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Antihypocrite: 7:55pm On Jan 01, 2024
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


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Uchenna10(m): 8:10pm On Jan 01, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

Dey play......u think say na church or library u de ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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HeatSeeker(m): 8:11pm On Jan 01, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

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Jeon(f): 8:21pm On Jan 01, 2024
Uchenna10:

Dey play......u think say na church or library u de ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
No mind them. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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Animegirl(f): 8:26pm On Jan 01, 2024
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

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LikeAking: 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

You canโ€™t just live it the first time.

Itโ€™s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.

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emdis: 8:34pm On Jan 01, 2024

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Humorme2(f): 8:35pm On Jan 01, 2024
LikeAking:


You canโ€™t just live it the first time.

Itโ€™s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.




Why should "club" grow with him?? Lol

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Antihypocrite: 8:36pm On Jan 01, 2024
Uchenna10:


Dey play......u think say na church or library u de ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Hahahaha. Comrade I think say na church I dey o

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Antihypocrite: 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2024
LikeAking:


You canโ€™t just live it the first time.

Itโ€™s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.


I get ur point, but at least something must interest me enough to take me back there.

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SkengRay: 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2024
LikeAking:


You canโ€™t just live it the first time.

Itโ€™s like that..

It has to grow with you..

Ur type go sabi give up on life very quick.

Manchi no be Chais. Clubbing is really fun apart from the dick measuring By G boys nowadays

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Antihypocrite: 8:40pm On Jan 01, 2024
SkengRay:
Manchi no be Chais. Clubbing is really fun apart from the dick measuring By G boys nowadays

Abi na d club wey dem carry me go?

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SkengRay: 8:43pm On Jan 01, 2024
Antihypocrite:


Abi na d club wey dem carry me go?
Na the Club bros. Give it some tries just like I did too and I be introvert.

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tochez24(m): 8:51pm On Jan 01, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.


It was quite fun when we were growing up but now I don't really find it interesting anymore๐Ÿ˜

I now prefer a LOUNGE insteadโ™‚๏ธ

Where i can be cooling my brain after cracking my brains all dayโš ๏ธ

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Feldie: 10:06pm On Jan 01, 2024
Do people still go to club?

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Coldspice: 10:12pm On Jan 01, 2024
Uchenna10:


Dey play......u think say na church or library u de ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Library sef, noise dey.
There's a club called Library in Victoria Island.

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1Sharon(f): 10:51pm On Jan 01, 2024
You're just not the party type and that's okay.

Why shouldn't shisha be legal ?

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Vinnie2000(m): 10:58pm On Jan 01, 2024
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.

Lolss,

You remind me of a Babe I took out Recently.

It was in the Night and We saw some Call Girls and next thing She said is 'This Olosho Work ehn, I Just dey wonder How e dey be'. shocked

I Laughed hard because It Was Clear that Ashawo dey her Eyes! cool cheesy

Hope Yours is NOT a similar thing? wink lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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BItt: 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2024
It's a funny place. The noise gives me headaches
I have only been there once

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muller101(m): 11:48pm On Jan 01, 2024
Animegirl:
I want to go to a club and see for myself. It seems fun when my friends post on their snap stories.
You will come back with unwanted pregnancy. You think I am joking

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Nicepoker(m): 11:56pm On Jan 01, 2024
muller101:
You will come back with unwanted pregnancy. You think I am joking
That feminist is no longer menstrating so pregnancy is out of it. grin

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OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 12:15am On Jan 02, 2024
Truth be say u no like to dey party or club because if u do, even if u neva high like high tension u shld be happy seeing your fellow countrymen & women happy, rejoicing, smoking, drinking & dancing. Night club no be morning mass.

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gwomdejnr(m): 12:36am On Jan 02, 2024
I concur with your no.4 but dey no want legalise other important things
Juliearth(f): 3:10am On Jan 02, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.




I have never been to a club and never would. I cant stand numbers 4 and 5.

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Gadafii: 5:18am On Jan 02, 2024
First off I donโ€™t really enjoy drinking, so nothing is there for me to do in a club, they sell drinks and waters for ridiculous amounts just to appear luxury and in high deman, drink ye be say most of them na fake oo

Imagine make club dey sell small bottle water 1k, is that not madness, so I would rather use the money to visit natural places , game arcades or paint ball than to go deaf my ears itโ€™s my own money

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Schoolshooter: 5:30am On Jan 02, 2024
Clubbing is literally for man who'res



You're better off chilling on a yacht with vanilla babes or playing video games



At end of clubbing, you waste money and fork who'res who'll infect you with aids or STD if you're lucky

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ITbomb(m): 5:55am On Jan 02, 2024
Noise, coloured lights, alcohol, smoke and STIs

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virginchaser(m): 5:55am On Jan 02, 2024
I really don't know what excited me then? I always took my new cash to strip clubs, paid strippers to give them wild lap dance and by the time we got home they would be all over me. Then, to me it was a wild adventure.

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Vinnie2000(m): 6:16am On Jan 02, 2024
Nicepoker:
That feminist is no longer menstrating so pregnancy is out of it. grin

Some of you Guys Should try use your SENSE plz. undecided undecided

Everytime can't be for display of Tomfoolery! sad

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favour32(m): 7:59am On Jan 02, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.
You go football stadium dey expect make dem nor play football.

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id4sho(m): 8:20am On Jan 02, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.
Dancing and getting high cheesy wink
OloYeOfEgbE: 8:28am On Jan 02, 2024
Antihypocrite:
Guys, what is the fun in clubbing abeg? Few days ago I went to a club. Here is what I observed

1. Some girls hustling to get hook up gigs.
2. Some guys trying so hard to out spend each other.
3. A new job industry has been created for hype men. Whatever that means.
4. How can the smoking of shi sha be legal?
5. You cannot have a good time in a club. It's too noisy
6. I will never go there again.

I'm lost...

Didn't you just say Club?

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