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Bandit monkeys
Animals are really getting wiser these days, are we witnessing evolution right before our very eyes?

Monkey see, monkey do...

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Omo
FG could have told us that they payed ransom to monkeys instead of telling us that monkey swallowed 70 million naira.

Monkey business

Bandits

Bandits wearing monkey costume holding innocent pets to ransom.

They must have learnt KIDNAPPING from a Nigerian resident in that country. Naija no de carry last!

This are Bandits monkey

I an incident which happened in my state.

A man went to his farm with his family which included a baby.

The farm was near a forest.

They kept the baby on some clothes and started working.


When the man turned around after sometime,he saw a monkey holding his baby.

He thought the monkey would make away with his baby.


So he loaded a gun,aimed at the monkey and shot.

But the monkey suddenly raised the baby to cover itself.

That is how the bullet killed the baby while the monkey dropped the dead baby and fled into the bush.


It is not always that animals are wicked. I have seen a dog kissing a baby.

Maybe the monkey loved the innocence of the baby and wanted to just hold the baby.


But the man thought the monkey meant evil by carrying his baby

There is a way an animal can love you and just want to hold you.

most probably not evolution, monkeys are known to steal items from tourists, and they usually bargain these items for food in return.

So i think the same may apply here.

masterP042:
Bandit monkeys
Animals are really getting wiser these days, are we witnessing evolution right before our very eyes?

Sunnybay7:
Bandit monkey

southerners would have long feasted on those nuisance primates

They are a nuisance and like the Apes and humans, are all primates, they look like us, while the Apes like the Chimpanzee, and bonobo, share 99.8 percent DNA with humans.

Although, unlike the Apes, some primates with tails are of great nuisance or annoyance, due to their intelligence and crafty nature, like the monkey and babboons, babboons are the most notorious but also funny.

Quality20:
southerners would have long feasted on those nuisance primates

Lamasta:


This monkey's still dey learn work they should come to Nigeria where snake is swallowing N50M inside office...

Under GEJ's government

mfm04622:


Under GEJ's government

Buhari government

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/snake-allegedly-swallows-n36-million-jamb-office-vault-nigerians-react/

Princeadebayo11:
He just wants to play with the pup now.

Please where did you get that picture, resemble my ex

The monkey is a fulani bandit

Hangmnk:
Acting Like Typical IPOB In Malaysia. They'll problem going to eat the dog and "flush" it with Alcohol, like their cousins here Nigeria.

So foolan bandits sorry terrorists have taken their stock in trade to far away Asia. Wonder shall never end.
A Fulani terrorist after collecting ransom.

Which type of mongrel is that? I picked up my neighbours pup last week this small thing struggled biting me with tiny teeth and wriggling. I couldn't hold it for long. Docile Malaysia dogs kidnapped by monkeys lol.

FalseProphet1:
I see there monkeys kidnaping Nigerians, I see Lai Mohammed telling Nigerians that it's because we eat them too much that's why they're angry, I see Buhari telling them to repent, I see them repenting, I see the government placing a ban on the killing and eating of monkeys, I see Southerners calling the government's bluff, I see them killing monkeys, I see buhari borrowing $10trillion to build a game reserve for them, I see the north and south uniting to loot the money.

This I have seen.

your last three lines eh. I no go surprise

Quiny32323:


Please where did you get that picture, resemble my ex

Just saw it online. But she is not your ex because I've once saw an artwork of this piece around Osun State

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Skunk at work ...who gave Malaysian monkeys osogbo weeds

Wahala

Well, for your brand new or UK used smart TV sets and soundbars, check my signature

Those monkey are from Northern Nigeria fulani herdsmonkey and bandits..

Dozziehh:
Really? So monkey sef dey form gang

Monkeys usually are gangsters in the wild

Lamasta:

Buhari government

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/02/snake-allegedly-swallows-n36-million-jamb-office-vault-nigerians-react/

It happened under GEJ, exposed under Buhari.

Hangmnk:
Acting Like Typical IPOB In Malaysia. They'll problem going to eat the dog and "flush" it with Alcohol, like their cousins here Nigeria.

Abokki fulani herdsman can't even make a descent sentence in English

7victor:
I an incident which happened in my state.

A man went to his farm with his family which included a baby.

The farm was near a forest.

They kept the baby on some clothes and started working.


When the man turned around after sometime,he saw a monkey holding his baby.

He thought the monkey would make away with his baby.


So he loaded a gun,aimed at the monkey and shot.

But the monkey suddenly raised the baby to cover itself.

That is how the bullet killed the baby while the monkey dropped the dead baby and fled into the bush.


It is not always that animals are wicked. I have seen a dog kissing a baby.

Maybe the monkey loved the innocence of the baby and wanted to just hold the baby.


But the man thought the monkey meant evil by carrying his baby

There is a way an animal can love you and just want to hold you.

Ok

Hangmnk:
Acting Like Typical IPOB In Malaysia. They'll probably going to eat the dog and "flush" it with Alcohol, like their cousins here Nigeria.

English is so terrible

Hangmnk:
Acting Like Typical IPOB In Malaysia. They'll problem going to eat the dog and "flush" it with Alcohol, like their cousins here Nigeria.

That is why ur Fada tried to abort you,because he knows u will be useless in life,he saw that your future will be full of data borrowing,and extreme stupidity exhibition.Anuohia.