NewStats: 3,259,785 , 8,170,904 topics. Date: Monday, 26 May 2025 at 01:47 AM u535f

DiamondPant:


I'll rather date a guy who can construct a simple sentence and spell offence correctly.

U shod be looking for man to buy u pant.....I can borrow u mine if u want!!(no ....ofe...)

dontrulee:


Your lie dey too much. It's very obvious.
I'm very sure na for your dream you dey drive your 2018 range Rover.

anyways backkkto our serius topic,yes I drive a range sir & I use it to pull chicks....I usually abuse Toyota driver people when they drive by & sometimes I want to spit on there face.broke people drive Toyota sir(no oofencse)

Op's records at psychiatric hospital Uselu, Benin city is this 📦 thick.

LarryCork:


anyways backkkto our serius topic,yes I drive a range sir & I use it to pull chicks....I usually abuse Toyota driver people when they drive by & sometimes I want to spit on there face.broke people drive Toyota sir(no oofencse)

I so detest Toyota products and their likes Honda, Kia, Hyundai, etc. The name ‘Toyota’ alone irritates me. Their cars are so ugly in and out. Every thing is made of the cheapest plastic.

Toyota that can’t design good interiors of their cars.

The engine sound is very terrible, the paint they use on their car self no they shine like Benz own.

I hate Toyota.

Spits!

Ikennaford:
Funny thread created by a clown... I'm not commenting base on the thread, toyota auto are for pussi ass niqqis... B. M, dodge, Chevy, Ford, GMc,lambo...that's baby for real niqqis like me

Ford, Gmc, dodge,Chevy 're no where near toyota lexus brands

LarryCork:
Altho I drive a 2018 range rover..only £28,000
.cash..ladies, can u date guys who drove Toyota..normally known to be poor people car..people like Uber driver, mechanic, gateman, receptionist, hairdresser & so on.
Ladies can u honestly been seen in car like Toyota..especially Toyota Camry?(no oofense)

...and please don't lie

It's certain that poverty never left u

You are driving a £28,000 car and your cognition is £0. Oga sell that car go buy sense.. wait I forgot
Dem no dey buy sense for market.
Your case is in God's hand.

Dyfynezz12:

Ford, Gmc, dodge,Chevy 're no where near toyota lexus brands

Are you ok??

Samantha124:
I can date a guy that uses donkeys as a mode of transportation.. .. As long as he's got good genes, then I'm good.

Na because you be Southy ooo Naija girls no get that kind joy ooo

LarryCork:


My brother would I lie to u..wot am I lyin for..are u a babe?brother I never lie. I have sleep with 3 married women already juss BECOZ of my range altho I pay them 120k when they hav chance to come over. women I no say guys who drove Toyota (taxi driver car) are born to suffffer...which why this great threads was created sir. I take it u don't hav car & u ride okada bicycle sir...corrrrect? Nothin wrong wit riding bicycle under dat sun thou!!(no oofencse)

Mugu you must be a scammer

LarryCork:


anyways backkkto our serius topic,yes I drive a range sir & I use it to pull chicks....I usually abuse Toyota driver people when they drive by & sometimes I want to spit on there face.broke people drive Toyota sir(no oofencse)

Mugu even dangote pikin,falz,davido,femi otedola and other rich family won't say such which validates my point that you are a liar,a pauper and scammer

Mrtaye:

Mugu even dangote pikin,falz,davido,femi otedola and other rich family won't say such which validates my point that you are a liar,a pauper and scammer

So Yor own idea of MILLLLIONAIRE are people who drive Toyota....corrrrrect?...did u see DAVIDO, dangote, otedola, R Kelly or Jackie Chan drive Toyota?.....brother u need help!!!((no oofencse))

LarryCork:


So Yor own idea of MILLLLIONAIRE are people who drive Toyota....corrrrrect?...did u see DAVIDO, dangote, otedola, R Kelly or Jackie Chan drive Toyota?.....brother u need help!!!((no oofencse))

Even if they don't drive Toyota they will never come out and disgrace themselves like you are doing which further validates my point that you are either a pauper who was just opportuned but never expected it or you are a worthless scammer with the typical scammer mentality

Beverlyjean:


It's certain that poverty never left u

ok So Yor boyfriends & men who chase u drive Toyota & dat make u proud...corrrrect?..and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland..well sweeethat.please avoid guys who drove toyota.they are poooor & will always remain broke!!!((THANK ME LATER))).no oofense!!

Vinnie2000:


I wonder how you guys take him Serious.🤨🙁

MrCork is a Clown and a Crazy Dude.😄

I swear...dude is a troll and one of the oldest on this forum

Regardless of the he uses his writing style always give him away

Surprising how people are taking this thread serious 😄

Mrtaye:

Even if they don't drive Toyota they will never come out and disgrace themselves like you are doing which further validates my point that you are either a pauper who was just opportuned but never expected it or you are a worthless scammer with the typical scammer mentality

huh?? Am disgracing my sef beccccoz I drive range rover & broke people can only afford Toyota?so are u hybanitickly logical?’ when roadside beggggars ask me for moiney on the street, most times I spit on there face.the loook like Toyota drivers sir!!(real talk)

LarryCork:



ok So Yor boyfriends & men who chase u drive Toyota & dat make u proud...corrrrect?..and then u complain u can't find man on nairaland..well sweeethat.please avoid guys who drove toyota.they are poooor & will always remain broke!!!((THANK ME LATER))).no oofense!!

