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Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse

Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.


Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

Blessing in disguise


You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria


Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own


Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus


Go make some noise with your God gifted anus


Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work

You're lactose intolerant man. Avoid milk

Sound of the fart or I don't believe it 😅

Carcholce:
Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse

Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.


Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

Please, is there any you would recommend?
Thanks.

Taylor92:
Blessing in disguise


You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria


Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own


Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus


Oga go make some noise with your God gifted anus


Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work

Please, I'm very serious here. It can be annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter. I really want a solution to this. If you have any, please do recommend. Thanks..

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, I'm very serious here. It can be annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter. I really want a solution to this. If you have any, please do recommend. Thanks..

Then stop drinking milk


Chikina


Moreover you can make a video or audio of the sound of your mess make i hear am so I can prescribe drugs for you

Ikennaford:
Sound of the fart or I don't believe it 😅

If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

akinsto4ever:
You're lactose intolerant man. Avoid milk

What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Nlfpmod

Taylor92:



Then stop drinking milk


Chikina

What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Oga change milk brand


No dey quote me

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

use honey na

Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.

Vision101:
Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.

Gbam

I'm willing to drop $10 to hear her fart

Ogbeni!
nah mess you mess.

You no Kee person.

So quit complaining and bend your yansh well when next you wanna fart in public...
It's a special skill. Develop it.
😂

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Since you don't take sugar, replace with honey and do away with milk.

Try eating garden egg like 3/4 after ur meal.

Treat infection first and thank me later.

Milk is meant for kids not Adults. I don't know why adults drink milk It's very bad for us

Very stinking thread. Filled with the smell of fart

You re lactose intolerant.

Fartee and farter. Lwkmd!

Op must be a lawyer.

DyingFetus:


Gbam

I'm willing to drop $10 to hear her fart

Be careful of what you are asking for.
Silencer's quote in the 3 Idiots movie

"A loud fart is respectable ... a medium fart is tolerable ... a slight fart is fearful ... a silent fart is unbearable" Don't let her release the silent ones on you.

agba

Maybe what you are taking is Industrial milk.

Go look for better agbo ijedi,ur problem is solved

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

mix potash with water and drink, case closed

Take DANACID to balance your stomach

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