I sent 2.

I'm so grateful, sir. I was about to tell you there was a mistake. I really appreciate you boss, thank you... Thank you 🙏. Thank you. I'm so happy! Thank you.

Hmm! The kind of sound I'm hearing, it feels like rain is warming up for the first time this year in my zone.

💯

Lol. Aswear this thread gat me laughing so hard. Even ay show no reach this one.
that abba190 guy gat me wondering.. Do people still chase clout this 2024 when there's money and peace of mind to be pursued. Anyways me self go like get card if e go reach me boss 09021925148

Simp

iLegendd:
Drop your number lemme send you 2k card. You're probably bigger than that, but let's start from there.

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Pls help me with card too. if u can. Thanks

iLegendd:
BigBlackPreek (2k card as first commenter)
abba190 (nothing — second commenter)
SuperOnyi (1k card as third commenter)

Giveaway expires at 11:59 PM.

Pls help me with some airtime too. God bless you bro

Boss ilegendd ,make I chop from your generosity

iLegendd:
Hmm! The kind of sound I'm hearing, it feels like rain is warming up for the first time this year in my zone.

rain already fell here in ogun state yesterday and one kind mad wind

Agbaje1246:
Boss ilegendd ,make I chop from your generosity

Me generous? You've probably mistaken me for someone else. I stingy and broke die.

iLegendd:
Me generous? You've probably mistaken me for someone else. I stingy and broke die.

Jah go help us all boss

Switinthemiddle:
rain already fell here in ogun state yesterday and one kind mad wind

Wow! But if the rain is heavy here, this people fit take this light. For more than 4-6 months now, 1kg gas I bought hasn't finished. All thanks to constant light. Even though I wish for rain, I don't want heavy rain to avoid expenses on gas, fuel, etc. This is the year of saving, not spending.

Agbaje1246:

Jah go help us all boss

Amen!

The coins I'm trading are pumping. If you're not into crypto or forex as a man, you dey miss.

Don't get me wrong, real estate and other offline businesses are great, but damn, crypto just gives you joy after you've mastered the painful side of it. If I lie, ask Don Jazzy.

iLegendd:
The coins I'm trading are pumping. If you're not into crypto or forex as a man, you dey miss.

Don't get me wrong, real estate and other offline businesses are great, but damn, crypto just gives you joy after you've mastered the painful side of it. If I lie, ask Don Jazzy.

Forex is more like betting

iLegendd:


1. The Nonentity: — this is a man who had no option of getting another woman. If he sends her packing, it will take 10-15 years before he can be able to get another woman. What's the cause? Lack of money or absence of some physical features. Low self-esteem or low self-worth.

2. The Scrôtum: — This is a man that has committed crime(s) that will put him in jail for life or attract death penalty and only the woman knows about it. If he leaves her, she'll spill the bean. Example: Will Smith. It doesn't matter how alpha you are—as long as she's holding you in your scrotum with your secrets, you can't afford to let her go even if she cheats. The moment you dare, the whole world will know what you've been hiding. So, you'll have to treat her like a queen even when she cheats or you'll have to sniff life out of her—this leads you to the same trouble you were trying to avoid JAIL. Will Smith is not a SIMP—Jada knows one of his scary secrets, so he can't let her go to avoid trouble.

3. The Forgiving SIMP: These are men that have been spiritually put in a bottle or they are addicted to sex with her and even when she cheats, they can't let go because all he has tasted in his life, none gives him such an amazing pleasure as hers. For this, he never lets her go even when she misbehaves, cheats, or acts toxic.

Bonus for Married Men:

The Long Way: This kind of man already has all the children he wanted and he has bragged to lots of his buddies about how his woman has never cheated on him.

Everyone respects the man and how he was able to hold down a great family like his without divorce for more than 20 years. People look up to him as a mentor.

Now she has cheated, but he can't let anyone know because it will bring shame to him, to his children (knowing that their mom is a whóre and a public toilet), etc. and the man will lose respect among his peers and neighbours.

Everyone will secretly gossip him of being a 2-minute man in bed with a small rod that's why the wife cheated with a man who can handle her rough like a real G.

With this, this man never lets anyone know his wife cheated because they've come a long way.

The family will stand, but he'll become a little abusive and will start drinking or smoking to kill his pains, betrayer, disrespect, and depression.

He may start beating her once in a while, but the children won't know why. They'll be on their mother's side without having an idea of the real cause of their dad's anger.

The funny thing is, even though she has been caught and has promised the husband not to do it again, she'll still do it again as long as the man she cheated with is endowed and great in bed. #Fact!

Pleasure, through sex, has a spirit that makes women not to keep your promises. When the urge comes, she'll subdue it for weeks or months, but one day, she'll say to herself, "I have tried in holding back. I have kept my promise for months, so let me go take one and I'll make sure I don't get caught this time around."

She'll do it again, but this time, she'll never be caught.

If you manage to catch her again, she'll shed tears, emotionally blackmail you and blame you for not giving her the attention and the kind of sex you used to give her when you two started dating. She'll blame every damn thing on you.

You'll learn!

Women should know that we men have pride and ego. We don't forgive a cheating partner (girlfriend or wife) even if it's just a romantic or erotiç text message she exchanged with an irer via chat and she tells him I love you or calls him my love.

This alone, we consider it cheating and we'll never forget or forgive you even if we haven't married you. We may pretend to have forgiven you, but it's a lie.

Only those 4 men I listed above forgive, the rest don't.

