NewStats: 3,262,842 , 8,178,330 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 06:58 PM 5vu2n

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

This very short and simple message you can not take time to read?you just judged based on the headline

Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27

You should be between 29-31 years old.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

You were 7.

One of my cousins, had the same problem.

We all knew that grandma would always say to me that he was 5 months older than me. Not like his parents were late at the time o, but as per say wetin 'consign' villa people with date of birth. (Well, I knew mine because my mum was a class teacher and had all my birth certs before being sent off to grandma in the village.

Na so we reason the matter tire as we all dey uni that time, we just said since you are 5 months older than me and your mum said she was picking walnuts in the farm when she fell into labour, we just agreed on one date for my cousin o.

Interestingly as we grew we discussed that the old orthodox church in the next (larger) village kept all records of births. My guy went around Christmas 2006 and called me to say we were wrong by exactly 2 weeks! We agreed to start using the right one (Doesn't seem to be the right decision today though)

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Just check the average age of your class mates when you finished secondary school. Then add the two years you lost when you came to Lagos then add the number of years after your secondary school graduation till now.
You can now choose any month you like and your favorite number to be your birthday.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

"Are you blind or deaf? Someone said he lost his parent at a very tender age and you are still asking him to go ask his dead parent. na waoo

Waynesteave:
I don't know

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What do you mean?
Check the date you finished in your certificate

O"Boy I am trying to reason something; first your Mum died after your birth, then your Dad died in an accident where you were the only survivor, your uncle that took you back to Lagos is also dead and your grand ma too. Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Waynesteave:
yes yes yes, you're so damn right. Cuz after my uncle died in 2004 it is the same st Mary's I went to finish my primary cuz I had to go back to meet grandma at village.
But are u sure they will still have that registration considering that time of storing data on paper

go to that St Mary's. They have records of Tinubu's agemates, not to talk of 2004 that's just yesterday.

.. Even ex President Obasanjo doesn't know his real age he just did some guess work when those born around the same time as him knew their ages

Eg if someone you are about 2 years older than tells you he is 30 years old you can guess your age

wealthpreach:


Electrocardiography is the process of producing an electrocardiogram, a recording of the heart's electrical activity. It is an electrogram of the heart which is a graph of voltage versus time of the electrical activity of the heart using electrodes.

Very accurate. Cost around 6k

wow 6k pere, am in abj can I get it done at gwagwalada hospital or maitama hospital they're both gen hospital.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

All these children with phones.

In which year did your parents die?

babyfaceafrica:


Eggzactly, people were much older then. I had people in ss2 and Ss3 who were very matured around 2002-2005..they will be 23-25. Now you see 20 Yr already a University graduate

ggz (x)

emmanuelbrown26:
Op are in any way related with this man

Are you sure okay

Ndo, o? Ask your uncle.

Sirchiboy:
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What do you mean?
Check the date you finished in your certificate

u ask what age did I finish primary school, if the age in my testimonial is the correct one I wouldn't be here bothering ppl.

If you are a Catholic, u will definitely have been baptized. Go to your village church and ask for the record

MEGA4BILLION:
Guy forget about that age stuff,
just count you were 10 years old when you acquire your First School Leaving Certificate. You will thank me later.

Lol. He should just dash himself a full decade (not even 7 or 8 )?

Foodqueen:
If you are a Catholic, u will definitely have been baptized. Go to your village church and ask for the record

Only if the nigga’s actually Catholic.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

This isn't super story by Wale Adenuga. Thus, read it again and assimilate it well before commenting.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.
Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

Most of you on this forum lack comprehension reason I can NEVER argue with anyone on this forum.

You need to go back to primary school to learn how to read and understand okay

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

You should be either 7 or 8 then

Templee333:

his heaster & all his teachers must have died years ago.

Which years ago are you talking about? Was he talking about 60s?

alloy123:
Ask your uncle that brought you to lag or when you travel home. Mingle with you mate who are still in the village, through their age you can assumed your age or you ask elderly people in your village if you were born in the village. Some will still when you were born especially your mates parents or elder brothers or sisters. Sorry for the demise of your parents.

he say the uncle died in 2004.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

read to understand not to talk blindly

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

whatever you get will end up being a guess work.

it may help if you can lay hands on documents from your parents house, go to the hospital you were born and plead with them to trace records and so on (this may cost a lot unless you meet a kind and understanding person).
it is well

Ready100:


Read well.

Bruh you see what we are going through in this country,people won't read and study but they have an opinion,same way we are telling them to DYOR about Peter Obi yet just because of roasted corn and coconut they want to give their children future away.

Slynation:
It cannot be 9 years...My 9year old cousin is already in primary 5 with very sharp retentive memory, me myself can recall what happen to me at the age of 4...

So I'm guessing your date of birth should be around. 1995-1996

Lmao, people's education are faster now o... 20 years dey graduate. Those times, it wasn't so

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

Waynesteave:
wow 6k pere, am in abj can I get it done at gwagwalada hospital or maitama hospital they're both gen hospitals.

Most private or nonfederal hospitals don't have the equipment. Check-in and see.

Waynesteave:
thanks but I was born in lag, my grandma came to take back to village after my mum gave up, my dad died on the spot. It was an accident and I am the only survivor.

Guy you don kill everybody nah.. make tell u ur age abi. Wait I dey come.