NewStats: 3,260,841 , 8,172,757 topics. Date: Tuesday, 27 May 2025 at 07:38 PM 83v1k

NobleAngell:
Waste of space. Useless topic. OP pls how can I get my 580kb back?

Hehehehehe. You rude o. Oya come and gerrarahia. You are too wicked asweh. Can't stop laughing.

dammyalabs, what about "I have been fucking her codedly for some months even though I had a faithful and loving girlfriend. We were discreet about the affair until she called one day and told me she hadn't seen her period for 2 months amidst tears. When I told her to get rid of the pregnancy she refused because she was young and was afraid of having complications. Hell was let loose when her parents stormed my house early one morning accusing me of putting their daughter in the family way. In the presence of my girlfriend, my neighbours, aaaargh! It would have been better if the ground opened and swallowed me up. To cut the whole story short, I got married (was forced actually) to the smallie and we had our baby 4 months later."

Nobody has told this kinda story since. And am very sure there are many people here who have had such experiences reading this thread.

Take along a pack of black polythene bags for 'shot put'. It's a life saver. Instead of using actual plates and cups, get disposables. Nobody get time to dey wash plate after eating. Don't waste your time bathing early in the morning (only wash your face and teeth). Wait till during those long and boring lecture/seminar period then sneak to the hostel to bathe conveniently.

Estharfabian:
Lol.




The post is kinda ugh, Conceited and all that? ...But I still concur!
sometimes.... The Attention gets creepy And suffocating.

Hian! Famzing. For your mind now, you follow for fine pipo. Nothing wey we no go see for NL.

These actors sef. They will act movies to teach us some life lessons but they don't learn from their movies. Na wetin dem dey always act for film dem come dey play for real life so.

These actors sef. They will act movies to teach us some life lessons but they don't learn from their movies. Na wetin dem dey always act for film dem come dey play for real life so.

Op, haba. You didn't mention Testdisk. http://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk

praisecity:
Pls, is dis applicable to mobile phone too, I use my mobile devise with a computer system, and it sundenly change all d media and files into anoda format (.ink). Is dere any mobile app dat I can use to recover it bak b4 I format it. Tenks

What you have there is the shortcut virus. It hides the actual files and creates shortcut links instead. SmadAv is very good in solving that. it for free from their website. It's small (about 1MB) and comes updated (As in you it periodically as a single file instead of ing virus definitions updates separately).

OP, it's done in all the NNPC Mega stations I've been to. So I believe it's done everywhere. The annoying thing is that those guys don't queue. They are allowed to drive in (often times through the exit) with the security personnels watching. In Lokoja Mega station, the security lights are put off later in the night and fuel is dispensed directly into jerrycans. The amazing thing is that women are involved too. A couple of nights ago, I counted the filled jerrycans of 2 women there. 1 had 20 while the other 1 got 13 jerrycans of fuel.
The problem with the country is that the good citizens watch the few bad ones perpetuate evil and they do nothing about it.

torqque7:

Hihihi ;Dthat is what hungry girls usually say to guys..your mates the find how to become independent strong ladies and u are here thinking of how to leach on a man..smh I pitty u,the world is upgrading, it will do u good to upgrade with it my dear

Cc: BornnAgainChild, olac21. Na like this World War 2 take start. Make una take am easy. With wetin I experience for WW2, I no wan witness World War 3.

Amelian:



If you busybodies are expecting me to reveal my past lovelifes to you....lol
Think again....
If u like scream beware on my name , a million times on nairaland .... I simply do not care.
My true friends and fiance knows me wella..so whatever faceless persons like u ,evina and the rest comes up with due to past writeups? Pls be my guest ... U guyz no nada about me and thats fact!

It does not move me an inch..
And you call Evina FBI? I laugh.
Pls watch out for our pre wedding pics.. Coming up soon

And for the records FBI kor, CBN ni...
Please use this .


You need it badly..

Lolz. Congrats ma and thanx for the gift. But the fact still remains, you can LIE for the universe. Hahahahahaha

Amelian:



Thats me dear
Live and direct..
No photcopy.... No scan copy... No counterfeit...

Pure undiluted Amelian

We live life once without regrets...
Love is a beautiful experience to go through.


Off to ma bed..... #peace#

Chai!! Evina, you are good. You should work with the FBI. Maybe Amelian practices bigamy sha. You never can tell. As she said, Warri no dey carry last.
But some pple can lie sha; sotey Devil go dey doubt himself if na him be Devil. Amelian, you too musssh. Guys pls pls beware. Lolz.

bobbysaxy:
BASTARD... is bobbby saxy ur mate...ur an idiot I swear...u lack home training... u seriously get problem...na people like dey push person to the wall...is bobby saxy ur mateanswer that question...am very sorry to disrespect SIR..u must be very stupid SIR for that comment u just made...na people like u dey person for dogs and cannnot afford it then u now come here to post rubbish about the seller...if u cant afford a dog u move on....wetin bobbysaxy do u sef...u dey craze I swear...I guess the indian herm u dey smoke don dey affect ur thinking abi?Bleep off from my thread with immediate effect....BASTARD...

