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So after spending some quality time at the gym building muscle wey no show( e be like say my village people dey thief my muscle with all my gyming I still be like turkey) and also doing calculation or SAPAculation as the case may be, I decide say na once man dey die, make I carry the little change wey remain for my savings ( as una all Sabi say I don carry all my money go do music wey no blow instead of my music to blow na so so shame e dey bring upon me I don suffer) go chop fried rice and chicken for one nice eatery.


Na so I sit-down jeje dey reason how the 1900 wey I take chop don sink hole in pocket na so two beautiful tall sexy looking ladies waka inside the eatery with fliers, it's obvious they came for marketing. Na so I sit-down jeje dey watch as them they to people.

That's how them reach my side ooo to my biggest suprise na so them Waka !!! go meet another person wey dey behind me na so them comot ooo.

The thing do me gbirigbiri for body say wetin Dem dey wey no dey befitting for me? Out of busybody na so I go the table of some customers wey just comot check the flier see wetin dey their na so I see say na car Dem dey kpolowo.


Na so I go the eatery mirror wey dey the wash hand basin look my sef from my empty coconut head to my toes. I come confuse dey ask myself say "I no resemble person wey fit afford car" chaiii and this morning I dey hail myself say I don dey fresh ooo

So my dear ladies and gentlemen as body dey hot me I say make I take pictures so as to help me analyse am and answer this question

DO I REALLY LOOK SAPALISTIC ?

They fit assume say you drive come, maybe you carry key for hand.

Them don see your six pack.

Them conclude say you nor get dough

Na you sing these songs?

Aniboo:
Na you sing these songs?

the guy talent no reach that side.

You no look attractive to them

This guy be like woman
He too like clout

Iamdbull:
So after spending some quality time at the gym building muscle wey no show( e be like say my village people dey thief my muscle with all my gyming I still be like turkey) and also doing calculation or SAPAculation as the case may be, I decide say na once man dey die, make I carry the little change wey remain for my savings ( as una all Sabi say I don carry all my money go do music wey no blow instead of my music to blow na so so shame e dey bring upon me I don suffer) go chop fried rice and chicken for one nice eatery.


Na so I sit-down jeje dey reason how the 1900 wey I take chop don sink hole in pocket na so two beautiful tall sexy looking ladies waka inside the eatery with fliers, it's obvious they came for marketing. Na so I sit-down jeje dey watch as them they to people.

That's how them reach my side ooo to my biggest suprise na so them Waka !!! go meet another person wey dey behind me na so them comot ooo.

The thing do me gbirigbiri for body say wetin Dem dey wey no dey befitting for me? Out of busybody na so I go the table of some customers wey just comot check the flier see wetin dey their na so I see say na car Dem dey kpolowo.


Na so I go the eatery mirror wey dey the wash hand basin look my sef from my empty coconut head to my toes. I come confuse dey ask myself say "I no resemble person wey fit afford car" chaiii and this morning I dey hail myself say I don dey fresh ooo

So my dear ladies and gentlemen as body dey hot me I say make I take pictures so as to help me analyse am and answer this question

DO I REALLY LOOK SAPALISTIC ?

Your choice of colour and your demeanor I guess.
If you want to look it,then feign it, court attention with every detail in you.
With this picture,sorry o, you look like those Igbo Boys selling Phone casing.
Now imagine wearing brighter colours with a pretty indifferent look on your face,then just a little spocky look to your brows
A bright colored Durag
With bright colored clothes sha on maybe bright colored Crocks ,a gold wristwatch.
This is going with your Entertainment stuff
Then pay no heed to any other person in the room but yourself, the attention will come to you
A carton colour leather Wallet then your House keys on the Table to give the illusion of "Car Key's"
Glance at your wristwatch every 20mins.

Lucrativress:

Your choice of colour and your demeanor I guess.
If you want to look it,then feign it, court attention with every detail in you.

Oyar modify that plenty quote

Now back to OP...Your mumu never do

Cerebellum:


Oyar modify that plenty quote

Now back to OP...Your mumu never do

Better lemme o
I don add to am sef
OP fake it till you make it o
Dress extravagant and classy to deals
Be pretty calm,conceal your irations, try to only talk when pretty necessary,look into people's eyes when talking to portray confidence,when trying to make a deal,go above your pricing a bit,be cool,be pretty cool so they feel you worth it.
The attention will find you

Lucrativress:

Better lemme o
I don add to am sef
OP fake it till you make it o
Dress extravagant and classy to deals
Be pretty calm,conceal your irations, try to only talk when pretty necessary,look into people's eyes when talking to portray confidence,when trying to make a deal,go above your pricing a bit,be cool,be pretty cool so they feel you worth it.
The attention will find you

I won't leave you..oyar come back here

Iamdbull:
So after spending some quality time at the gym building muscle wey no show( e be like say my village people dey thief my muscle with all my gyming I still be like turkey) and also doing calculation or SAPAculation as the case may be, I decide say na once man dey die, make I carry the little change wey remain for my savings ( as una all Sabi say I don carry all my money go do music wey no blow instead of my music to blow na so so shame e dey bring upon me I don suffer) go chop fried rice and chicken for one nice eatery.


