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kenechukwuori(m): 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2022
Forever
Slimwhyt(m): 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2022
2 hours 30 mins maximum
Everbryte: 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2022
1.5 hrs
Gospel2Day: 12:35am On Nov 21, 2022
StrongAlphMale:
How long do you think a church service should last?

For me, I think 1hrs 30mins is okay!
Anything aside this is tiring!


You're NOT Born Again.
So, you can't understand the Bible verse that says 'I was glad when they said let us go to the house of the Lord.*
Do you browse the internet for the same time in a day?
Gospel2Day: 12:39am On Nov 21, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
zero minute. church is a time waster that drains your money too then promises you posthumous bliss they can't prove just because some ignorant goatherders who had no idea where the sun went at night wrote it.

Children and captives of Lucifer don't want to have anything to do with the church.
But they will gladly go to clubs to drink alcohol that will damage their liver/kidney and destroy their health.
Idonweak: 5:55am On Nov 21, 2022
IslamIsIdiotic:
When Adam and Eve sinned in the Garden of Eden, God judged them. This was eons before the 10 commandments were given to Moses on Mount Sinai.

My ancestors and everyone else's including yours, will be judged according to God's Law which is eternal because God Himself is eternal.


Nope, maybe you and your ancestors will be judge by your god. Not me. Adam and eve part of the fairytales. Besides you never answer my question though but I'm not interested in the conversation anymore
hopefulLandlord: 6:35am On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:


Children and captives of Lucifer don't want to have anything to do with the church.
But they will gladly go to clubs to drink alcohol that will damage their liver/kidney and destroy their health.


Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right?
AngelicBeing: 10:35am On Nov 21, 2022
hopefulLandlord:


Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right?
For the last time, stop posting on nairaland.unblockandhide.com or else I will order for your arrest and you will be detained for several years in prison, I will recommend them to jail you for 100 years sad
hopefulLandlord: 10:46am On Nov 21, 2022
AngelicBeing:
For the last time, stop posting on nairaland.unblockandhide.com or else I will order for your arrest and you will be detained for several years in prison, I will recommend them to jail you for 100 years sad

can't wait!
IslamIsIdiotic: 11:06am On Nov 21, 2022
You asked me what would be the fate of those who never heard the Gospel of Christ and I gave you the answer to your question. It's not my fault that your somewhat limited IQ kept you from understanding the answer to the question you asked.

It was wise of you to walk away from this conversation because you lack the mental capacity to conduct it with any degree of competence.

Idonweak:


Nope, maybe you and your ancestors will be judge by your god. Not me. Adam and eve part of the fairytales. Besides you never answer my question though but I'm not interested in the conversation anymore
Gospel2Day: 1:36pm On Nov 21, 2022
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118558050]

Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right?

It doesn't mean you won't spend your endless eternity in the everlasting Lake of Hellish Fire, unless you make Jesus Christ the Lord and Saviour of your life.
Gospel2Day: 1:37pm On Nov 21, 2022
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=118558050]

Actually, I'm a teetotaler. sounds highly unbelievable to you, right?

Even if you don't drink, it doesn't mean you won't spend your endless eternity in the everlasting Lake of Hellish Fire, unless you make Jesus Christ the Lord and Saviour of your life.
1Sharon(f): 2:12pm On Nov 21, 2022
IslamIsIdiotic:
Your case is more serious than you realise. You are an unregenerate reprobate of the worst kind who woke up one morning and decided God didn't exist. You did this so you could justify your sinfulness and not because of the childish excuse you normally make about Christianity being nothing more than a superstition.
Be honest with yourself. You didn't become an atheist because of rationalism. You became an atheist to appease your insatiable lust and appetite for carnal things.


What a typical stupid religious slowpoke you are.

Don't christians have insatiable lust and appetite for carnal things??

Majority of the atrocities in Nigeria are committed by you religious dolts despite knowing you're not supposed to do those things.

Look at how religious countries are poor and corruption-riddled despite being highly religious. And look at how 1st world countries are less religious with more honest people

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hopefulLandlord: 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:
Even if you don't drink, it doesn't mean you won't spend your endless eternity in the everlasting Lake of Hellish Fire, unless you make Jesus Christ the Lord and Saviour of your life.

Hell fire is my destination. I already booked a room there through agent Hahn

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hahn(m): 2:33pm On Nov 21, 2022
hopefulLandlord:


Hell fire is my destination. I already booked a room there through agent Hahn

Na so wink
Gospel2Day: 2:34pm On Nov 21, 2022
hopefulLandlord:


Hell fire is my destination. I already booked a room there through agent Hahn

You don't want to go there. Trust me.
You don't know what you're talking about and joking with.
hahn(m): 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:


You don't want to go there. Trust me.
You don't know what you're talking about and joking with.

