NewStats: 3,261,382 , 8,173,855 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:52 AM 2l1z5p

charlesemeka85:
Bayern vs barca

Can’t just wait

Bayern won’t even win

And it will be a dead rubber game ,so na only you know Wetin you Dey anticipate

Utonwanne:


Y'all should stop using only stat. You should start watching.....

At times stats dey deceive us including me .

If you look at Anthony Man U stats you will think man is the next neymar ,but when you watch him play you will understand he is just a brazillian poco lee

Which top team needs a striker?

Man utd
Bayern

God make man utd just sign Osihmen, or he go Bayern. If he go Bayern, he would score 100 goals in a minute. But I want him to come man utd, so the whole world will see him every week.

I’m not joking he is the NEXT BIG THING.

andrewbaba44:


At times stats dey deceive us including me .

If you look at Anthony Man U stats you will think man is the next neymar ,but when you watch him play you will understand he is just a brazillian poco lee

I reserve my comments on that guy, but stats good nd he young too + Brazilian.

Starboytwo:
Which top team needs a striker?

Man utd
Bayern

God make man utd just sign Osihmen, or he go Bayern. If he go Bayern, he would score 100 goals in a minute. But I want him to come man utd, so the whole world will see him every week.

I’m not joking he is the NEXT BIG THING.

He better go to Bayern and enjoy better .

Lewandowski that spent almost all his career at the bundesliga is far popular than any striker that has played at the epl for the past 10 years

andrewbaba44:


Bayern won’t even win

And it will be a dead rubber game ,so na only you know Wetin you Dey anticipate

Why not say Barca will win

TheSuperNerd:
Osimhen, 1.86m vs Smalling, 1.92m

Winner: Victor Osimhen.

A battle worthy of any coliseum.

Osimhen didn't just score that beauty, he did it by besting one of the very best and most dominant CBs in the Serie A.

The Awareness to attack from Smalling's blindside and get in front of him, The Strength to hold him off, the Power and Precision lock (and technique) put into that strike from the tightest of angles, the finish.

Victor is the realest of deals. Comparing him to Nunez is Slander.

Victor constantly turns lost causes into chances. He did it against Ajax vs Daley Blind. And today again, he repeats it against Chris "Fucking" Smalling.

Respect The Monster Machine!!!

Bro, I thought osimhen was talker. Me thinks he is 1.88m

TheLoneCitizen:
Darwin Nunez is the fastest player of all time in Premier League history.

Beast!!

Source?

Pidginwhisper:
Why not say Barca will win

Because the win will be useless when inter has already beaten plzen.

What should motivate my team to win ?

andrewbaba44:


Because the win will be useless when inter has already beaten plzen.

What should motivate my team to win ?

So like this you don make up your mind for Thursday night football.

Pidginwhisper:
So like this you don make up your mind for Thursday night football.

komekn:


KC has very little to get a big move.

KC has had one good season and 5 abysmally poor seasons out of six seasons in the EPL with Leicester.

Who will want him in the EPL ❓He will have to look at a less competitive league and much lower wages.

Hard truth

And let's be honest, we are the ones crying more than the bereaved

That dude has no ambition. He is happy where he is. It's naija fans that are just making noise on his behalf

He is happy with the idiots calling him senior man kelz every December in his village

Pidginwhisper:
So like this you don make up your mind for Thursday night football.

Of course ,we are already at the Europa league ,I will just sit and wait for other teams that will be eliminated at the round of 16

Starboytwo:
Which top team needs a striker?

Man utd
Bayern

God make man utd just sign Osihmen, or he go Bayern. If he go Bayern, he would score 100 goals in a minute. But I want him to come man utd, so the whole world will see him every week.

I’m not joking he is the NEXT BIG THING.

So he’s better than Vlahovic ?

yinkeys:

So he’s better than Vlahovic ?

hmm. This is not a question nah. Who be vlahovic? Osihmen is improving daily. Osimhen is a monster as NERD will always call him.

andrewbaba44:


He better go to Bayern and enjoy better .

Lewandowski that spent almost all his career at the bundesliga is far popular than any striker that has played at the epl for the past 10 years

because lewa na God. That guy is another type of footballer I don’t understand. He is both classy and elegant. Did you see that 3-3 with inter. That header goal is the best goal I’ve seen this year. I have never seen such a beautifully headed goal before. The jump, the heading, the way the ball enter net, mehn, lewandoski must not finish his career without a ballon d’or.
I take him over Benzema.

yinkeys:

So he’s better than Vlahovic ?

I honestly don’t even understand why vlahovic is in contention, I haven’t seen him much I must it, but people don’t even talk about the guy. Who be vlahovic.

Let’s remove the Nigerian(ess) or black. Striker to striker, I love the attributes of Osihmen. Tall, fast, direct, clinical. Can a vlahovic shrug off smalling like that? Can vlahovic contest with van dijk?

Starboytwo:
because lewa na God. That guy is another type of footballer I don’t understand. He is both classy and elegant. Did you see that 3-3 with inter. That header goal is the best goal I’ve seen this year. I have never seen such a beautifully headed goal before. The jump, the heading, the way the ball enter net, mehn, lewandoski must not finish his career without a ballon d’or.
I take him over Benzema.

