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[quote author=Chronosvineberg post=126223038]My guy are you back?
Best author there is, let me read abeg

My gee👋

ahnie:
Following

Ahnie when last did you eat fish?

Jeon:
Y'all should learn how to leave men alone and see if you lives will not change for better.

How is your husband and your children?... Fati2001

Anitatunde:


Thanks for the kind words. I don’t write commercially. I enjoy documenting my life experience cos my life seems to be a drama lol

Interesting. The drama would sell on nollywood, I guess.

Jeon:
Stop living in delusions please.



2020, 21,22,23 making it 7years on Nl? are you serious? It would have been better if you claimed to have known me for 20s years of my life on Earth.
I don't normally reply to this stupid comments.



My last chat with you.

lol, fatti..this is my alternate ...no be today...stop all these hypocrisy, u like Bleep normal street girl, so how come do u hate men?, Y pretending to the nairaland feminist...well it might not be up to 7 years, but it's surely more than 4 ..fatti 2001, dey play...

preekahantas:
Men should be banned from this Earth!!

Including your daddy, and the daddy that daddy your mommy?

Sorry o. I want to ask something...
Is this story true? Like someone asked for bestiality here on Nigeria.
But people dey bold for this life sha.

I no dey believe all these kind stories.

Jeon:

😕

What?
You expect me to be living in my shadow?. Not only that you expect me to risk my life for pregnancy and birth for someone who might later became my enemy?.






Relationship pool is a mess right from time. Everyone is into it for benefits.

dey play. But one man still dey Bleep you na? Your gender and grand delusions.

Ashawoman82:
lol, fatti..this is my alternate ...no be today...stop all these hypocrisy, u like Bleep normal street girl, so how come do u hate men?, Y pretending to the nairaland feminist...well it might not be up to 7 years, but it's surely more than 4 ..fatti 2001, dey play...

you dey mind the fuu? Lmao. And no be say she dey prettier than the average girl sef. See as she dey wash dawan with lies.

What's the point of this trash you wrote.

Tunde835:
What's the pointg of this trash you wrote.

It wasn’t sent to your inbox or dm, you clicked on the title and read through it.

I wasn’t trying to make any point, it's not a debate or argument. It’s a just a short composition of my experience.

It’s either you don’t understand my write up
Or
You an online troll. Whichever way, goodbye

Anitatunde:


It wasn’t sent to your inbox or dm, you clicked on the title and read through it.

I wasn’t trying to make any point, it's not a debate or argument. It’s a just a short composition of my experience.

It’s either you don’t understand my write up
Or
You an online troll. Whichever way, goodbye

Maybe you fetish sleeping with the dog in your mind.

Did u?

Tunde835:
Maybe you fetish sleeping with the dog in your mind.

Maybe you should drop your phone and go hustle like other men

Anitatunde:


Maybe you should drop your phone and go hustle like other men

I'm already hustling

Anitatunde:


Maybe you should drop your phone and go hustle like other men

Baby why are you upset.

Anitatunde:



After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I ed the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I ed, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged s and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END

No need for long stories, date me.

Anitatunde:



After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I ed the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I ed, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged s and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END

i like you charisma,lol the way you feel invincible and hold yourself in such high self esteem, life is not a chess game,you need to chill out,you not met me yet,i find ladies who think like warriors attractive tho but some how i find you rather aesthetic than an emotional kind of person, something like an aquarius or an aquarius ascendant to be precise.you are three steps ahead interesting,that leaves me with the question what's your iq score? i mean your real iq score? i am attracted to your creative expressions but you are always in a rush.

Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!

Then?

Savedday2:
Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!

So in essence you are asking her to go and sleep with a dog bahhh?

Savedday2:
Tanzania prisoners are oftentimes taken to service dogs and being that you are a 9ja girl is a better mate.

Auntie, don't be forming, kindly call the guy and accept the offer. To be honest, he will pay you real good.

Don't be claiming with your sister's car, you don't know she got the car.

A word is enough for the wise!

You should advice your sisters too, they will love the offer

[quote author=Jeon post=126222946]

Jeon:

What?
You expect me to be living in my shadow?. Not only that you expect me to risk my life for pregnancy and birth for someone who might later became my enemy?.
Relationship pool is a mess right from time. Everyone is into it for benefits.

Can i ask a question ma'am?