Why will anyone in their right senses want to be in heaven with people like you and your psychopathic god FOR ETERNITY?

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1Sharon(f): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:


You don't want to go there. Trust me.
You don't know what you're talking about and joking with.

All his friends will be there, nonsense.
Gospel2Day: 3:01pm On Nov 21, 2022
hahn:


Why will anyone in their right senses want to be in heaven with people like you and your psychopathic god FOR ETERNITY?

You will wish you're never born when you start to roast in Hell.
Even the devil who is inspiring now to hate God will mock you in when thr fires of Hell begin to incinerate you.
Repent before it is too late.
hahn(m): 3:23pm On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:


You will wish you're never born when you start to roast in Hell.
Even the devil who is inspiring now to hate God will mock you in when thr fires of Hell begin to incinerate you.
Repent before it is too late.

Can you provide any reference in your bible where Satan has complained about hell?
hopefulLandlord: 3:49pm On Nov 21, 2022
Gospel2Day:

You don't want to go there. Trust me. You don't know what you're talking about and joking with.
but you are not me, I want to go there
Idonweak: 11:40pm On Nov 21, 2022
IslamIsIdiotic:
You asked me what would be the fate of those who never heard the Gospel of Christ and I gave you the answer to your question. It's not my fault that your somewhat limited IQ kept you from understanding the answer to the question you asked.

It was wise of you to walk away from this conversation because you lack the mental capacity to conduct it with any degree of competence.


I wonder why your ancestors who have never heard about Christianity didn't have the same convictions or didn't have a close relationship with your holy spirit?

Yeah sure, dumbo i would take you seriously when you honestly show me where i asked you what's the fate of your ancestors? It seems you've a problem comprehending simple question. How can i continue to waste my precious time on a dimwit like you but anyways you're right boi i lack the mental capacity and even patience to engage with Dumbos in a convogrin.
Gospel2Day: 12:04pm On Nov 22, 2022
hopefulLandlord:

but you are not me, I want to go there

Even Satan who is pushing you to rebel against your Creator and the Saviour does NOT like to roast in Hell.
You know why? He is more knowledgeable and sensible than you.
Enjoy your ignorance. The fires of Hell will cure your ignorance someday soon, unless you repent and believe the Gospel.
Gospel2Day: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2022
hahn:


Can you provide any reference in your bible where Satan has complained about hell?

Ask Google. Thanks.
hopefulLandlord: 12:06pm On Nov 22, 2022
Gospel2Day:


Even Satan who is pushing you to rebel against your Creator and the Saviour does NOT like to roast in Hell.
You know why? He is more knowledgeable and sensible than you.
Enjoy your ignorance. The fires of Hell will cure your ignorance someday soon, unless you repent and believe the Gospel.

Satan doesn't want it but I do.
Gospel2Day: 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2022
hopefulLandlord:


Satan doesn't want it but I do.

Start planning and practising your relocation to Hell by visiting Aluminum Smelting Company and asking them to throw you into red-hot molten aluminium magma for just 2 minutes once every month.
hopefulLandlord: 12:25pm On Nov 22, 2022
Gospel2Day:


Start planning and practising your relocation to Hell by visiting Aluminum Smelting Company and asking them to throw you into red-hot molten aluminium magma for just 2 minutes once every month.
I don't need that. I just want hell straight. seems you're more scared for me than I do. I desire hell
Gospel2Day: 12:27pm On Nov 22, 2022
hopefulLandlord:

I don't need that. I just want hell straight. seems you're more scared for me than I do. I desire hell

I pity your mom.
hahn(m): 12:28pm On Nov 22, 2022
Gospel2Day:


Ask Google. Thanks.

Hahaha
StrongAlphMale: 8:37am On Nov 24, 2022
Gospel2Day:


You're NOT Born Again.
So, you can't understand the Bible verse that says 'I was glad when they said let us go to the house of the Lord.*
Do you browse the internet for the same time in a day?

An hour 30mins is too much.

40mins is okay for the church to dismissed
Gospel2Day: 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


An hour 30mins is too much.

40mins is okay for the church to dismissed

Go and say that to club houses around you.
We true children of God are not complaining.
The wasn't set up for sinners and children of Satan to find it pleasurable.
Thank you.
I invite you to ask Jesus into your life today.
benjanny(m): 9:09pm On Nov 30, 2022
Two Hours

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