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UMM ENERGY: Her positive energy is so contagious. She has great organizational skills. She is the first to arrive at the family house and the last to leave. She can cook and clean for Africa. She won't even let others work; she can literally do it all 💪

MM STAINLESS HANDS: She can't lift a finger. But she sometimes helps with basic tasks such as peeling onions.

UMM APROKO: She's the one in charge of the latest gists and news. Has a great sense of humour but sometimes too nosey. She says everything about her life and forces others to share their stories too.

UMM BEGGY-BEGGY: She's the one standing at the door to collect owó olobirin ilé from the male elders. If they try to evade it, she will tax them heavily.

UMM RICH AUNTY: She's a business tycoon and millionaire. She sends money to everyone before fajr on Eid day and still shares cash throughout the day. She buys different gifts for children and adults alike. She doesn't participate in the cooking as she's always on the phone with her business partners.

UMM HIDE-AND-SEEK: She's around, but she's not staying at the kitchen. She shows up when food is ready, collects her own and disappears again.

UMM TAKEAWAY: She brought different sizes of plates and plastic bags to pack everything from jollof rice to moinmoin, soups, fried meat, drinks, etc.

UMM VIRTUAL: She and her husband have left the country but they're monitoring the events via Zoom/WhatsApp calls.


UMM FOODIE: She can eat anything and everything. She's the first to taste the food when it's ready. She even brought extra food, snacks, drinks and small chops.

UMM RUTH: She's the new wifey and doesn't stay with the other women; she's always around her husband doing PDA upandan. If any sister looks at her husband anyhow, her face will change instantly.


UMM PREGGY: She's heavily pregnant so, she can't do anything. She can't even stand the smell of food because of nausea. Sleeps most of the time, sending her kids to collect food intermittently.



UMM MASHĀALLĀH: She reminds us about salah times, and if it's Friday, she makes sure we don't miss reading Suratul Kahf. She's humble and hardworking too. She ensures proper hijab around male non-mahrams.

© Khadijah Tijani

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Ok, on point

Very true

100% correct..I give it to you

Lol! Its usually fun tho and its kind of bring the Family together. Everybody with their uniqueness...

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Lol

Accurate ...lol

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

Hatred is a disease you are suffering from....


The earlier you realized Islam been the only true path to salvation the better for you ....

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

Typical crazytian brainwashed delu#ional retar@ded imb@cile IPOB terrorist monkey.

The greedy wife - This one is on a mission to steal many meats as much as she can. But her problem is another CCTV wife monitoring the inflow and outflow of the meat.

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

Ipob terrorist spotted.

Must you comment on Muslim threads, if you are not comfortable with his rules, you can create your own forum.

You were not begged to sign up to nairaland, therefore, if you must continue to be a member, you MUST abide by the rules or get banned for life.

It would be stupid for anyone to suggest that religion offers the best path to true salvation. If anyone has such notion, check the head, something essentially must be wrong with it.

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

calm down comrade, no go give yourself hypertension over matter wey no concern you. Drink a lot of water and relax

AfonjaPriest:
It would be stupid for anyone to suggest that religion offers the best path to true salvation. If anyone has such notion, check the head, something essentially must be wrong with it.

why so much anger son? High blood pressure is real, so take it easy

Jazakunllah kayran Dr KT ,may Allah honey all that concern you.
Thanks for sharing, barkah de sallah to you from Abeokuta, Nigeria

Pandev:
why so much anger son? High blood pressure is real, so take it easy

There's no anger anywhere, small boy. Ignorance is a measure of religious hallucination.

AfonjaPriest:

There's no anger anywhere, small boy. Ignorance is a measure of religious hallucination.

ok

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

Who forced to
the thread? Mind you Islam is not a Boko Haram Haram religion as you wrongly asserted.The religion is a religion of knowledge and there is no compulsion in the religion.

Iya aliya, dem no sabi do anything.
They drench n spice rice n meat with spit ...

eddynaira125:
God go punish the person when they run this Nairaland website

I totally disagree with that stupid and senseless Oath, am not a Muslim and I will never be a partner to that Boko Haram religion



Make many wife no kill una one day, one na problem you talk about seven character

Take it easy one yourself and know that there are more than1 billion muslims in your world. May Allah show your the light of Al-Islam, straight path devoid of crockedness. Aameen.

Very on point...
The stainless hand own, the preggy, the energetic.. Infact all of the above...

I be rich aunty

Jazakumlahi kaeran

I just took a sacred oat now, just to comment on Islamic page.
How bizarre is that?
Well, while I don’t hate any religion, I hate discrimination, we all can jump on Jewdism thread, Christians or even IFA (indigenous Faith of Africa) but the Muslim must get a special treatment…
It’s not fair, hell No …. It’s not.
Equality should be a basic human right and every religion should that.


Well, Back to the topic.
I sadly miss Ileya this year….. it’s painful sha… I love Ileya meat so much..

But to be honest it contradicts Islamic doctrine to force one to take kalimotu shahada just to comment on an Islamic post. There is no compulsion in Islam just like the Quran says and this is never jihad in any form.

Allahu alam wastagfirulahi

BenitoKamaLee:
But to be honest it contradicts Islamic doctrine to force one to take kalimotu shahada just to comment on an Islamic post. There is no compulsion in Islam just like the Quran says and this is never jihad in any form.

Allahu alam wastagfirulahi

Salam alaekun: that's how it's should be the hatred for Islam from other believes is something else... Infact I so much love the condition after all it's not under most for them to comment!