NewStats: 3,263,957 , 8,182,084 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:44 AM 4j12v

BlueMann:

I like those yam leg for full backs, now I know why the guy is good at close marking.

Skimpledawg:

You not okay sir

See no evil, hear no evil.

Really enjoying this Arsenal all or nothing documentary and Arteta behaves weird sometimes. Would love us to have something like that at Chelsea.

airmark:

na Alonso be that ? wetin en still dey find for our kit ?

Cucu ready to cook really well

donstan18:

Bundesliga.

Lewa is the greatest.

It has nothing to do with National achievements. He’s not German.

How is he the greatest?

hensben:
Did Lamptey play LCB?

Dey deceive yourself.
Did we sign him to play LCB. He is not that tall to play that role.
This guy is a £35m max transfer.

I hope he does well because all our record gs have flopped. We have now paid a record fee for a Left back, Goalkeeper and a striker.

Jesus, help us on this one .

donstan18:

Bundesliga.

Lewa is the greatest.

It has nothing to do with National achievements. He’s not German.

Alright even though I disagree afterall he's already broken gerd's most bundesliga goals in a season tally but make Bayern fans no catch you now ooh

The way Todd boehly moves in deals is fast tho

We got linked to cuckuruuku on Monday and he has been signed already

Make tuchel just perform sha

WhoDeyHause:

Alonslow moving to your dead club is okay for me.

I enjoyed seeing you shed tears over kounde and raphinha

Android22:
You dey try o. Henso reasons like 100 people use that same and all of them disagree with each other.

Pep is checkbook manager he is trying to buy cucu (LB) even though he has Ake (LCB) and Cancelo (RB).

Tuchel is not a checkbook manager he needs Cucu (LB) to compete with Chillwell (LB).

Pep is a checkbook manager he always gets what he wants. *while not getting the players he has wanted...consistently*

Tuchel is not a checkbook manager - Boehly made the gs not him.

"It does not matter what we pay as long as the player is good".

"Why should Pep buy Haaland and Alvarez even though he has sold Sterling and Jesus?"

Where is Pep's UCL?

I mean where is it without Messi?

Where is it without Debruyne?

Why must he use good players?

Why must he have players?

Where is his Europa?

Mourinho is better he won the Conference league.

drisham:
The way Todd boehly moves in deals is fast tho

We got linked to cuckuruuku on Monday and he has been signed already

Make tuchel just perform sha

Abeg boehly too Mumu for deal

He was lucky no other suitors for cucurella, if today pep dem put body na another L

Skimpledawg:



You dey see me exchange posts with them?
We have been infiltrated o

Ibime:
Another £85m for Fufu incoming

That's £150m for Fufu and Kukuruku. Tuchel dey mad

This is 90M Fufuna plus cucu soup

donstan18:
But wait! Barcelona actually bought Raphinha on credit and yet to him?

won rowo ra moto, won k'o rowo ra epo si.

They have money to buy a car but don't have money to fuel it.

andrewbaba44:


Abeg boehly too Mumu for deal

He was lucky no other suitors for cucurella, if today pep dem put body na another L

oga get out kwanu... Whats your problem? Free us abeg !!!

Ihebu4chelsea:
oga get out kwanu... Whats your problem? Free us abeg !!!

if you chase him out,where do you want him to go?
You want boredom to finish him? I am very sure we are playing fpl together,whether you like it or not he will be here every matchday

Boredom na your mate??

hensben:
Must chelsea win league, I need a competitive team. This team will win the league at some point, not every season because we have liverpool and city to compete with. Chelsea is still work in progress; We still need a capable DM not sissies. They will definitely win a trophy this coming season.

Excuse don start yet when Man city no win league noise everywhere

The same person is asking "Must Chelsea win th league? why Not is Chelsea disabled?

Ennyjay69:
if you chase him out,where do you want him to go?
You want boredom to finish him? I am very sure we are playing fpl together,whether you like it or not he will be here every matchday

Boredom na your mate??

lol..na the same boredom dey make una dey follow Barca news and updates

Good luck.

Jodera:
As at June 2022, this is the net spend of top 11 English clubs since 2017(Peps regime) according to transfermarket.

You're in a top 5 in net spend. The way Una dey shout net spend net spend for here, someone will think you guys will be down the ladder and over 500m shy of guardiola.

We will evaluate that net spend when the season start and transfer window close

Ennyjay69:
if you chase him out,where do you want him to go?
You want boredom to finish him? I am very sure we are playing fpl together,whether you like it or not he will be here every matchday

Boredom na your mate??

That guy is a secret Chelsea Fan!!

raumdeuter:


Excuse don start yet when Man city no win league noise everywhere

The same person is asking "Must Chelsea win th league? why Not is Chelsea disabled?

We want to win the Champions League !!!

BlaqFaze:
lol..na the same boredom dey make una dey follow Barca news and updates

who get time for barca??
How many chelsea fans have you seen on your thread?
it it,nairaland is too boring for you barca bots
Btw,Hope you have set your fpl team?

Eaziimoney:

How is he the greatest?

He was whatever it takes to be the greatest Bundesliga striker ever.

Not even nostalgia bias won’t change that.

Ihebu4chelsea:
That guy is a secret Chelsea Fan!!

even if he is not a chelsea fan he will soon become one cos you can't be ons club's thread every night and day without liking the club

Ennyjay69:
who get time for barca??
How many chelsea fans have you seen on your thread?
it it,nairaland is too boring for you barca bots
Btw,Hope you have set your fpl team?

mumu when your people dey remind us say we neva players you blind

yh, my laliga fantasy

Facts not emotions please.

Kantebets:
Cucu is far better than Ake

City made a mistake not selling Ake for 40M to Chelsea then buying Cucu

I am looking forward to see that 5ft8 cucu play LCB

Dem say Ake at 5ft10 is short, dem say Kounde at 5ft 10 is short, dem say Man utd Lisandro Martinez at 5ft 9 is short.

Now lets try Cucuruuku wey dey drag heigh with Messi as LCB

Ennyjay69:
even if he is not a chelsea fan he will soon become one cos you can't be ons club's thread every night and day without liking the club

Abi... You are right.... You need to see how he Follows this thread back to back!! I wonder if Chelsea now Plays in the Spanish League.... Guess he's afraid of R.Madrid !!

raumdeuter:


I am looking forward to see that 5ft8 cucu play LCB

Dem say Ake at 5ft10 is short, dem say Kounde at 5ft 10 is short, dem say Man utd Lisandro Martinez at 5ft 9 is short.

Now lets try Cucuruuku wey dey drag heigh with Messi as LCB

E choke

raumdeuter:


I am looking forward to see that 5ft8 cucu play LCB

Dem say Ake at 5ft10 is short, dem say Kounde at 5ft 10 is short, dem say Man utd Lisandro Martinez at 5ft 9 is short.

Now lets try Cucuruuku wey dey drag heigh with Messi as LCB

He played there occasionally for Brighton but me thinks he will end up taking chilwell spot at LB

As a left back he is streets ahead of Ake so City missed a trick
Besides Chelsea are still in for Fofana