NewStats: 3,264,410 , 8,183,644 topics. Date: Tuesday, 10 June 2025 at 11:22 PM 6dw5y

captainflash:
Hahaha

Wicked You

Its stale and has been over over over used in fb

Its acetaminophine,or narcotics I'll give u,trust me its no free food/ Or call assasin-doctors to treat ur folly,dude/ And trust me ..Its penicillin tablets they'll make u choke on ..if u still clame u so, siq dude!/

King of the metaphors, make way bastid!/ U frail gay, trashy/ In battles ..DJ won't bring the beats ..if it was a reggae party/ I call my fists fast cars ..they'll run over his face ..and turn it to a raceway tracking!/

Bruce knws he's weak and plump/ Thinkin he culd beat bad boys/ So on net,he boasts like he's mean and tough/ He jez a "lil boy who gets his powers frm d computer ...Frekazoid!

The goon above me is an utter clown/ I come with boxers style.. A conc fighter/ So one lariat ..I'll give 7 an L ..when I leave him upside down!

kingpoison:

Lol!. . .see,I might decide to scheme up some alliterations before my end rhymes. .last time I checked,alliteration is a form of rhyming but I bet it'll fly over must judges head.
I could choose to make do with slant rhyming. .some judges would end up calling dem fall outs.
So "rhymes just go beyond rhyming"

I get,but usin alliterations to rhyme may not look pleasin from a lyricist view ...For most judges,one word has to rhyme with anoda word and the next one ..Alliteration is way too stylish and not consistent

kingpoison:

Lol. .rhymes goes beyond rhyming.
U give what the fans want. . .only extraordinary glads like U3 and prekky can battle in NL and FB and still hold Deir own.
Fomme acme tried,but FB is not NL


Poison

I agree with evrytin in ur post tho I don't understand ur belief of "rhymes goes beyond rhyming" ..is there anoda tin to rhymes? Prolly meat-pie?

Geoxpress:

standard is,12bars all criterion

Ok,then,set it up,we post when u ready

PaulThor:



Please just shut it.. Guys like you killed waec standards in this nation...

Thor,plz ignore him to his folly ..He's an idiot that cannot argue witawt insulting!

Jason21:
[s][/s]
bye, reeetard!

I love to see fools trapped in their own false illusion ,hehe

Geoxpress:

oh.. u want a standard?

Standard lyk how? I knw how brawls are conducted here ..

Jason21:
concede? i had to laugh at ur folly....tryna make sense with an empty skull is just so ironic! dude, u can't teach what u don't know. stick to ur trollin.
bye!!!

And this here folks, is what we call painment from a sarcastic idiot ..Haha,gud show

Geoxpress:

lol. bt why did u leave tho?
although i barely battle again.

how bout we spar here?

I didn't leave, my accnt was hacked then disabled by facebook ..about the brawl,ok

Geoxpress:
massacre/amateur rhymes

I said it doesn't rhyme LINEARLY ..if we can accept those,then why can't we accept xammy's rhymes? Also,look at acme 2nd bar/quantrain and tell me if anything rhymes there

Jason21:

ur funny

I accept ur concession then; I can teach u more about rhymes later

Geoxpress:

lol.. acme won the battle to me... im d one person nt in of d verdict

Yeah,acme won! Smh for facebook sha

Jason21:
get wise, kiddo....anybody rhymin weapon/sleep on should be slapped and banned forever in the world of rap. acme wasn't steady with his rhymes but for the fact that he was able to piece massacre/abattoir/connoisseur/amateur in his multies gives him an edge over xammy who was doin jaw/blood/flaw...wtf! do u understand rhymes at all?

