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I read that they are really deadly.

osukaam:
Is been long I heard from Lalasticlala o

Be like the lalasticlala don get work for exxon mobil..
Maybe e don resign leave seun work

Soup don ready

Were

Kingzy4pep:
On top how much?

what??
Pls use english.
I do not understand pidgin.

tnx

Peter obi's and Anambra peoples god.

That guy should be thanking God. One bite from that and he is gone in minutes

Bnnai8:
Yooooo

You no get family to teach?

Ofemmanu1:
Eh?

E Don tey small since we see Snakes for FP.


Oya, Lala..

Says who?

Peter Obi nko?

Is he not a snake too?

One bite from this snake, you are gone.


They call it Tomorrow is too late.

That’s a bitis rhinoceros viper. It looks almost like the gaboon viper but it’s not. It is still deadly though, killed a man here in Umuahia two years ago.

Mehn! My neighbors saw one at our backyard but couldn't kill it. I can't kill it either, I hate snakes! Gosh!

Princess80:
what??
Pls use english.
I do not understand pidgin.

tnx

Princess80:
what??
Pls use english.
I do not understand pidgin.

tnx

And the boldfaced is proper english, right? Nonsense.

Food don land

seunny4lif:
Lala
Lala and take Snake thread to FP is heaven on earth.

Let that snake drag UK queen to underworld where millions of Irish, Africans and Indians are waiting to deal with her and her husband.

It may not happen anytime soon. She is a cat with nine lives. I heard she is making a good recovery.

Kajaard:


And the boldfaced is proper english, right? Nonsense.

Sorry sir,
I do not have a problem if you abbreviate words.

I just do not understand pidgin

Gaboon viper is a hyperactive venomous snake, its very dangerous, vicious and deadly.

Princess80:
Sorry sir,
I do not have a problem if you abbreviate words.

I just do not understand pidgin

Balderdash. Be deceiving yourself.

lasisi69:

It wasnt suppose to be a mockery, i do not understand pidgin

Focusmind:


It may not happen anytime soon. She is a cat with nine lives. I heard she is making a good recovery.

She is already dead

How can you eat a gaboon viper ? I mean what manner of hunger or irrationality possess one to do such a thing ?

Na wa o. all these Tinubu ers sef

Kajaard:


Balderdash. Be deceiving yourself.

My comment wasnt suppose to be a mockery.

I seriously do not speak pidgin

Princess80:
My comment wasnt suppose to be a mockery.

I seriously do not speak pidgin

Okay if you say so. I just thought you were trying to mock that dude. No worries. Cheers

seunny4lif:

She is already dead

My brother, Just seeing it on Euronews now. It seems you were expecting her death

Very poisonous

You should be worried to have such deadly snake as neighbor

Their pikin fit dey around or husband.

This snake na bite and die

Better go fumigate your surroundings

Princess80:
It wasnt suppose to be a mockery, i do not understand pidgin

yahoo boy

This one is big o! Chisos.. If this kind Gaboon viper bite person. Straight highway to heaven.

That snake is damn valuable...! Why kill what can give you so much money. Our people and ignorance are like 5 and 6.

nlfpmod:


https://twitter.com/__alabi/status/1567801101142851586?t=MX9WwxQMdLxYvBWOBFEy-Q&s=08

Gaboon viper snake with the deadliest venon.

In 15mins or less u are dead

In humans, a bite from a Gaboon viper causes rapid and conspicuous swelling, intense pain, severe shock, and local blistering. Other symptoms may include uncoordinated movements, defecation, urination, swelling of the tongue and eyelids, convulsions, and unconsciousness.[5] Blistering, bruising, and necrosis may be extensive. Sudden hypotension, heart damage, and dyspnoea may occur.[12] The blood may become incoagulable, with internal bleeding that may lead to haematuria and haematemesis.[4][12] Local tissue damage may require surgical excision and possibly amputation to any affected limb.[4] Healing may be slow, and fatalities during the recovery period are not uncommon.[12]

And the snake was sighted,
And the snake was slain
And the picture of the snake was posted

Lala!!
Rise forth from thine slumber, for a feast is set before thee!!!