NewStats: 3,262,365 , 8,176,940 topics. Date: Monday, 02 June 2025 at 01:23 AM 5r5x73

Onana70k:


Amen and so shall it be.
You quoted me on a thread but I couldn't quote u back on same thread, reason I'm doing so here. My intestines are almost ruptured. No jokes.
Pls baba, drop small tin for me pls. Even if na 2k

If you go accept 1k, drop ur aza. I dey PoS Wan send money give pesin. Make I drop am.

dynicks:
As a stammerer, when I was called upon to come defend my I.T, SEMINAR and PROJECT all in front of other students......Omo!....the barrage of ehyaaa wey I just dey hear, almost made me shed tears.......But as a guy man, i had to summon courage to dey smile...But deep inside, Na shame and regret just full me heart and mind ..!

Stuttering is curable. Steve Harvey did it. You can do it. Just don't rush to speak the whole words at same time

Onana70k:


One Love!
I just pray my intestines don't get ruptured. The h**ger is killing

Ahsweh nairaland is the land of cure for depressession and other psychological problems.

Which kain description be this? Lol

My daughter must study law. I will introduce her to John Grisham novels in her early age.

AuwalYusuf812:
Na we go pay the fines last last

"Nigeria will not end you"

vanbonattel:
But her spare parts are intact sha

Spare part kwanu? Hia!

Exceed15:

U dey read well at all...
Didn't u see his plea

I taya oo. It's either a lack of comprehension, or he's daft, or he's both

Exceed15:
When you hear court grants bail to a person,some people thinks the person has been freed.
Some bail conditions are so difficult to meet and the accused continue to remain at detention until the requirements are met. Bello case is a hard nut to crack. Even the notable people he knows had refused to stand as sureties . Who wan loose?
Bello don dey hear am, his gragra don calm down.. Kai something must humble somebody.

Especially me

2special:
The Court is going for the end of the year vacation tomorrow, you commit any offence now, no court to attend to your case unless you sort it out with the Police.

Best info so far.

I love gwarinpa police; very understanding

iichidodo:
I'm not friendly to my neighbors, period.

dominique:


Every time she has a baby but for a first timer, the pain is more excruciating because it has never been experienced. The pain feels like someone is slicing your stomach with a razor from inside and you have to keep enduring because baby has to feed. The good thing is that it subsides with every feeding session and after a few days, the sharp pains are gone but light cramps can be felt from time to time

Waaaaatttt!!!

bluefilm:
But why is she still covering the breast?

Werey! Wetin you Wan see wey you never see before?

Ouchbabe:
Truth be told, first few days of breastfeeding can be very painful. The pain is not only on the nipples but goes straight to the stomach.
Despite the excruciating pain, motherly love won't let you stop breastfeeding.
Strength of a woman by Shaggy comes to my mind

Does it happen only to a first time breastfeeding or each time you have a baby?

Olorilolo:
I cried hot tears anytime my twins woke up to breastfeed... The milk would be strawberry coloured when pumping due to the blood from the cracks all around my areola. I would scream sometimes when I can no longer be strong and my Mum would say "sorry dear, just bear it, don't allow tears fall on your baby, the same mouth peeling it would heal it"


But here, one Foul f*ool born in the gutter is referring to the mother as gen z for showing emotions all women go through so as to educate the ignorant.

Strawberry milk...... now I know that what some of you are saying about the pain is true.

What about a lady that did abortion and has a full bress. You may not know about it but you're busy with d bress until you notice some milk. Is she having some pains but tryna endure it?

BareFacedLies:


Why you dey vex?

Did someone suck your breast today?

Lol, adondai

Zonefree:
She's just being dramatic.

Same breast she dey give matured man with sharp 32 teeth to suck.

Women always want men to believe that everything about them is painful.

Childbirth - painful
Breastfeeding - painful
House chores - painful
Doggie - painful

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Yugoslavia247:
Genz mothers now post everything online.

Wetin remain an make dem post first time having sex.

I no fit wait

badt gai

BItt:
Why do I find this funny

You're not alone bro

Jasix:
But why Is wike fighting everybody?
I don't seem to understand

I kept wondering.

This CBN agbadorian governor is a clown. Was he drunk some 2/3 months ago when he announced that these denominations would cease to be legal tender by December 31st?

Why is everything about tinubu and his govt so slippery?
Can't this apc government be straight for once? Haba!

Well, I'm not surprised; after all, there are still ers, blind ers even on this forum regardless of how clueless this govt has been /become.

Nonsense.

PeterObi4Presid:
I doubt if any Abuja residents will wish him a happy birthday

Except me
Blood is thicker than holy water

Sirmwill:



Congrats on meeting me who is not indebted to death

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind

Sirmwill:


Really

As "strongest" as they can seem to you, they can just lay down this night and not wake up tomorrow morning and nothing will happen

You sound like a typical Nigerian. Just because one is indebted to death does not mean we should not strive to be strong.

arkad139:
These fintechs are more reliable than our yeye banks

How can you say that? Banks are superior to fintechs. Or simply put , the 9 banks I bank with are superior to fintechs in all ramifications

Agbalanze:
Nothing should happen to my 1k there oo

Ahsweh you funny dai. 1k! Lol

The world bank will compel benue state to plant only GMOs. This project is initiated by the New World Order satanists.
Funny enough, benue state will not understand how deceitful these world bank's crooks are.

They should advise tinubu to stop smiling in public abeg. Is it by force to sile? Haba!

Trump is coming