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Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread

Odewaleadesoye:

When did she become Virgin Mary

Hahahhahahaha

She told me she had a smart watch for long and she forgot she had it, and she just found it. A smart watch?

Truth: Side nigga just buy her smart watch.

Ingocof:



Correct for where? The text message from her phone that was sent by the guy put an end to the discussion.

the guy de whine you bro lol

Yinkakolawole:
for ur own dictionary?

World stat

This happened to someone I know

The mugu lied that his mum in U.S told him and his siblings to travel to her state so they can get familiar with her people, whereas he went to see a lady he met on this forum, for the 3 days he was there, anytime my friend wants to talk to his sister through his phone, he will lie that she's not around or other silly excuses, las las the lady he went to see was engaged and planning her wedding for early next year, when my friend found out, the way she mocked and laughed at him ehn the mumu was stammering and speechless, she broke up with him straight.

tollyboy5:

World stat

i dont argue, but ask people who has the knowledge than you do.

DimIsaac10:
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.

LMAO

She's telling me one right now....

obembet:
Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread

where u dey b4

She told me she was a Virgin
The first day she came visiting, we started... I never had the thought to straf her cos I believed

I just siad I should use my rod to play down there #gbam l... I met my rod freely inside the red Sea.... Las Las, she said na me just disvirgined her �

I was so speechless �
What a blantant lie.... Lied to free her self from lie... Ladies ehn �

tillaman:
That she was a virgin but after penetration Na water we see we nor see blood, the water nor be brown ooo na white
She come dey cry say make I no leave her and all Omo ni seni mo japa ni ooo, Lolade if you dey nairaland let me hit it one more time

Hmmm,
Chop again?
As i you, you are part of those kwasu or uniilorin student

Maximus85:
She told me she had a smart watch for long and she forgot she had it, and she just found it. A smart watch?

Truth: Side nigga just buy her smart watch.

Person buy smart watch for babe you still dey call am side nigga?? Lool

His phone fell into the couch, that’s why it rang for 3 whole days and he couldn’t pick up.
.
I just said “okay “.
I realized arguing would be a waste of time and decided on the spot to end the relationship,

JovialJune:
This happened to someone I know

The mugu lied that his mum in U.S told him and his siblings to travel to her state so they can get familiar with her people, whereas he went to see a lady he met on this forum, for the 3 days he was there, anytime my friend wants to talk to his sister through his phone, he will lie that she's not around or other silly excuses, las las the lady he went to see was engaged and planning her wedding for early next year, when my friend found out, the way she mocked and laughed at him ehn the mumu was stammering and speechless, she broke up with him straight.

Bt he didn’t cheat on her. It was a friendly visit tho he lied about it. Since nothing happened he should be forgiven.

I can't stop talking to my ex because of you, it's childish. A'moye homeboy still dey collect. No grudge towards the guy na the bird brain broad I just dey SMH for, I wasn't bothered though because I been still dey collect.

I once parked outside an Ex house when she got dropped off. Called 10mins later to ask what she is up to. She said she has been indoors and trying to change a light bulb. I drove off.
Reason for lie unknown...

This babe look so innocent. whenever I pay her a visit, she's either in Bro. Femi's room laughing to his jokes or they are having a chat in their compound, She kept telling me ghat he is just a nice neighbour and there's nothing going on between them until I mistakenly enter her chats with him. What I saw made me to vow NEVER to be serious with too sanctimonious girls. My people I tried to force tear out of my eyes to wash away my pain but the man in me refused to shed tears.

OneManLegion:


Person buy smart watch for babe you still dey call am side nigga?? Lool

Haaaaa, oblaimiiii, na true ooo..... Na me be side nigga oooo

My God fight for me, two of dem no last.

Covid oooooo.... is the reason for this and is d reason for that ooooo....

Yinkakolawole:
i dont argue, but ask people who has the knowledge than you do.

dont be ignorant , check world stat

wahala people, my gf does not lie to me only my ex was the lieing, gold digging and nagging type and I could have sworn all women were her type, anyway it's not good to be in an abusive and obsessive r/ship it could damage you permanently

There should be a limit to how far your folly can go na. It's sad

KillIgbohoN0W:
Told me she was pregnant with our saviour but she didn't cheat.

2006, she was living in Port Harcourt and I was in owerri. Saw her out of the blue at wetheral road by mcc junction with a very notorious runs girl in owerri then, although they were classmates in ikenegbu girls 97-03, they weren't friends. I asked her what she was doing with that girl and why she was dressed almost naked. Her reply was, that they are going to government house for supplies.

I knew that moment it was over between us.
You dey go supply for government house dressed like an olosho.
Chidinma ntoor.

Firstly shina cris of Achiever football club of ibadan,if you reading this E no go better for you


I and my babe lives in Lagos,nah so she she told me she want attend family meeting at ogun state,I still give her T.fare,and I also have a football match far away at ibadan,To God be the Glory naso my opponent bring babe enter dressing room,lo and behold it was my girlfriend I saw,that was the day I knew nothing is impossible in this life


After God i fear daughters of eve

Direct from the horse's mouth as typed by her....



10/11/2020, 9:48 am - +234 903 197: I neva had any doubt
And God knows I neva had anyone
But the person present was a connection from my boss sister that stays abroad
So it's not my formulation
10/11/2020, 9:49 am - Kuljoe: But you should av let me know instead of pretending and deceiving me, even if it's not your formulation, it's still your decision to take and you were not forced I guess
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: I neva knew until the first Saturday of last month wen they matched down to my house to ask my hand in marriage
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: God knows
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: U just concluded
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: I and my family have not even concluded they are still waiting for my reply
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: That man stays abroad
My boss sister met him and told him about me
He came to Nigeria and meet me
I told him I had someone but he keeps disturbing
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: Have u seen me post him
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry someone I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:55 am - +234 903 197: I never for once loved u less
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: Despite everything i went through I had faith that someday all the dreams we had will come out real
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: But u saw something and concluded
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry a man I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:58 am - +234 903 197: See eh
My sister told me to play along with him, based on the fact that he is wealthy and has connections so even if I tell him am not interested he won't cut everything off
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - +234 903 197: See
If u can just know how depressed I was
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - Kuljoe: And you want me to believe this
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: Am not begging you to believe me
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: But God knows everyone's heart





Funny enough, the guy is based in Naija and not Abroad, she just had to lie.

obembet:
Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread

In relationships women blow unbelievable lies , men code their lies that u can't find out .

WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

Liar Mohd

Realstick94123:
It's a great site to reach Ghanaian audience. Ghana Nairaland

thief!! !

Refurbished nairaland

doe:
I once parked outside an Ex house when she got dropped off. Called 10mins later to ask what she is up to. She said she has been indoors and trying to change a light bulb. I drove off.
Reason for lie unknown...

Oga what are you looking for at your exes places



You too want knack abi

luscioustrish:
His phone fell into the couch, that’s why it rang for 3 whole days and he couldn’t pick up.
.
I just said “okay “.
I realized arguing would be a waste of time and decided on the spot to end the relationship,

He even ended it before u , if u understand

If Khadija lie to you, that's when you will know that Lai Muhammad is learning. Relationship of four months, I used three months the listen to lies. Abeg make I go read Bisi Akande book to forget about Khadija.