Lol,u murder urself in ur own posts, some serious stupid double standard up there ..massacre does not rhyme with amateur, at least,not linearly ..jaw rhymes with flaw ..Treat those cataracts,then read the barz again, xammy did better, I knw u hate capped rhymes but that's not a basis for decision ,and u can't prove acme was better in the rhyme category than xammy,If u can, I'll like to see u try

Geoxpress:

both flopped in their rhyming

Yep!! But acme flopped more IMO ..anyways,this doesn't matter! Acme still won this brawl by quite a margin

e'l com sayin he whoopd me 5,6,7 or even thirty two times/and dat he had me too bagd/plus he had the wins packd/­­but truth is the wins aint his,he shld "giv it to who it belongs"..biblically speaking,,am his caesar!!/
he wants 2 drag that?..no he wont dare!..cos if he does? I'll "put the fo on the-g's back"..like changing the playing position of a man-u's keeper!!/­­<four,degea>

Jason21:
show me how xammy's rhymes beat acme's......just show me, if u truly understand rhymes

U have eyes,don't u? Read acme's 2nd bar then slap urself if u still think acme was better than xammy in rhymes

funlord:



You are bored? But you have only 3 days left to script your poem in your KOP battle with jigsawkillah? On saturday now we will start seeing all sorts of excuses from you that you did not get the mentions or the date correct! Men all these rap section niggas sef! SMH........

Believe me you ..I finished scripting d verse 30 mins after u dropped d topic ..The topic was a very relatable and great one to me

Boredom kills ..I came here for excitement, rily, who wants to brawl? ..C.o anyone ..am not an fb vet,don't be scared

Jason21:
^ ^ ^
and in xammy's mind......... he thinks what he did up there are multies? most facebookers are poosies. acme wins that battle

Now now now, his rhymes were not perfect,but better than acme's ..Its the accent, their accent sucks IMO! ,but xammy did get some multies right ..Anyway,I think acme won this brawl

Ksslib:

If I recall correctly,the last time you were to battle,which was supposed to be your first battle on NL,you pulled a no show.

Thats a chance I aint willing to take considering how very very busy iam these days and have only few hours to spend on weeekends.

Lol,I won't pull a no-show ..if u up for it,holla!

Its so sad right, a vampire harlot, tryna giv d pole ah bite/ A sober sight ,he's gon be here cooly stealin lines; that's y he named himself polar bite

grayline:


Haaaa!!!

Let's brawl bro

Violet? Once d mag enter, I'll raid ur home, then ur pop'll cry/ With a grin, I red violet, and blew her with a muzzle high

kr0ne:
Based on criteria and what I think the Op really wanted, I'd say the two lads did a fair job of the topic. So I won't bother judging with the criteria. The competition is almost 50/50 but I think Obesemf takes this with a slight edge. His experience from Grayline's thread must have given him an insight. I try visualizing the imagery from both verses and I see myself relating more with Obesemf's. So while Raplinx was more consistent with rhymes and puns, Obesemf was giving us a hood mental picture of his childhood background.

Best parts:




MVGT - Raplinx!

Lol

Dz dumb fa..ggit fuming/ Named himself "Dj" lyk he's a boss blasting music/ Fo..ol,quit rap, cuz 5naira wuld only hav value ..to poor market women!/

Iceskidd:
i slept off waiting for him

Lies lies lies,u were supposed to post 1st ..U didn't show throughout yesterday ..Anyways,the reason why I couldn't follow the topic is becuz I don't feel love or emotions bullshit, apologies to anyone!

ELYMAXiimus:

well, i believe we all have Preferences. This here, is an assumPtion. You don't always have to tell a story in other to deliver a Punch. Set-uPs are only needed if there's a Punchline to exPlain. But then, some lines are self-exPlanatory.


true, but what's a bar? A line! In raPbattles, battlers sometimes don't need to do set-uPs before droPPing heymakers; just one-liners, eg. Bmagic.


another assumPtion. They weren't random Punches. Observe - You can set uP and Punch at the same time; there's a secret technique i use.

i think battlers on this forum shouldn't be restricted to one Particular way of writing like it has been instigated here. Write whichever way you can.

Generally, some Punchlines require setuPs, some don't.

I agree with this! NL should stop being too restricted with the 3lines ,then punch style of brawling. Textcees lyk tega gat wuld take almost 12 lines to land a punch(Via story-telling) and guys lyk ink wuld take jez 2. Its not the set-up, its the creativity,ingenuity and the perturbation IMO ...Altho,darkrebel's style is jez boring cuz after a long set-up,he doesn't wow the audience with his punchz and most times doesn't carry em along