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After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I ed the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I ed, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged s and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END

Following

ahnie:
Following

your akamu sense no tell you say na fable?

OP keep the lies coming deer.

Men should be banned from this Earth!!

Me I will give you N500 for a real quick quickie.

2 minutes max.

I am not uncultured like that useless Femi.

preekahantas:
Men should be banned from this Earth!!

eya. 😭😭😭

CCIA:
Me I will give you N500 for a real quick quickie.

2 minutes max.

I am not uncultured like that useless Femi.

the Femi no wise.

Anitatunde:
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After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

.......


He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away, drove to an hotel then to my estate, to avoid been followed.

You are a good writer, maybe you should also think about Film Writing or Novel writing.

I had to look at all your posts to get a better understanding of your person.

Sorry about that Tanzania prison thing. I think you are a wiser and better person now.

Tinder, hookup and dating sites aren't really the best places to meet a potential suitor or the right men.

Big ups on your brand building and I wish you all the best at your future endeavors.

Still following @Op

K33fK0zaRt:
the Femi no wise.

Tinder Kpekus come through him the book am for dog.

Wetin do Ashawo wey dey under bridge wey go do him dog for only 5k.


As for me I go bang.... Even if na raw I go go as long as she is clean hygienically.

E no me to take Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) for 30 days just in case she get Tanzanian HIV. After all, PEP is free.

That's his fetish


A lot of people have fetishes and fantasies some weird and some awkward

Mine is loli and femdom

I think the guy was just prolly messing around with you

Wallade:


You are a good writer, maybe you should also think about Film Writing or Novel writing.

I had to look at all your posts to get a better understanding of your person.

Sorry about that Tanzania prison thing. I think you are a wiser and better person now.

Tinder, hookup and dating sites aren't really the best places to meet a potential suitor or the right men.

Big ups on your brand building and I wish you all the best at your future endeavors.

Thanks for the kind words. I don’t write commercially. I enjoy documenting my life experience cos my life seems to be a drama lol

Nice script.

MrsTwrite:
Nice script.

Call it whatever you want. This life sef na script

CCIA:

Tinder Kpekus come through him the book am for dog.

Wetin do Ashawo wey dey under bridge wey go do him dog for only 5k.


As for me I go bang.... Even if na raw I go go as long as she is clean hygienically.

E no me to take Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) for 30 days just in case she get Tanzanian HIV. After all, PEP is free.

🤣🤣🤣

Y'all should learn how to leave men alone and see if you lives will not change for better.

Jeon:
Y'all should learn how to leave men alone and see if you lives will not change for better.

Thanks, are you married ?

Is your husband a man ?

If you are married to a man, I guess you met him somewhere or he met you somewhere and dated for a while right ?

I have plenty questions to ask you but then. What do I know

Anitatunde:

Thanks, are you married ?
Is your husband a man ?

Lolz, why will I do that?. Caging myself and denying my time,freedom and happiness for Marriage and man?.
So funny.

Jeon:


Lolz, why will I do that?.
Caging myself and denying my time,freedom and happiness for Marriage and man?.

So funny.

Oh I just checked your profile and I can see you reping rainbow 🌈

Anitatunde:



Oh I just checked your profile and I can see you reping rainbow 🌈

Yeah, at least I will have full concentration and that will chase the unwanted attentions.

😉

Jeon:


Yeah, at least I will have full concentration and that will chase the unwanted attentions.

😉

To your tent oh Israel

Anitatunde:

To your tent oh Israel

Whatever you say darling. 😊

Anitatunde:



After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I ed the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I ed, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged s and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END

Your two eyes don see shege for this world.

Jeon:


Lolz, why will I do that?.
Caging myself and denying my time,freedom and happiness for Marriage and man?.

So funny.

are u for real?

Jeon:


Whatever you say darling.
😊

🥰🥰

youngsahito:
Your two eyes don see shege for this world.

Shege banza pro max

Ashawoman82:
are u for real?

😕

What?
You expect me to be living in my shadow?. Not only that you expect me to risk my life for pregnancy and birth for someone who might later became my enemy?.






Relationship pool is a mess right from time. Everyone is into it for benefits.

Jeon:

😕

What?
You expect me to be living in my shadow?. Not only that you expect me to risk my life for pregnancy and birth for someone who might later became my enemy?.






Relationship pool is a mess right from time.

just spare me ya jargons, fati2001, you've that love cute men especially Korean, you've always been a bitter person but not towards men...lol, have known u on nairaland for like 7years now, stop the pretence ...u are also not a lesbian, when u even feminist movement?

My guy are you back?
Best author there is, let me read abeg


quote author=Anitatunde post=126220781]


After serving 2 year prison sentence in Tanzania(You can see the full story here https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7822614/crazy-story-tanzania-prison), I landed in muritala Mohammed international Airport Lagos, Nigeria hoping to restart life from the scratch. I drew a blueprint on how to kickstart my rebuilding process. It wasn’t easy at all, one year later, I was up to date. I had cleared up some of the mess I was in.

But something was missing, I needed a soul mate (BF) to complete and fill up the missing puzzle in my life. Since I was a fearless kind of woman, guys really get intimidated to roll with me.

So opted for the infamous online dating apps, on a Saturday morning after having breakfast, I ed the first and the last dating app. Tinder was the app I ed, been a pretty lady, guys swiped right and I got a lot of matches(if you know how tinder works).

After 5 minutes, I received the first message. I opened it and I was welcomed with a joystick pic(John Thomas). It was big and nice but I wasn’t interested, I can get JT anywhere on my street. I was in search of real connection and not one night kinda thingy.


After 30 minutes my inbox was full with a lot of “how much for a night”
“Do you want to see my JT”
“Let’s meet tonight” etc.
That is when I realized it was an app meant for the oloshos(working girls).


So I had to delete all my pic and subsequently delete the app, before deleting the app, I got a text from a gentle man called Femi, we exchanged s and deleted the app. Femi was a good looking guy, talks really well and wasn’t intimidated by my persona.

One week later we met on the island, in a very cool cafe. Femi drives a Range Rover, I drove my older sisters range rover velar too, so it was a Range Rover date 😉.

Femi didn’t see me leave my car, but been a girl who is 3 steps ahead of every one, I saw him leave his. We had a long talk.

In the midst of our long conversation, I could tell Femi never used a personified term, so I could tell this guy was arranging me for someone else. So to clear the air, I asked him “what are you really looking for” and to my greatest surprise he said “looking for a pretty lady to sleep with my dog”


I couldn’t comprehend the sentence, so I had to ask again to get more clarity, he repeated himself. I almost gave him a dirty slap but one spirit in me said “Calm down and play along”


After having the drinks, he called the waiter to get the bill, when the bill got to the table, I quickly collected the bill from the waiter and I paid for my item. (To avoid this guy using my destiny lol)


Now it was time to go, we walked to his car, before entering his car, I brought out my car keys and unlock it. When my car beeped and flashed, he was surprised to see the car I came with.

He quickly apologized for his stupid request. I walked away,I drove to a hotel close by then to my estate, to avoid been followed.



(For those asking me to continue the story. This is much that I can share)

THE END
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Stop living in delusions please.

Ashawoman82:
just spare me ya jargons, fati2001, you've that love cute men especially Korean, you've always been a bitter person but not towards men...lol, have known u on nairaland for like 7years now, stop the pretence ...u are also not a lesbian, when u even feminist movement?

2020, 21,22,23 making it 7years on Nl? are you serious? It would have been better if you claimed to have known me for 20s years of my life on Earth.
I don't normally reply to this stupid comments.



My last chat with you.