NewStats: 3,259,520 , 8,170,414 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 12:43 PM 6t6q40

You are at an interview and the ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY

1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

You will hear from us, next

1. Why Are You Here?

You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

Hiiiaah, Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?

3. Tell us about yourself?

Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.

4. What is your expected salary?

You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.

5. How soon will u start work?

I am hearing this allegation for the first time in my life. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.

Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

chatinent:

You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?


Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?


Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.


You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.


I am hearing this allegation for the first time. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.

What? Security!!

Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

Neeext!

Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

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Lol. Charlie, aden?

ChiefSosa:

Lol. Charlie, aden?

Me p3 S3 y3sere kakra

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY

1. And you too why are you here?

2. For your own security's sake

3. I am like your faaada

4. Gari and sugar

5. When Arsenal win trophy

Nah so so craze people full dis thread including Op

Hahahahaaa so funny

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want

2. Why Should we Hire You?

You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.

3. Tell us about yourself?

I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.

4. What is your expected salary?

2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.

5. How soon will u start work?

Why, this night, if possible!

1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!

don’t mention me again

nymphomaniac:
don’t mention me again

Mtcheeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

nymphomaniac:
don’t mention me again

Omo

Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!

lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

Lol. I bin dey wait for you to post.

Emotionalbeing:

Honey..

chatinent:


Honey..

Sweetie

Emotionalbeing:
Sweetie

In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.

chatinent:



In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.

Lol.. That's for the whole year nar

Emotionalbeing:
Lol.. That's for the whole year nar

Gbamsolutely...that's the spirit.