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raumdeuter:

If he is not ready to come to Naija physically to push for what he wants

Make he go warm eba chop.

🤣

You see ba, the next time Nigeria somehow ends up being led by a nationalist who does the things needed to move the country forward, and then you people start doing that adversarial NGO/CSO/media thing that you used to frustrate Goodluck Jonathan and empower Muhammadu Tooth Picker and his Drug Lord successor, I swear on my dad's grave, instead of watching you people destroy the prospects of another generation of Nigerians with your conditional bravery that only activates when it is convenient, na me go dey snitch on una make government dey disappear una one by one.

I'm not joking.

Because now that a hostile civic space is needed more than ever, see as everyone is just accepting the boot on their neck ively. Nobody has anything to say anymore! Once upon a time, some people went to the extent of digging up Goodluck Jonathan's PhD. thesis and accusing him of using a ghostwriter, all in the name of "holding power able." Now the current president parades a forged degree certificate and is an actual blue collar drug criminal wey use deal avoid sanko - nobody has anything to say except it's about Peter Obi's random comment on a podcast!

— David Hundeyin

GloriousGbola:


as an aside this is the downside of catch them young. his wife was barely out of secondary school when he wifed her.

as the she is actually growing into a woman, the man is aging into a geriatric

i feel for a woman like bianca onoh knacking her dads age mate - what an absolute waste of a beautiful woman



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjtxo6gmns0

Bianca wasn’t clearly properly guided before marrying a way older dude. Thats a bane of Igbo land: the parents of the lady don’t care if she married a guy 30 yrs older than her, so long as the dude is “established”

COOL10:
Update on Florida. Republicans mean business 😎

Always knew Florida would go red

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/8258153/enugu-governor-peter-mbah-flags

Should hopefully greatly reduce the need for foreign medical tourism

A poll of ‘late deciders’ aka people who made up their minds within the last 3 days, are breaking 55%-44% for Harris, per a NYT poll

Total early votes cast, nationwide, as of the end of November 4 = 82,713,594.

Total turnout for this election may hit a record 160 million!

patrickmuf:
Equitorial Guinea is trending for the wrong reasons...Women, I fear who no fear them.

Haha. The guy get mind to bleep a whole president’s wife 🙆🏾
Imagine if the head of a federal parastatal bleeped the wife of IBB or Abacha when those men were the Heads of state, that official would have effectively signed his own death’ warrant 😁

Total Early Votes: 77,368,692
• In-Person Early Votes: 42,195,018
• Mail Ballots Returned: 35,173,674
• Mail Ballots Requested: 67,308,031

Totals as of Nov 3, 2024

Source: Univ Of Florida Election Lab

Ibime:
Iran officially issues a NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) imposing air travel restrictions from November 4 at 2:30 a.m. to November 6 at 6:30 p.m.

Fireworks on Guy Fawkes night?

@ ballzproblem2

Iran don vex🙆🏾

Ellexy:
Based Alhaji

🤣🤣

Ibime:


Who dey watch this nonsense?

Shey dem never hear of AI to reduce all these costs?

Maybe they want to create jobs 🤣

Ibime:


Including in Nigeria

Yes

Imagine the budget of a movie exceeding 680 BILLION Naira 🤯
That is like over 60% of LASG’s annual budget, or the budget of 5 other Nigerian states combined!

Just realized that Kemi Badenoch is the first Nigerian woman (or child of a Nigerian immigrant) to be national leader of a major political party anywhere in the world!

semid4lyfe:
The judge that set the bail of those kids at 10m each is a stupid and senseless person

Do those kids look like people who can meet the bail condition?

An absolutely useless judge!

Ibime:


E get one woman for my gym, her muscle ripple everywhere. She rip every guy for that gym, no doubt she's on steroids. I no doubt say some guys go want kpansh am just to show say dem fit dominate strong woman like that. She resemble this one but with curly hair

Lmao
Dem no go fit dominate am, unless dem muscle am

raumdeuter:


You seemed to have done a lot of OF focused research my learned counsel, was it part of CA bar exams requirements?

kodded:
these white people are something else o

Why will I pay $150 just to soapy?


As in over N200K just to m*stub*te


E be like say simping na way of life for men for overseas

Our Naija men dey run am too, but oyibo people own dey on a different level 😂
Even Nastya Nass - the Ukrainian twerker on IG - she said she made $1.3 million on OF in an 8-month period. And she said its her boyfriend that shoots her videos 🤣

You won’t believe that one female bodybuilder once claimed that she used to charge $500/hour to do sensual fetish stuff with average men🙆🏾 Na that one weak me .

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Incompetent Americans that have refused to mind their business...
Choi, Special Forces turn to cannon fodder. Maybe dem think say Russia na Hamas/Hezbollah.

🙆🏾😲😲😲
Nawa oh

She may be the GOAT of OF for real🤯🤯
As in, she dey charge $150 per video?!

Another potential OF GOAT may be the 18 year old girl who reportedly made…$1 million within just SIX hours of ing the site!

As of this afternoon, the early vote total is now 63.6 million…
In-Person Early Votes: 33,670,743
Mail Ballots Returned: 29,868,966
Mail Ballots Requested: 66,804,564

Source: University Of Florida Election Lab

Israel would be reduced to rubble if they think Russia and/or North Korea wouldn’t Iran in battling the terrorist Netanyahu regime

Roland17:


A move like that, especially this early makes him look as guilty as Barabbas.

Gbam!

Itsrm:


Borrowing a leaf from Odilis book. Odili did the exact same thing before he left office.

The court held that EFCCs investigation into the management of Rivers state funds by Odili is unconstitutional and is null and void

But Odili had standing in the case because he was already out of office😁

Roland17:


Sanwo Olu fall my hand with this kain move.

His barrister (or SAN) just wants to chop Lagos state money 😂

seankafor:

See Wahala 🤣

BlueRayDick:


Which kind madness be this ? 😂

How can someone sue an agency 4 years ahead of the completion of his tenure ? What is he scared of ?

Haha. I don’t know o🤣
I think the court will toss out the suit on the basis of lack of ripeness ie the agency hasn’t yet taken action that would allegedly violate Sanwo-Olu’s rights

Ellexy:
Raumdeuter, this Kamala lady looks like a fraud...

Is this some Donald Duke/Tinubu stuff?🤣🤣

Sanwo-Olu is running scared 😂

cococandy:
How is Trump a dictator? What does having 17 kids with multiple women have to do with a hypocritical “family values” stance? How does getting a call that my signature I’ve been using for years suddenly doesn’t match my records show that they are working on delegitimizing votes? What makes gerrymandering so bad? Why are you angry with someone who’s invested in promoting hate and misinformation? I mean what could possibly be wrong with that?

You can try this redundant “I’m going to ignore every fact in front of my face and keep asking stupid questions until I wear them down” tactics with unseasoned people who don’t know how you guys operate. But it doesn’t work on me.

I’m not about to explain to you in elementary what a man means when he says he wants Hilter’s type of generals who’ll do what he says without regard for the constitution. Only so that you can turn around and ask another stupid question about the proof that he actually said it. And when you see the proof, you will ask another stupid question about evidence that he meant it that way.

Pls nna go and gaslight your village people.

Well said 🙌🙌