Sorry to let u know that I have a husband and 2 kids .... with 4 luxury cars including a Mercedes and a lexus ... but I am not stupid to think that a person's wealth is determined by the type of cars they drive ...

LarryCork:
Altho I drive a 2018 range rover..only £28,000
.cash..ladies, can u date guys who drove Toyota..normally known to be poor people car..people like Uber driver, mechanic, gateman, receptionist, hairdresser & so on.
Ladies can u honestly been seen in car like Toyota..especially Toyota Camry?(no oofense)

...and please don't lie

If all the guys with Toyota,toe-yota and leghediz Benz leave you to date alll the girls.


Shey u go fit?

How many U wan carry per day?


You fit manage 100babes in a month?



How many babes can you call steadily in a day.



When U use Ur 28,000 dollars Rangerover to drop her and go and pick another babe



Anoda Bobo go use leg trek from the next street and go and console and knack her while she's crying bkos her range rover Bobo don carry anoda girl go

LarryCork:


huh?? Am disgracing my sef beccccoz I drive range rover & broke people can only afford Toyota?so are u hybanitickly logical?’ when roadside beggggars ask me for moiney on the street, most times I spit on there face.the loook like Toyota drivers sir!!(real talk)

Can dangote, otedola,whizkid,davido,falz,kiddwaya do that despite coming from affluence or influencial background? No , that further validates my point that you are a pauper,an oju o rola to....a scammer shikena or you are probably high on some cheap colos

English too na wahala for this one, why speak ur mother tongue

kelspinall:
i wonder how a grown ass man will wake up and rush down to nairaland to type nonsense, seriously of what use is this thread?

MONEY MISS ROAD

Don't tell me you believe that delusional asshole.
Poverty has really messed up his mind. He is probably typing under Lagos bridge.

Samantha124:
I can date a guy that uses donkeys as a mode of transportation.. .. As long as he's got good genes, then I'm good.

That is why you're not a Nigerian. No Nigerian girl will ever say this, even if she was joking. For real.

Ikennaford:
Funny thread created by a clown... I'm not commenting base on the thread, toyota auto are for pussi ass niqqis... B. M, dodge, Chevy, Ford, GMc,lambo...that's baby for real niqqis like me

You dey mention cars you're talking about american nonsense like chevroket, Ford and GMC? You're a clownish clown .

KingAzubuike:

You dey mention cars you're talking about american nonsense like chevroket, Ford and GMC? You're a clownish clown .

son do u no wot Range rover is??have u been inside any?has range rover ever hit u? do u no what electric seat means? u never been outside Nigeria but yet u telling us u own chevroket, Ford and GMC....corrrrect?...and then women ignore u & u call them gold digger..son u need help..serious help!!!(no oofencse)

kelspinall:
i wonder how a grown ass man will wake up and rush down to nairaland to type nonsense, seriously of what use is this thread?

MONEY MISS ROAD

Brother calm down...u definaly a urber driver proud of driving Toyota...GOOOOD news is Yor dream will come thru one day probably in nest 15years..& u will be able to afford wot we drive..range rover.this is wot real men drive!!!((THANK ME LATER)

Vinnie2000:


I wonder how you guys take him Serious.🤨🙁

MrCork is a Clown and a Crazy Dude.😄

Some people don't know him that's why.
Mr. Cork is just having fun and being Mr. Cork.

LarryCork:


Brother calm down...u definaly a urber driver proud of driving Toyota...GOOOOD news is Yor dream will come thru one day probably in nest 15years..& u will be able to afford wot we drive..range rover.this is wot real men drive!!!((THANK ME LATER)

thanks for the well wish but you gat to improve ya spellings and sense(thank me later)

Lol,
how i much i will love to catch cruise like this "mr.cork" but Over seriousness will not let me lol.

LarryCork:


My brother would I lie to u..wot am I lyin for..are u a babe?brother I never lie. I have sleep with 3 married women already juss BECOZ of my range altho I pay them 120k when they hav chance to come over. women I no say guys who drove Toyota (taxi driver car) are born to suffffer...which why this great threads was created sir. I take it u don't hav car & u ride okada bicycle sir...corrrrect? Nothin wrong wit riding bicycle under dat sun thou!!(no oofencse)

Better use your money to employ an English tutor.

You need to know the difference between will I lie and would I lie . You also need to know that there is nothing like I have sleep with... please try to get good education with the stolen money you are wasting on other people's wives. Mind you, i drive a good car and I bought same from my clean legal work unlike a dirty yahoo boy like you.

LarryCork:


My brother would I lie to u..wot am I lyin for..are u a babe?brother I never lie. I have sleep with 3 married women already juss BECOZ of my range altho I pay them 120k when they hav chance to come over. women I no say guys who drove Toyota (taxi driver car) are born to suffffer...which why this great threads was created sir. I take it u don't hav car & u ride okada bicycle sir...corrrrect? Nothin wrong wit riding bicycle under dat sun thou!!(no oofencse)

LarryCork:
Altho I drive a 2018 range rover..only £28,000
.cash..ladies, can u date guys who drove Toyota..normally known to be poor people car..people like Uber driver, mechanic, gateman, receptionist, hairdresser & so on.
Ladies can u honestly been seen in car like Toyota..especially Toyota Camry?(no oofense)

...and please don't lie

omo mumu people too full this country too much too much mugus.