Hehehehe.... Interesting.... Commando af wake. That's it right there, the spirit of conclusion. E don rush assume and conclude things for him mind without finding out. Whoever cursed or inflicted you with the spirit didn't do you well. Smh.

Fxwarrior:


It seems you don't have any usefulness to your miserable life abi? I go soon clear your doubt.

I been dey doubt if your foolishness dey epic. No need to stress yourself. You don clear my doubt already. Legendary fool.

N.B.: Please don't mention me again cos I won't respond again. I don't wanna be associated with fools.

Fxwarrior:


Even if the dog was mixed, it sure looks cool to me.
You have a bad mouth and nasty attitude. Grow up niccur.

Chei! Who discovered this pure fool? Ur foolishness is pedigree. Who said his dog was mixed? If you don't have sense, you could just shut up instead of talking and clearing all doubts. Guy, common think with your brains. If his puppy wasn't cool to me, I won't equate my puppy to it. Will I come up here to talk about a dog I have in bad light? Am I not shooting myself in the leg that way? Can't a Rott/Caucasian mix look like a pure Caucasian (or is it a sin)?
If any of you didn't see my 1st comment as a positive 1, then am afraid you have the same problem that bobbysax has. And so, the reply I gave him is also for you too.
Bobby brought this on himself. He saw a harmless comment and got paranoid. And his 'just defenders' who weren't interested in buying further came to derail his thread. Now tell me, who's bobby's enemies now?

uchpanila:


sorry for quoting you buh I think you have everything to do with Bobby, he placed an advert and you said something bad about the advert, he den asked you a question( which is just a simple question) instead of a simple answer you attacked him and saying he get bad mouth.

please read this thread over and over again it'd very clear that the first and second attack that came from anyone is from your first and second post yet you say him get bad mouth.

well sha it's it's thing of the Internet you can hide behind your phone and talk to people as you like.

Bros o, kindly show me the bad thing I said about his advert.
And, simple question abi? If you can't decipher the tone in the simple question then hard luck. Wetin I know be say I answer am well.

mira4u:


Na long story jor. Make I make am short. We were both coming out of the hospital when he exchanged pleasantries with me. He offered to give me a lift to my house. I refused bluntly but his persistence paved off. Unfortunately, I had a flat tire and didn't go with my car, else he wouldn't have had his way. He asked for my cellphone number, I didn't give him. He kept checking on me and most of these times, I wasn't welcoming at all. His friendly and playful nature got to me along the line, and I had to soften my walls a bit and we became friends. Fast-forward to marriage proposal. Lol I turned it down again told him my mind is not ready for marriage that I need time. He was so ready to give me all the time in the world then he said the only thing he will never do was to let me go.... The rest became history. Today m married to the most loving, jovial, caring and highly respectable man in the world. Can never wish for another.

I think your post was better without the details. Cos I imagined a better story for it. Your actions just come vess me. What if he wasn't persistent? What if he wasn't patient enough? Your drama was too much, I must say. Anyway, I think it was ordained to be. Maybe if u hadn't done so much yanga, he wouldn't have taken you serious. Nice post all the same. Felicitacion.

bethyz:
I knew mine from a distant. Talk on phone on and off for five 7 years. He was too quite for my liking. And i was rude to him.i said so many nasty words to him. He would run anytime am online. Now we laugh about it. Everyone called me rude but i didnt care. But oneday this quit man told me girl you are rude . i felt it hard. Anyone can call me rude but when he said it. I was touched. I didn't no this man that has been in my life for years was going to end up being my husband . if I knew then I wont have wastered time on those other unserious ones. I Never loved anyone in my life. I didn't no what it meant to love. I asked God open my heart to love a man. After praying. We talk on phone and I could feel the easyness to talk to him. Communication flowed. He would laugh and laugh at my jokes. I developed love for him. I changed. I cared about him alot now. He isnt perfect but he loves me so so much For that love he has shown me my world evolves around him. I will give him children be with him in time of need. Did I mention he is a shy type lol. Am his world . He says he is the luckiest man finding a beautiful ,smart girl like me. I have never told him am the luck one to have him. Even my beauty brought rich but unserious men. Am lucky to have him instead.

Talked over the phone for a period of 7 years? O ga o. The telecomm providers must have made a fortune on you guys. So, which network is sponsoring the wedding now?

henrico247:
Saw mine beside a well were I wanted to fetch some water.

Where you wanted to fetch water for your camels abi?

Seriously, I read all these lovely posts and am like may I jam mine soon and narrate it in a action movie way (You know that slow mo thingy with the flipping of hair)

mytime24:
no i need guyz @ fillin stations

Awww... I am a filling station attendant

remainhidden:
bro aint that bullet you laid in that small carton one time ago?