98% of men will prefer to go to Hell than forgive a cheating woman. When a woman cheats, in a man's mind, what it means is

1. Humiliation
2. Disrespect
3. You make him feel his dxxx is too small
4. You make him feel he's not great in bed
5. You make him feel he's not handsome, tall, or muscular enough
6. You make him feel he's broke or not romantic enough
7. You've just downgraded and degraded him and no single man likes that feeling, etc.

The moment you make a man feel broke and disrespected as a woman (through cheating), it's game over. He will revenge—it's just a matter of time. It's called slow poison.

The best thing I have read on this forum, this year

iLegendd:
100% VeryBrokeMan.

Nigeria wey people dey suffer left and right na him you want make person brag say him rich? Anybody who brags in this regime is looking for enemies they can't handle. Humility and focus is the only way to survive this tenure.

Even when you have, always claim you don't. When you don't, still claim you don't.

Just brag and watch your DM filled up with financial requests. Me wey broke like this. Shishi, I no get.

There is no food at home self.

legendd I will believe a cripple on a wheelchair with dirty shoes. I can deduce you ain't broke

iLegendd:
100% VeryBrokeMan.

Nigeria wey people dey suffer left and right na him you want make person brag say him rich? Anybody who brags in this regime is looking for enemies they can't handle. Humility and focus is the only way to survive this tenure.

Even when you have, always claim you don't. When you don't, still claim you don't.

Just brag and watch your DM filled up with financial requests. Me wey broke like this. Shishi, I no get.

There is no food at home self.

I learnt this the very hard way, this past Christmas, everyone was billing me...so then I ghost all man and ran away.

Right now...I don the broke gang. The goal this period is to dey low key and enjoy...even if you think you have enough, you will find out that your enough is not enough for all the billings from all and sundry.

iLegendd:
The coins I'm trading are pumping. If you're not into crypto or forex as a man, you dey miss.

Don't get me wrong, real estate and other offline businesses are great, but damn, crypto just gives you joy after you've mastered the painful side of it. If I lie, ask Don Jazzy.

When I don get funds for trading nah you go kuku teach me.

orohbirodeysmel:


I learnt this the very hard way, this past Christmas, everyone was billing me...so then I ghost all man and ran away.

Right now...I don the broke gang. The goal this period is to dey low key and enjoy...even if you think you have enough, you will find out that your enough is not enough for all the billings from all and sundry.

Na Portable format I dey use now. Everybody is my boss. The moment someone starts calling you a boss in Nigeria, just know that you're owing the person money or time (to teach them something for free as the boss that you are).

Invariably, time na still money. So, las las, as a boss, you're owing.

Solution? Low key just as you did. Me no dey my main WhatsApp 1 month to Christmas. I'll go back on 27th of January or Feb.

With the way the government wants everyone to be poor, you have to project and invest whatever you have so that you can help others when the time is right.

Any small show off, you go chop insult and these people wey dey insult you go still bill you with their alternate . If you refuse to roger, they become your permanent enemy and spread lies about you.

When they finally make it in life and they're giving a motivational speech, they'll talk about you, how they begged you and you refused. They'll continue painting you as evil in their memoirs and stories.

So, as a wise man, either you stay low key, don't snap close to your new car, don't take a picture that'll show 3-4 camera phone, etc. or always be the first to complain of lack of money so that someone who has an intention to ask won't even bother.

In this period, it's better they call you broke and you accept it with your full chest than try to prove you're not.

We are all owing humanity sha, but just make sure you pay your debt at the right time and not when it will inconvenience your finances, health, peace of mind or plans/projects.

Lucasinho:



Forex is more like betting

Maybe, but I won't say. I'm just a crypto nerd.

iLegendd:
Na Portable format I dey use now. Everybody is my boss. The moment someone starts calling you a boss in Nigeria, just know that you're owing the person money or time (to teach them something for free as the boss that you are).

Invariably, time na still money. So, las las, as a boss, you're owing.

Solution? Low key just as you did. Me no dey my main WhatsApp 1 month to Christmas. I'll go back on 27th of January or Feb.

With the way the government wants everyone to be poor, you have to project and invest whatever you have so that you can help others when the time is right.

Any small show off, you go chop insult and these people wey dey insult you go still bill you with their alternate . If you refuse to roger, they become your permanent enemy and spread lies about you.

When they finally make it in life and they're giving a motivational speech, they'll talk about you, how they begged you and you refused. They'll continue painting you as evil in their memoirs and stories.

So, as a wise man, either you stay low key, don't snap close to your new car, don't take a picture that'll show 3-4 camera phone, etc. or always be the first to complain of lack of money so that someone who has an intention to ask won't even bother.

In this period, it's better they call you broke and you accept it with your full chest than try to prove you're not.

We are all owing humanity sha, but just make sure you pay your debt at the right time and not when it will inconvenience your finances, health, peace of mind or plans/projects.

Word

BigBlackPreek:
This is serious but just the undiluted truth

Time is 10:59 and I haven't gotten your number. It expires at 11:59 PM.

iLegendd:
Changed my mind. Lemme choose the second or third commenter.

chose me too

iLegendd:
Time is 10:59 and I haven't gotten your number. It expires at 11:59 PM.

iLegendd:
Time is 10:59 and I haven't gotten your number. It expires at 11:59 PM.

Boss ilegendd..

Make 1k reach my side abeg, ma use am dey look front...
Who I wan tell say I no get shishi like this... 🤦