NewStats: 3,262,165 , 8,176,292 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 05:44 AM 4i5g73

Are These People Monitoring Me?

Last 3 months, these light people took our light more than 7 times in a day. I was pissed because my phone was down, so I ordered for 3 powerbanks from different companies. (You know, when light dey always dey, you no go care to charge your phone.)

The moment these powerbanks arrived, they've not taken light. It's more than 2 months now. I have been praying for the light to go, but dem no gree.

Also, I don't even know if my generator is working again because I can't when last I used it.

Today, something good happend. They finally took the light and I was excited. I inserted the cable (my USB cord) on my baby, the powerbank.

I went to turn on the gen to make sure it's still working, but before I could start it, they brought back the light. It's so frustrating.

One day, I know everyone Nigerian will have access to constant light. Though, it may not be free like ours, but there will surely be constant light in Nigeria. It's just a matter of time.

Even though, the Hausas, Yorubas, and Igbos have taken all the juicy positions in these oil companies in our land, make we use the free light carry make mouth out.

I know how much I have saved on gas, kerosine and fuel since 2004. May the gas in this land never run dry so that these gas plants will keep generating us free light in Jesus name.

Also, may the suffering of my fellow countrymen and women who are going through alot NEVER be forever.

As the light no gree go, I come dey think say dem dey monitor me. I no even know how much cooking gas be for market because the last time I bought it, it was around 700 or less.

This light has saved my so much money.

Now, the question is, which powerbank is the best? I don't know yet, but from the feel, the iTel powerbank will be the boss.

I haven't slept since yesterday and I'm typing this story hoping the phone falls off my hand and I sleep off, but it's not working. I don watch Tiktok and YouTube taya, no way. No sexual pleasure till 2025. 2024 is really going to be so boring for me, but at the same time, productive.

Give me tips on how to sleep like a baby.

iLegendd:
Now, the question is, which powerbank is the best? I don't know yet, but from the feel, the iTel powerbank will be the boss.

I haven't slept since yesterday and I'm typing this story hoping the phone falls off my hand and I sleep off, but it's not working. I don watch Tiktok and YouTube taya, no way. No sexual pleasure till 2025. 2024 is really going to be so boring for me, but at the same time, productive.

Jester! 😎

iLegendd:
Give me tips on how to sleep like a baby.

Read a book like bible or Shakespeare. You will sleep in the first chapter

Adult with brain of a teenager. Deh Bleep. U no snap your telly again

woginid967:


Read a book like bible or Shakespeare. You will sleep in the first chapter

That's true.

Kingozymandias:


Must you talk so much ?

If people like us leave the Internet, there will be no content for introverts like you to consume. You'll be depressed. There won't be spice/fun in your boring book-to-book life.

We that you think talk too much write the books or create the contents introverts like you read/watch. If we shut our fingers and mouth, you won't have anything to read. Put some respect in our names.

That's why I have more fans and haters than you. You're unknown because a closed mouth is a closed destiny. They walk around in anger or in envy. God will surely come to your rescue.

You could’ve gotten the 60,000mah romoss power bank instead

Angrigowt:
Adult with brain of a teenager. Deh Bleep. U no snap your telly again

So, you know me self. I no even know you. One day, you'll become a fan. It's just a matter of time. I just want to gather more haters before I leave Nairaland for you people.

iLegendd:
If people like us leave the Internet, there will be no content for introverts like you to consume.

That's why I have more fans and haters than you. You're unknown because a closed mouth is a closed destiny. They walk around in anger or in envy. God will surely come to your rescue.

Kafir you talk too much

Kingozymandias:


Kafir you talk too much

I know. That is my source of income, Mr. Kafir. I won't stop. Instead, I'll talk more just to annoy you. Deal with it or keep crying. I'm the most annoying person you'll ever meet, I swear.

Be careful with me — I'm addictive. I won't warn you twice.

Kingozymandias:


Kafir you talk too much

😂
Sinner indeed.

iLegendd:
Are These People Monitoring Me?

Last 3 months, these light people took our light more than 7 times in a day. I was pissed because my phone was down, so I ordered for 3 powerbanks from different companies. (You know, when light dey always dey, you no go care to charge your phone.)

