NewStats: 3,262,894 , 8,178,489 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 12:50 AM 6u4e3f

My girlfriend went to a clinic for pregnancy check up yesterday.

I was serious praying for God to do me just one wish.

But when she came back, smile was all over her face.

I asked her, whats the outcome of the test?

What she said to me is "congratulation"

I said for what?

She told me she is preg**nt.

I didn't ask her for the test result papers or what ever they call it, bcoz i dont know how to check it.

I was just staring her in shock but she keeps on smiling and laughing.

She went home after i didnt ulter a word to her.

Something told me in my mind that she just wanna play mind games with me.

Bcoz it cant be.

I dont know how to get her to tell me the truth, cuz she behaves somehow atimes.

So pls how can you tell, when u see the result paper?

Cuz the food wey ah chop since yesterday no gree digest.

Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman the winning team. Jagaban for 2023

If you are comfortable go and pay her pride price

Make I book space fess I'll be back

DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying for Tinubu, you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman the winning team. Jagaban for 2023

make una pray for me

If God do am for me baa,

i go campaign for anybody

07kjb:
If you are comfortable go and pay her pride price

i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

EmiDon11:
i ve no intention of marrying the girl.

Although i met her a virgin

I don't insult on a public forum but ... Well make I hold wetin I wan talk .

DaddyFreeze2020:
Your mates are busy campaigning and rallying for Tinubu, [/b]you're here chooking a woman you've not married.
Abeg leave woman the winning team. [b]Jagaban for 2023

No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?

She'll be pregnant with twins in Jesus name.
Congratulations Daddy Twins
Baba Ibeji

Ehhh, you're fuccking HIV and staph infested Nigerian vaginarians without condom? You fit go to the forests and fight lions now because fear itself suppose to dey fear you as you dey so.

EmiDon11:
why insult me?

Na rape i rape her?

You have no intentions to marry her but na you first chook preek .

Orgasmgiver123:


No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?

Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI

Nonexisting:
Ehhh, you're fuccking HIV and staph infested Nigerian vaginarians without condom? You fit go to the forests and fight lions now because fear itself suppose to dey fear you as you dey so.

oga the girl na virgin

EmiDon11:
sorry

I only fuck_tear leathers (virgins)

Not second hands

... Fuçk them and dump them afterwards?
I pray your children will all be Females.

Vikkoh:

... Fuçk them and dump them afterwards? I pray your children will all be Females.

i will keep dem indoors

EmiDon11:
oga the girl na virgin

She is a virgin but she went for pregnancy test and she know road to there too? Mtchew.

Nonexisting:
She is a virgin but she went for pregnancy test and she know road to there too? Mtchew.

Khaleesi4lyf:
Make I book space fess I'll be back

is everything alright sweetie?

I know you're lying but continue.

Beebah2000:
I know you're lying but continue.

i'm not in the mood for insult for now pls
Just zoom off
Pls

DaddyFreeze2020:


Why are you Obidients very insultive.
Na wetin go pursue people from voting OBI

You see the hell buhari is making us go through yet you still want to vote for another old incapable man whose only reason for wanting to be president is because it is his turn “ emi lo kan”
I’m sorry for Nigeria
Especially the youths

EmiDon11:
is everything alright sweetie?

I should be asking you Baba ibeji

Khaleesi4lyf:
I should be asking you Baba ibeji

leave that thing babe

I just wanna.......

U know

Virgins are rare

But i know she's playing with me.

EmiDon11:
i'm not in the mood for insult for now pls

Just zoom off

Pls

continue lying. Lying is good for your health.

Beebah2000:
continue lying. Lying is good for your health.

cc: joyousfunitire

Come and hold ur baby

Warn her b4 i start my own

EmiDon11:
leave that thing babe

I just wanna.......

U know

Virgins are rare

But i know she's playing with me.

she might not. The fact she's a virgin

EmiDon11:
cc: joyousfunitire

Come and hold ur baby

Warn her b4 i start my own

No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo.
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo.

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day.

Khaleesi4lyf:
she might not. The fact she's a virgin

u mean she might not be pregnant abi?

EmiDon11:
u mean she might not be pregnant abi?

I meant she might not be telling lies about the pregnancy

Beebah2000:
No start wetin u no go fit finish ooo.
Silent Groper no go fit save u ooo.

E seems like say today na Happy Lying Day.

mess1, victorUSA, come nd bear me witness

as i dey tell her to withdraw from what she cant finish, she wont hear.

if i start my own, dont tell me to stop.