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Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Bro you are either 28 or 29. 29 I think ....
If you were to be enrolled into primary 2 in the year 2000 then you should be either 6 or 7 ... do the remaining maths

Reasonwithme2:
If the primary school you attended before your uncle took you out is still functioning. Go there.. they should check your results and probably your registration... You will find the answers u seek

his heaster & all his teachers must have died years ago.

MITCHELL96:


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Do you understand what I mean now?

Understand what?

Yo Man! you are just creating an excuse for your stupidity.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

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At what age did you finish your primary school

Medianna:

Around 2004, many people in primary 5 should be 11, 12 of age. And don't forget he was taken back to nur 3 instead of pri 2 or 3

so what are you insinuating?

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

Did you read the post at all?

OP jare, you could be 6 or 7 years old in pry2. Usually in most villages, you'd not be enrolled into any public primary school unless you're 6 years old. But if you're much more mature in stature, you could be enrolled at age 5. As you left the village in pry 2, I'm thinking you'd either be 6 or 7 years old that time. Do your calculation and pick any preferred year,month or date as your birthday.

That said, no be everyone qey dey village sabi their real age , talkless of noting down their birthdays. The OP said he couldn't speak English so he was demoted to nursery 2. This suggests to me that his parents weren't also educated hence, the birth date wahala.

Nothing do you jare Waynesteave. Just pick a date like baba iyabo did as your birthday. Cheers

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

Have you done WAEC, if yes take that age in your WAEC as your age to avoid nonsense in your future data

Op, we all do not choose what fate grants us, we do not know what the world gave us. I was born in the village, my dad and later mum both died, my senior brother took me to town, I was ed in pry school by my bro . He ed me with different month and year of birth , I assumed that age all my life till I visited village after secondary school.
When I got to village, it was a treasure looking at my Mum’s box, it still had my birth certificate. I discovered my real date of birth and year of birth. Till date my school mates think I’m the age I had , while outside school mates, my wife and kids celebrate my real age.
I was two years older than the average class mate age, you know I started school in village then. My size never show I was older, I got to really program my thought not to think age, but happy at discovery of my real date of birth.
Try and go to your primary school or secondary and use whatever they have for you. If your mum has anything left with older family member you might find more joy in searching through her things. Above all be happy, do not think you can’t go far, I am a father to so many I didn’t born, I am far above most of my class mates in many positive indices of growth. You can go places! Good luck

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

comprehension is a very serious problem in Nigeria nowadays. You read where he wrote about losing his parents at a very young age

Seems like you are one of the originals

Waynesteave:
my uncle is dead, he died in 2004 on my arms.

Ask your uncle that brought you to lag or when you travel home. Mingle with you mate who are still in the village, through their age you can assumed your age or you ask elderly people in your village if you were born in the village. Some will still when you were born especially your mates parents or elder brothers or sisters. Sorry for the demise of your parents.

He is a typical bia-fraud �


Your own na to comment without reading first.. [/quote]

If you have any childhood friend... i think that solves it all

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

If only I can see the pictures of Ur cum sac. I can guess Ur age correctly.

wealthpreach:


Perform an ECG it will tell how many years your heart has functioned.

what is that, sorry to ask.

Sirchiboy:
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At what age did you finish your primary school

I don't know

MEGA4BILLION:
Guy forget about that age stuff,
just count you were 10 years old when you acquire your First School Leaving Certificate. You will thank me later.

This is a good way to go about it without unnecessary stress. God bless you bro.

Gofwane:
This is not funny but I find it funny

It's funny bro. 80% of kids between the ages of 4 to 6 that I have asked their ages gave me an accurate response. They know that a Christmas celebration means another year being added to their age. How come he can't guess or estimate his age?

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

bomb blast happened Jan. 27 2002. That is basic and you can find it on the internet. That is 20 years ago.

Waynesteave:
what is that, sorry to ask.

Electrocardiography is the process of producing an electrocardiogram, a recording of the heart's electrical activity. It is an electrogram of the heart which is a graph of voltage versus time of the electrical activity of the heart using electrodes.

Very accurate. Cost around 6k

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

27 or 28

I have 2 solutions.
1. Go to your village. I'm sure there are other people in your compound. I'm sure they knew when u were born. I'm sure you have mates. U may not be able to get the exact date but I'm sure u will figure out d year and then u connect d dots.

2. Create year, month and day for urself. Get affidavits and u and most of our politicians becomes same. In fact u will be worse because u will have opportunity to change the affidavits at will whenever u want to alter ur employment and political records.

But in all I'm sure we go catch u when u start hobbling around d corridors of court clerk.

Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.

ikeja bomb blast was in 2002. If u were in primary 3 in the village then, u were probably 9 years then.
So were possibly born in 1993.

You mean you dont know tour age?

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

Read her commenting

Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27

you should be 29 now.

Dunkjames5:
op what are you talking about?
I look 23 but am just 21.

i look 23 but i am 30yrs getting to 31.

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

Didn't read what he wrote well?? He said that "he lost his both parents at the tender age. Read well before you comment

Some parents sha, I when i was 16, my dad will say, you are 29 years old, and I asked him how, he said he needs to fast forward my age so people will respect me in the society, I was like haba!

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

''I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.''
Did you read his write-up at all
Wuru wuru to the answer.

[quote author=MITCHELL96 post=117341037]This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. [ stop saying rubbish. I was born in village and in 1980's where and awhen it's difficult to record or keep our dates of birth. I saw my own in the middle of my brother's agric text book where he wrote my full name and the day i was born. If not my brother's record, I wouldn't know my own. In my own case, will you blame my parents. Mind you,]

MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them.

First to comment without reading and comprehending. Your parents are responsible for not taking u to a good school. Tell them to collect ur fees from ur primary school