The moment these powerbanks arrived, they've not taken light. It's more than 2 months now. I have been praying for the light to go, but dem no gree.

Also, I don't even know if my generator is working again because I can't when last I used it.

Today, something good happend. They finally took the light and I was excited. I inserted the cable (my USB cord) on my baby, the powerbank.

I went to turn on the gen to make sure it's still working, but before I could start it, they brought back the light. It's so frustrating.

One day, I know everyone Nigerian will have access to constant light. Though, it may not be free like ours, but there will surely be constant light in Nigeria. It's just a matter of time.

Even though, the Hausas, Yorubas, and Igbos have taken all the juicy positions in these oil companies in our land, make we use the free light carry make mouth out.

I know how much I have saved on gas, kerosine and fuel since 2004. May the gas in this land never run dry so that these gas plants will keep generating us free light in Jesus name.

Also, may the suffering of my fellow countrymen and women who are going through alot NEVER be forever.

As the light no gree go, I come dey think say dem dey monitor me. I no even know how much cooking gas be for market because the last time I bought it, it was around 700 or less.

This light has saved my so much money.

...SIOFRA YOU AGAIN WIT YOR DRY POST.....go n find husband PLEASE!!!!(no ooofencse)

Village people at work fingering brains

iLegendd:
Oraimo has too many bad reviews of battery swelling. They said it's good and lasts, but the battery swells easily.

The swelling is a general issue to all power banks.
Another thing I like about Oraimo is that if their power bank has an issue within the warranty period, you can take it back and they'll give you a new one without any extra charges.

iLegendd:
Are These People Monitoring Me?

Last 3 months, these light people took our light more than 7 times in a day. I was pissed because my phone was down, so I ordered for 3 powerbanks from different companies. (You know, when light dey always dey, you no go care to charge your phone.)

The moment these powerbanks arrived, they've not taken light. It's more than 2 months now. I have been praying for the light to go, but dem no gree.

Also, I don't even know if my generator is working again because I can't when last I used it.

Today, something good happend. They finally took the light and I was excited. I inserted the cable (my USB cord) on my baby, the powerbank.

I went to turn on the gen to make sure it's still working, but before I could start it, they brought back the light. It's so frustrating.

One day, I know everyone Nigerian will have access to constant light. Though, it may not be free like ours, but there will surely be constant light in Nigeria. It's just a matter of time.

Even though, the Hausas, Yorubas, and Igbos have taken all the juicy positions in these oil companies in our land, make we use the free light carry make mouth out.

I know how much I have saved on gas, kerosine and fuel since 2004. May the gas in this land never run dry so that these gas plants will keep generating us free light in Jesus name.

Also, may the suffering of my fellow countrymen and women who are going through alot NEVER be forever.

As the light no gree go, I come dey think say dem dey monitor me. I no even know how much cooking gas be for market because the last time I bought it, it was around 700 or less.

This light has saved my so much money.

Why not get solar, it is nice

iLegendd:
If people like us leave the Internet, there will be no content for introverts like you to consume.

That's why I have more fans and haters than you. You're unknown because a closed mouth is a closed destiny. They walk around in anger or in envy. God will surely come to your rescue.

Damn, this reply go far.

iLegendd:
Give me tips on how to sleep like a baby.

Hello Legend, I am planning of getting a power bank. Which do you think is the best ànd where can I order it online and it gets to me fast and for how much. Your response will really be appreciated. Thanks

iLegendd:
If people like us leave the Internet, there will be no content for introverts like you to consume.

That's why I have more fans and haters than you. You're unknown because a closed mouth is a closed destiny. They walk around in anger or in envy. God will surely come to your rescue.

Omo Ilegendd my boss. I respect you so much eh. I learnt a lot about online business in your threads around 2018, or so. Was still in secondary school then.

Now I dey use the hustle fend for myself

We thank God sha

I really missed you. Welcome back boss.

dreamxhaser:


Omo Ilegendd my boss. I respect you so much eh. I learnt a lot about online business in your threads around 2018, or so. Was still in secondary school then.

Now I dey use the hustle fend for myself

We thank God sha

I really missed you. Welcome back boss.

I appreciate, Chairman.