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What is the most Unintelligent Lie a Partner has ever told your in a relationship?

This is mine:
"I saw her coming out of a hotel with a man, when I asked her, she said that her Uncle was having a conference in the hotel so she went to help him clean the Conference Room."

Share yours with us as we laugh and learn from your story.

Told me she was pregnant with our saviour but she didn't cheat.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Told me she was pregnant with our saviour but she didn't cheat.

When did she become Virgin Mary?

Can't ...

That, her ex always call her & there is nothing between them again. I believe the blantant lie till the day i caught her red handed tell him the hotel where to meet up to give him puuuuuna to eat. Women can lie for the whole africa.

Yinkakolawole:
That, her ex always call her & there is nothing between them again. I believe the blantant lie till the day i caught her red handed tell him the hotel where to meet up to give him puuuuuna to eat. Women can lie for the whole africa.

..... Modified.....

Maybe she went there to break up with him physically.

That she was a virgin but after penetration Na water we see we nor see blood, the water nor be brown ooo na white
She come dey cry say make I no leave her and all Omo ni seni mo japa ni ooo, Lolade if you dey nairaland let me hit it one more time

Odewaleadesoye:

Maybe she want there to break up with him physically

i laugh in swahili, my brodar eyes don see 4 women matter ooo.

Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

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Keep the lies coming in

Was Strolling down the Street, Saw her in a Guy's Room standing close to the Window!

Asked her

And she 'The Guy is our Family friend. He is very Close to my Dad'..
I Just Quickly Smashed the Punny 2x and Bid her Au re Voir!


Like if this story is Real, Share if nah Lie I Blow!

Back in the days, when we just finished secondary school, i been dey date dey hottest babe, unfortunately for me, na mumu i still be, ebube kept lying nd lying, telling me nothing is on between she nd mr Daniel (our school teacher) nd also richard (whom she claimed was her brothers friend)
They were all straffing my babe!
But this actually taught me a lesson!
Abeg slawormiie me dat kpoli!

That if I leave her that she would die ..
So I decided to leave her to see whether she's going to die... Cynthia is getting married next year January...women are scum

She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.

Lmaooo,....

Lordedifice1:
She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.

Sorry man.

Who cares i just yimu ...

She lied that her dad was sick and she wanted visiting him in the village, not knowing that she was going to spend some days in another guy's house.. I later found out tho..
Sandra, dog will bite your ass

icebird25:
That if I leave her that she would die ..
So I decided to leave her to see whether she's going to die... Cynthia is getting married next year January...women are scum

So you one make she die before?

Odewaleadesoye:

Maybe she want there to break up with him physically

Baba green

Juliusmomoh:


Baba green

Boss... I hail ooo.

Odewaleadesoye:
Boss... I hail ooo.

Green means agriculture. Are you a farmer

Juliusmomoh:


Green means agriculture. Are you a farmer

I am an advocate for tree planting.

Said phone was about to die during a Whatsapp call and me never see notice from Whatsapp

ok

Odewaleadesoye:

I am an advocate for tree planting.

Weldon o mr. Advocate.

Can you also help us advocate for nigeria?.. Just saying

Odewaleadesoye:

It is beyond repair Sir.

o:

Jesus!!!
Do i just hear you say your corn-tree is beyond repair ?...

You need to be arrest for underrating your corn-tree

Am from US

Biitch told me she wasn't after my money but real love, e no reach 24hours, she Don begin ask for urgent 5k...