NewStats: 3,265,151 , 8,185,803 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 04:21 PM 256h32

stagger:


It is not compulsory to marry a Yoruba. Besides, you are drinking panadol for another man's headache. Do you know where his mouth and tongue have been on that his wife's body? The man is busy praying for the ceremony to end sharply so he can get down on the real thing and go to work on his wife; you dey here dey form oyinbo with your big English.

Abeg park well joo.

And who's this basketmouth?

jaybillionaire:
ohh u all complain of sniffing d lady's ass in public simply means u can only do it in private... ehhhh baba I hail thee o

What's wrong in kneeling before your bride or kissing her? Why must I sniff her shithole in public? I mean, who in his right senses does that?

lalasticlala:
So today, I decided to step out of my shell. Nobody should yab me oo.

Who your back epp? Why can't you show your face?

What's good about Nigerian politics if not the yearn to attain power and embezzle government's treasury to the detriment of its citizens. APC or PDP, we still see the same faces reappearing in different uniforms to lie and steal. The only good Nigerian president is the dead one - Yar' Adua. RIP, Sir!

SmellingAnus:
Hahhaha I really don't think if he was asked to see If she has a smellinganus , anyway the only thing I can say is that when you go to Rome, behave like the Romans... On a lighter note, everyone has had a smellinganus at one point or the other especially after defecation..

CC: polyestar

Well said, brother!

In my own opinion, there should be a stipulated fee to waive off this shameful, public indecency as they do in other Nigerian cultures. If not, the last thing I'd do is stooping low and sniffing a lady's ass in public; I don't care if it's the ONLY THING I'm required to do to marry her.

Before I say what I have in mind, I'd like to know what SmellingAnus thinks about the first picture.

This rejected ho again?

You fools, go to sleep. Your noise is disturbing my sleeping kids!

Sharia loading.

Is it TonyeBarcanista? I thought he was a politician.

And they have the president.

fairlyusedpant:

so if papa nkechi wants to toast iya titi the woman that sells tomatoes in his street, he should come to nairaland and create a topic for it shey

No. I refer to Nairaland s only, not to Papa Nkechi or Iya Titi that live in your street.

This should be applauded and encouraged too. If you can cheer a public marriage proposal why can't you give a nigga who voices out his affection for a lady online a thumbs up? This is maturity in display, not your PMs backdoor, clandestine approach.

Unfortunately, no girl in Romanceland can boast of having such boobs...including the so-called virgins.

Tilting downwards but still fresh and succulent. These breasts would produce better milk than Cowbell.

It's the emanation of wickedness planted in their heart in visible form. Avoid ladies with beards and hairy chest.

BARRIKADE:
The man-hate is strong with this one.

Polyestar ,bro! keep doing the Lord's work.
Someone's gotta preach the gospel to these bítches.

She's a domineering feminist all right. The type that marries a man and subjects him to sodomy. Ignore her.

misspicy:

[b]My friend scent,I have promised myself not to reply or even explain any of these insinuations/allegations or whatever you call it because

1)I really don't give half fxcks about nairaland

2)I have busy schedules,I can't be here,arguing and disclaiming madness,you know how nairaland is,(the first lie is the truth)

3)I can't stoop low anymore to exchange words online,(its petty and cowardly) if anyone have problems with me,send me pm,let's meet and dig it out

4)I don't need an alternate to show my displeasure or dislike for anybody, you can check my post history and online banter with even laveda.

5)I don't care about online image,you see what you wanna see about me,believe what you wanna believe also,I don't care

6)I went through those s and they were created when I didn't even have a phone (my phones were stolen)

7)I just don't care about slandering/defamation,no be today that one start for me on nairaland, by the same FTboy/FTbomb/Fucktoto and his helpers
they don call me recharge card beggar before,gold digger,ashewo etc,so all these madness is not new to me.


I can go on and on,but I just don't give a fxck.

so scent,its nairaland,enjoy the joke or simily diss okay?[/b]

I really don't how to reply this. But why are you guys still mixing me up with this JustinTIMBA/JustinFIFa fake s saga that trolled and disappeared after being busted?
You don't want me to start. You don't!

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KingCheezyPuff:
or you could ask yers .

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Beamborla:



I'm doing my best to ignore your posts. Pls, just stop posting already.

Good choice. Ignore it.

KingCheezyPuff:
Ah,then you must be the HOE who told her 2 open wide
......
You can't be 'partner ',without being equal
The latter part of yer statement goes against the former.

Partnership and equality have different meanings. Go ask your teacher.

LordScent:







Jhesos !!!!!

Protected sex with an asewo is a 100% better because even your boo get a boo.

KingCheezyPuff:
you mean..... a slave ta men.
He can cook is own food And he can cook her's 2.
....Called being considerate!
.....
You made a typo, I fixed it

The Nigerian man doesn't regard his girlfriend or wife as a slave. She's a partner but she's expected to know her place. No responsible lady sees herself as an equal to her man too.
It wasn't a typo; it's a slang for errant chicks who spread their legs faster than a bird would spread its wings.

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KingCheezyPuff:
Why will a woman cook.for a man?
Why can't he cook for them both? Take turns even.

There is one particular thing that differentiates a Naija chick from a black American tramp: respect for men. It's an inbred trait strange to you.

Introduce your 'fear' girlfriend to your pastor in the night when he wouldn't be able to know her real complexion. Simple.

obiorathesubtle:
I'm sorry, you will NEVER find what you seek on Nairaland.. Esp the romance section..

Try Family or Jobs/vacancies or Nysc

You'll see the good ones there..

You dey spoil business for chicks o.

Y'all look like 3rd class citizens, meeeeehn!