NewStats: 3,265,211 , 8,186,021 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 09:24 PM 6r1k57

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As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no enger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow enger who wanted to in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

clown, this sound so weird.

Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

Yeah

Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear.

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

GuyWise101:
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As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no enger with me, I did it quickly and within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up.

Masturbation is bae.

This one don be careful..

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

Upon all you nor still hear word...

This op nah eleribu
Masturbate for commercial bus?
Who even masturbate where he makes money?

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one lookear, out the other...

you are a legend

Vinnie2000:
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

But why una too dey lie for this website? You mean you’re hustling 18 hours a day without any breaks?
C’mon getat

Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me [s]“Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“[/s]

she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her u fall her hand dude

Mhykel217:



she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her u fall her hand dude

You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

Kollins11:


[s]You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.[/s]

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy

Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy

Ogbeni.. Be calming down please.

Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy

Ogbeni.. Be calming down please.

Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

[s]ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc[/s] than masturbating boy

rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Haakeem:
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!

no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Lol, its like your libido dey high o.

Lol

Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend

this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc

pls help

*not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet

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Haakeem:
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!

[/s]

I came in here to laugh and only reading a few comments did it thanks collins

Your mum is very funny

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no enger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow enger who wanted to in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

O.P i am just curious to know what you used as a lubricant in that bus
wetti you use

SimeonOTC:


O.P i am just curious to know what you used as a lubricant in that bus
wetti you use

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I carry my Vaseline enter bus

Masturbating is a sin against your
body and a odorful smell to the
nostrils of God just same way
fornication and adultery rots too

Anywayz, this guy below had his best friend
gave him the shock of his life from the way
she was licking this in his car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teOLMNnlk3w

Wait,

Like you masturbate in your shop and in a commercial bus too??

This is mad naw...jeez

Modified: There's no way you can tell me that seun isn't liasing with these mods to post stupid controversial topics on FP...

Like...why on earth is this on FP!...damn!

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no enger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow enger who wanted to in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

This your life is not normal. It would land you in serious troubles if you continue.