No thanks to 2020 ballon d or that didn’t take place

andrewbaba44:


No thanks to 2020 ballon d or that didn’t take place

I argue with my brother, maybe later, that award will be given to him somehow. I don’t know.

chuks404:
hmm. This is not a question nah. Who be vlahovic? Osihmen is improving daily. Osimhen is a monster as NERD will always call him.

@Starboytwo Number of goals per season speaks volumes

Please check where your boy landed at the end of last season in serie A

Haaland is the rave of the moment because of the number of goals as a striker he’s producing.

Your boy needs to get his numbers up to compete with technically gifted strikers like Vlahovic

Victor Osihmen is like Gabriel Jesus’s level right now. He’s got the attributes to be great but he needs to do more. Stop the hype until his goal output improves tremendously

Omo to be a defender nowadays is a nightmare.

How do you mark halland and these new breed of strikers. Man city wanna take a corner and you need to see hallands movements in the box.

Yesterday, smalling really impressed me, he didn’t have a bad game at all, but just one jonzing, impossible is nothing.

BascoVanVeli:
Goal Osimhen!!!!


This was 10 times harder than the one he missed

I thought so too
Brilliant individual performance
That wasn’t a chance but he converted it into a goal after missing the clear chance earlier

TheSuperNerd:
Osimhen, 1.86m vs Smalling, 1.92m

Winner: Victor Osimhen.

A battle worthy of any coliseum.

Osimhen didn't just score that beauty, he did it by besting one of the very best and most dominant CBs in the Serie A.

The Awareness to attack from Smalling's blindside and get in front of him, The Strength to hold him off, the Power and Precision lock (and technique) put into that strike from the tightest of angles, the finish.

Victor is the realest of deals. Comparing him to Nunez is Slander.

Victor constantly turns lost causes into chances. He did it against Ajax vs Daley Blind. And today again, he repeats it against Chris "Fucking" Smalling.

Respect The Monster Machine!!!

But he missed before that goal na.

TheLoneCitizen:


I think I have to revise this list. My eyes have seen the light.

Mbappe
Haaland
Nunez
Vlahovic
Osimhen

Sorry to ask. What list is this? Best players in the world?

Or best strikers in the world? Please, enlighten me.

TheLoneCitizen:


And saka is English Player of the Year
Didn't go as far as best young player. I said best young striker.

Osimhen ranks fifth on my list of best strikers under-23.

Oh! I understand.

yinkeys:

@Starboytwo Number of goals per season speaks volumes

Please check where your boy landed at the end of last season in serie A

Haaland is the rave of the moment because of the number of goals as a striker he’s producing.

Your boy needs to get his numbers up to compete with technically gifted strikers like Vlahovic

Victor Osihmen is like Gabriel Jesus’s level right now. He’s got the attributes to be great but he needs to do more. Stop the hype until his goal output improves tremendously

okay now I understand you boss. And it’s not hype if he did it yesterday which he did. I’m going ALL IN with Osihmen, why?

My dad always talk about Rashidi Yekini, so i watched him on YouTube and I comfirmed all said. Yekini is a MONSTER. Once he face post and wham! na goal. He has not much finese, instead he just BANG. I see most of his goals, BANG BANG BANG. Yekini. 57 matches 37 Goals. That means if Super Eagles plays 10 matches, Yekini scores 5-6 goals.

I see many similarities with Osihmen, he is Big too, strong and also a BANGER. Did you know I was screaming when Osihmen lost that first chance he played wide, I was SURPRISED he missed, he always score those kinda goals. I usually don’t expect Osihmen to lose chances. That’s how much I trust him. He scores. As long as you give him he scores.

They gave Jesus a nice through ball, you and keeper, defender dey your back already, wetin he do? He Dey sleep. Osihmen would BANG it. Evident in his SE stats 23 matches 15 Goals that’s not hype. If you call that hype, then I rest.

Bayern hate barca so they will come in full force

andrewbaba44:


Bayern won’t even win

And it will be a dead rubber game ,so na only you know Wetin you Dey anticipate

komekn:


KC has very little to get a big move.

KC has had one good season and 5 abysmally poor seasons out of six seasons in the EPL with Leicester.

Who will want him in the EPL ❓He will have to look at a less competitive league and much lower wages.

He can always move to any newly promoted EPL team at a similar decent wage, letting his contract run down with Leicester as a bench warmer isn't the right approach

Martinez
Gabriel Jesus

Are these not strikers?

Are you telling me Osimhen is ahead of these players currently?

Mbappe
Haaland
Jesus - 5 goals and 5 assists
Martinez

Who can dispute this?

So far Osimhen has exposed:

Blind
Smalling

Who's next?

Starboytwo:
Which top team needs a striker?

Man utd
Bayern

God make man utd just sign Osihmen, or he go Bayern. If he go Bayern, he would score 100 goals in a minute. But I want him to come man utd, so the whole world will see him every week.

I’m not joking he is the NEXT BIG THING.

R. Madrid also.
They need a striker

forgiveness:
Martinez
Gabriel Jesus

Are these not strikers?

Are you telling me Osimhen is ahead of these players currently?

Mbappe
Haaland
Jesus - 5 goals and 5 assists
Martinez

Who can dispute this?

your list his list it's not an argument you can put Osimhen in 15 position on your list nothing spoiled