Na so I sit-down jeje dey reason how the 1900 wey I take chop don sink hole in pocket na so two beautiful tall sexy looking ladies waka inside the eatery with fliers, it's obvious they came for marketing. Na so I sit-down jeje dey watch as them they to people.

That's how them reach my side ooo to my biggest suprise na so them Waka !!! go meet another person wey dey behind me na so them comot ooo.

The thing do me gbirigbiri for body say wetin Dem dey wey no dey befitting for me? Out of busybody na so I go the table of some customers wey just comot check the flier see wetin dey their na so I see say na car Dem dey kpolowo.


Na so I go the eatery mirror wey dey the wash hand basin look my sef from my empty coconut head to my toes. I come confuse dey ask myself say "I no resemble person wey fit afford car" chaiii and this morning I dey hail myself say I don dey fresh ooo

So my dear ladies and gentlemen as body dey hot me I say make I take pictures so as to help me analyse am and answer this question

DO I REALLY LOOK SAPALISTIC ?

I could give you more practical coachings if you want.
All I want in exchange is free front seat for your Shows when you blow and free selfies with you.
Wait, before you think of turning me down, I'm quite vast in music, I've not listened to your Songs yet but being acquainted with you would be a good thing,I'm pretty lyrical..

Cerebellum:


I won't leave you..oyar come back here

I'm already running out

Lucrativress:


I'm already running out

Oyar come closer(sun no min) fine girl

Iamdbull:
So after spending some quality time at the gym building muscle wey no show( e be like say my village people dey thief my muscle with all my gyming I still be like turkey) and also doing calculation or SAPAculation as the case may be, I decide say na once man dey die, make I carry the little change wey remain for my savings ( as una all Sabi say I don carry all my money go do music wey no blow instead of my music to blow na so so shame e dey bring upon me I don suffer) go chop fried rice and chicken for one nice eatery.


Na so I sit-down jeje dey reason how the 1900 wey I take chop don sink hole in pocket na so two beautiful tall sexy looking ladies waka inside the eatery with fliers, it's obvious they came for marketing. Na so I sit-down jeje dey watch as them they to people.

That's how them reach my side ooo to my biggest suprise na so them Waka !!! go meet another person wey dey behind me na so them comot ooo.

The thing do me gbirigbiri for body say wetin Dem dey wey no dey befitting for me? Out of busybody na so I go the table of some customers wey just comot check the flier see wetin dey their na so I see say na car Dem dey kpolowo.


Na so I go the eatery mirror wey dey the wash hand basin look my sef from my empty coconut head to my toes. I come confuse dey ask myself say "I no resemble person wey fit afford car" chaiii and this morning I dey hail myself say I don dey fresh ooo

So my dear ladies and gentlemen as body dey hot me I say make I take pictures so as to help me analyse am and answer this question

DO I REALLY LOOK SAPALISTIC ?

I believe that if you visit mental gymns more than physical gymns, 'Sapalism' will become more automatic to you than this level.

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chai! you really look sapalisticated!!





buhari no go shame us in this corn-tree sha!

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Lucrativress:

I could give you more practical coachings if you want.
All I want in exchange is free front seat for your Shows when you blow and free selfies with you.
Wait, before you think of turning me down, I'm quite vast in music, I've not listened to your Songs yet but being acquainted with you would be a good thing,I'm pretty lyrical..

Wow
Hit me up
Zero70655ten399
Thanks

Cerebellum:


Oyar come closer(sun no min) fine girl

Ode Simp

unamamatoto:
Ode Simp

He he

Lol...me simp broda gimme your girlfriend location and digits, nah only my crib and hollandia yougurt I go use turn am to my regular hoe(if she be hour glass and fine o)

[[s]quote author=Lucrativress post=104502837]
Better lemme o
I don add to am sef
OP fake it till you make it o
Dress extravagant and classy to deals
Be pretty calm,conceal your irations, try to only talk when pretty necessary,look into people's eyes when talking to portray confidence,when trying to make a deal,go above your pricing a bit,be cool,be pretty cool so they feel you worth it.
The attention will find you [/quote][/s]

Iamdbull:

Wow
Hit me up
Zero70655ten399
Thanks

keep using your alternate moniker to quote yourself.

This is Electrifying. Dude is so lit. An inspiring one minute spoken words poetry on Education. L.A at his best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPE2cJIJY4A


who go help you bayi

who go help you bayi






This is Electrifying. Dude is so lit. An inspiring one minute spoken words poetry on Education. L.A at his best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPE2cJIJY4A


this leaves me speechless

The same Bull again?

KingDash:
the guy talent no reach that side.

You look sufferlistic

Lucrativress:

I could give you more practical coachings if you want.
All I want in exchange is free front seat for your Shows when you blow and free selfies with you.
Wait, before you think of turning me down, I'm quite vast in music, I've not listened to your Songs yet but being acquainted with you would be a good thing,I'm pretty lyrical..

All these gramer just tell am you like am make una relate well

MufasaLion:
You no look attractive to them

Chaiii

Iamdbull:

Wow
Hit me up
Zero70655ten399
Thanks

Wait wait lemme Goan scream!!!
Iamdbull gave me his number aaaaaahhhhhh
Free front seat loading no matter the amount of the Show aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Wuahhhhhhhh!!
Oyaaaaaaaaa ghennnn ghennnnnnnn