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Damn it. This chapter is clearly more longer than i envisioned. No way I'm typing it all at once.

In as much as i wanted to drop it complete, i Guess una have to manage this Part. Tomorrow I'll complete it.

Enjoy...

Chapter 6...
Prophetic Saga..

~WARNING~

This chapter contains religious themes, please ignore my uncut shenenigans. I don't have shame again.

So a prophet was in town and he was going to run a three day programme in my church. The man was from my state of origin but had his church in my state of residence. He was quite popular, sorry i can't mention his name.

Goodnight y'all...

The news of Prophet T.B Joshua clearly wrecked my day. I thought of skipping this chapter but since i don start. I must finish am..

Rest in peace... Sir...

Still I Rock...

Cadek , TimiOkeyinka and Pholou
I've replied una PMs. Please reply...

The Prophet's hypeman... Sorry, his assistant.....the rock you be choko.lwkmd, nice ☝️

Lol TheRock no go believe that man prophecy if they no fish the thief out the next Day

Guys I think I've outdone myself in this next chapter conclusion, I wish I had the patience to all the chapter together.

I have been laughing while editing it, mehn the matter funny even me. I can't believe that I've been typing since 3pm, I finished rough draft by 5. 20pm. Damn...

I hope y'all enjoy the update as I did. I'll still read it again sef, its too sweet.

[quote author=Therock5555 post=102453885]

Chapter 6...
Prophetic Saga..

~WARNING~

This chapter contains religious themes, please ignore my uncut shenenigans. I don't have shame again.

So a prophet was in town and he was going to run a three day programme in my church. The man was from my state of origin but had his church in my state of residence. He was quite popular, sorry i can't mention his name.

One month before the programme would start, a new member visited the church, yeah new do attend every sunday but hers was different. She never went inside the main church, safe for weekly activities. She'll just direct to my sunday school class, grab a chair and a little child, locate the nearest wall socket and plug her Iphone charger, then proceed to alternate between tending to the child and chatting till church closes.

I ignored her for the first sunday, when she repeated same stunt next sunday, i rush her after service and asked for her name. Her name was pretty as her figure, i watched her walk away with a wry smile. She told me that she was from the state capital, but schools in my town, we quickly became buddies, exchanged numbers and took care of my kids together. She was really godsent....

Day 1. Friday.

"Make we go sleep o. Vigil na by 10pm." Ada said while we were watching a movie in the parlor.

I was disgusted at the obstruction. Grace was giving me a handjob under the blanket, and i was seconds away from bursting a nut, Grace removed her hand and grabbed her phone.

"Geez, it's past eight already...."

Like scurried rats, we all darted to our rooms. Instead of sleeping, i found my self rubbing my erection on Grace wrapper clad ass, she promptly raised her leg and attempted to trap it.

In seconds she turned and started agrresively kissing me. Heck
Boss man, still u rock

Therock5555:
Guys I think I've outdone myself in this next chapter conclusion, I wish I had the patience to all the chapter together.

I have been laughing while editing it, mehn the matter funny even me. I can't believe that I've been typing since 3pm, I finished rough draft by 5. 20pm. Damn...

I hope y'all enjoy the update as I did. I'll still read it again sef, its too sweet.

Why was post deleted ?

Therock5555:
[code]Chapter 6

Moblux post=102479481:


Why was post deleted ?

My problem was my phone. If that man was legit, i hoped the thief would be exposed the next day. I just hoped.


[code]Day 2. Saturday.






Still I Rock

waiting man

The rock5555 has been suspended so I would be posting on his behalf.

Therock5555:




I wanted to divide it into three but make I chop liver type am once... I don't wanna waste any more time again...


Still I Rock...

Baba how far na? We dey wait o

Hi

Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

I sent the chapter to a friend here, she got banned for posting it, I tried third person, he got banned also....

I dont know what rules were broken, there was nothing erotic in the post sef.

I'm gonna try again, if I still get banned, make una know say this story don end be that. If I don't get banned, chapter 7 will drop later... Thanks to y'all...

Therock5555:
Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

I sent the chapter to a friend here, she got banned for posting it, I tried third person, he got banned also....

I dont know what rules were broken, there was nothing erotic in the post sef.

I'm gonna try again, if I still get banned, make una know say this story don end be that. If I don't get banned, chapter 7 will drop later... Thanks to y'all...

That antibot behaves like a robot. Robots sef are better. Why flag a post without notifying the person of the reason for it...

That's why most of d mods Buhari.. nonsense!!

Therock5555:
Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

I sent the chapter to a friend here, she got banned for posting it, I tried third person, he got banned also....

I dont know what rules were broken, there was nothing erotic in the post sef.

I'm gonna try again, if I still get banned, make una know say this story don end be that. If I don't get banned, chapter 7 will drop later... Thanks to y'all...

Who invent this antbot sef?? Be like e dey malfunction...Boss open Fb page post the complete story there ...this story nor fit end like that oo

@therock5555, maybe its time you created your own portal that you can to freely. Your story captivates with good sense of humor

Therock5555:
Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

I sent the chapter to a friend here, she got banned for posting it, I tried third person, he got banned also....

I dont know what rules were broken, there was nothing erotic in the post sef.

I'm gonna try again, if I still get banned, make una know say this story don end be that. If I don't get banned, chapter 7 will drop later... Thanks to y'all...

Boss, why not type it on your notepad, screenshot and post it here.

lilachiever:


Boss, why not type it on your notepad, screenshot and post it's here.

Good idea mahn[color=#990000][/color]

lilachiever:


Boss, why not type it on your notepad, screenshot and post it here.

Great idea

I must confess I'll feel I'm missing something if Op cannot complete this story.

Great story teller you are Therock55555

I'm sure many silent readers feel same way too

Uduak how far you wan try again or should I.

am back the story has gone far let me catch up...
Modify: now that FG has fall into the trap by banning twitter [next facebook will follow with Dstv] these is the time for Nairaland to up there game and fix all these unnecessary antibot. Try posting the story in bit Therock5555

Why is anitbot disturbing our reggae.. The rock pls try again let's see. Been refreshing this page since today.

Therock5555:
Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

I sent the chapter to a friend here, she got banned for posting it, I tried third person, he got banned also....

I dont know what rules were broken, there was nothing erotic in the post sef.

I'm gonna try again, if I still get banned, make una know say this story don end be that. If I don't get banned, chapter 7 will drop later... Thanks to y'all...

Cc: farano, Rocktation

E be like say rock don chop ban again make I try

Therock5555:
Hi guys, make una no vex, I'm supposed to be dropping chapter 7 by now, no thanks to antispaambot for kicking my ass just after I posted yesterday, the update was hidden too.

.

Try snap and

Hey guys, just finished serving my fourth ban in 48 hours. I'm really tired now.


I'll drop official statement tomorrow...