No. I haven't posted the pic of Bullet anywhere before.

Nawa o. Apparently, the bobbysax guy sells beef better than dogs.
@ ENIGMA24, advanceDNA, I don't know bobbysax, neither have I had any dealings with him before. Whether he sells good dogs or has several s is none of my biz. What I didn't like was his comment and I replied him. He should work on his PR. And from the look of things, e don shit for church plenty times. He's getting more beefs than customers.

Adeyeancah:
Or hereby deport her to sambisa forest rather

On behalf of Sambisa forest, we hereby donate her to the animal kingdom.

bobbysaxy:
we know ur type...ur dog is ur dog.wat is my business if u dog was mixed with a mongrrel...but it will be my buisness wen u come around here to make a mess of my own buisness...get busy bro...if u dog is crossed..keep it to urself...dont paste it on my thread...cos I dont really understand what u wannna gain bby using it to spoil my own buisness...

At first I wanted to give u the benefit of doubt but I after I saw your comment, I knew I was very correct about you.
Guy, I no fit spoil your biz. Wetin concern penguin with Sahara desert? Na u go use your hand spoil your thing.

bobbysaxy:
so what is the point ur trying make here now?

A few. And they are as follows:
1. I can comment anywhere and anytime I like on a public forum.
2. That you have a bad mouth which needs to be punctured with a broken bottle.
3. That if you are not sensible enough to understand a simple statement (especially when you weren't mentioned), you should either ignore it or ask your mother.
4. That you are too paranoid for my liking. You slowpoke.
5. This pup you are trying to sell LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY ROTT/CAUCASIAN MIX puppy. Duh.

Do you get the points now?

She looks exactly like the 8 weeks old Rott/Caucasian mix I have here.

blasiangurl85:
Becoming Alpha

So far it's not really going according to plan. I know I'm no alpha but I really want to be especially because Shadow is such a dominant dog. I have seen him establish himself as alpha amongst the dogs. It's actually interesting watching him put the other dogs in place. Well since i don't have 1 inch canines like dogs, I have to find another way to let him know I'm alpha. So far after watching millions of episodes of the dog whisperer I've tried the famous "shhhh" that ceasar milan does with the poking. Doesn't work for me. I also tried being very stern with him but he always finds a way to make me laugh when he jumps up to give me a hug. I tried making my voice deeper, but that also didn't work. Maybe I should have him neutered? I've really thought about that a lot. I know that neutering may reduce his dominant behaviour but it's not certain. Plus Shadow has a long list of people who want his puppies so doing that would mean so many people asking me "WHY?!!!!" I think right now he's just a rebellious young adult who needs to be put in his place. I think i will resume his obedience training and try out a few new things. If anyone has suggestions I would really appreciate it.

His gragra is just a phase and it will . He's an adolescent with a lot of energy. Just continue being assertive. He'll mellow with time.

Bullet at 18 months.

Bullet at 18 months.

It happened in 2012. I had an interview to attend in Lagos on a Monday. So I decided to travel there on Sunday. I packed and went to the GTB e-branch to withdraw the money I was gonna use to buy fuel into my car and pocket-money. On getting to the bank, I went straight to the 2nd ATM and inserted my card. The machine accepted the card and continued it's adverts like nothing happened. I got so mad, went to the security guard to complain. The 1st thing he asked was hope I didn't use the 2nd ATM because the ATM was faulty and he had been standing inside the building to warn people about it. He also said he just went out to ease himself when I was coming in. I just stood there, confused. I was pondering on many things. Why would this happen on a Sunday afternoon? Why did I use that ATM machine out of all them? Why didn't I put some money in my other s? I had to leave the bank. Fortunately for me, I met my girlfriend on the way. When she saw my countenance, she knew something was wrong. At the end, she lended me the money I used thoughout the trip.

LordRegalia, I appreciate the time you took to explain. I also learned some things. But my emphasis isn't on a physical short leash. All I am saying is the leash should be folded/rolled short. And that's just for the training session. As soon as the dog learns to walk right, you can release the leash length as long as you want. But from experience, it's better you always make your leash short. No matter the temperament of a dog, it still needs to learn who the Boss is and how to walk with the Boss. Dogs can easily sense tension. Gripping your leash excessively sends a wrong message to the dog and also to ers-by. The dog will wanna protect you cos you are not exuding enough confidence with the 2 handed grip. Likewise, people will panic with the way you hold your leash and they start to act funny; which will in turn get the dog's attention.
I have a lot of explanations to do but I don't have the time. It all boils down to being the alpha dog. Cos with all your muscles, 2 hands and big chains, if big dog wan pull u, e go drag u with ease.
I use the Cesar Milan approach.

Sorry for my - post. I hope you understand it.